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Reincarnated: Have u suddenly become blind?

Do you think evry 1 with an f symbol is actually a female?

Reincarnated: Isnt it obvious? Cant u see she wants to e-rapee me?

And how are you so sure she is not a he?

And what exactly is going on here?

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Random

Hmmm.........*following*......

[quote author=ms_pee]He's married?

Them don scatter my dream. [/quote]What dream was that? Does it mean you bin asleep all this while & enjoying a dream?
Well its not too late dear, just jump right back on your lovely bed and there you r, back in dreamland. Of coz when you r done with ur dreaming, you can always com bck to gist us.

[quote author=sweet-tease]I don't know, am currently wishing i have the power to control who i fall in love with but if wishes were horses, beggers will ride. Its not fair but life is not fair, There are things we just can't help.[/quote]@ bolded its true there are things we just can't help but this also depends so much on the stage that we r in life or the kind of experiences that we've had in life. If you r a newbie in relationships then there may be a limit to which you can help issues and you can only pray you don't fall for sm1 who has strived to make himself likeable but not for the same ideals that you have. What I think is that your own interest in your spouse should not be enuf justification to love him and want to settle down with him, rather you shud ensure he has genuine interests in you and your progress too.

Nudi-ty

Evolve

Amf which party would that be if I may ask?

Navel

Underneath

Wealth is best enjoyed when there is good health.

ogugua88: Fear of the unknown. Will it be happy? Will it be complicated? Will it fail? It's that next huge chapter in life, and you don't know what it looks like. You hear advice and stories from others who are there or been there, but they're not even that pertinent as every couple and marriage is different. Plus there are bills, possibly preparing for children, and all sorts of pressures to worry about. It makes you wonder if you could ever be ready.

All you can do is put to use all that you've learned in life, and have faith in yourself and your partner... and make sure you marry for love.

@bolded Lovely advice but when you do get married, for the ladies,in the words of Stella Damasus and I quote:

make sure you keep your husband sexually satisfied.....

and you can find many more tips on keeping your man wanting you more and more here(www.nairaland.com/1466146/x-everything-stella-damasus-aboderin#18588454).

Thou Shalt not judge is what the books say.........
So.....I came.....I saw......I won't judge.....I left !!!

VivianWatson22: *image editted out*
She has gotten her sexy shape back, and her new movies would soon be out. So yall should be expecting her back on your screen too

This is necessary for every woman that would want to save her relationship/marriage because one of the reasons the man saw her in the first place is the shape n she shouldn't allow child-bearing to make her lose it if she is to keep her husband wanting more from her n loving her tirelessly. Its one of the resons men desire women, the others can be found on this thread(www.nairaland.com/1466146/x-everything-stella-damasus-aboderin#18588454).

[quote author=Dr.Abbey]It is kinda funny. You see a man and his wife in a picture. You see beautiful kids. And you conclude that he is responsible and happily married. I'm not hating, in fact I love it but stop painting one in the light of a saint because of these.[/quote]Even the tongue and the teeth are not always happy with themselves but they remain together, broda, For better for worse.....so why not let's just be happy for them or wud you rather they spread their dirty linen in public?
Moreso if the wife ffs the kind of tips on this thread(www.nairaland.com/1466146/x-everything-stella-damasus-aboderin#18588454), I don't think they'll have so much problems or what do you think?

Khalessi: Anyone that says his wife is pretty is a LIAR!

Are you back so fast? Thot you would take a long vacation .
I bet you r prettier but you c "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" and "one man's poison is another man's sweet wine" so it don't matter in the long run dear.
And apart from that there r plenty of other beautiful places a man loves to visit on a lady's body (www.nairaland.com/1466146/x-everything-stella-damasus-aboderin) than just the lady's face you know

Agrika: Oh Lawd!!! he is already taken, good-bye cruel world, *about to drink rat poison*

Pls don't coz Nigeria still has single, caring&handsome guys but maybe not as rich (unless that's ur main priority). I fall into this category if you r a "good-to-go" lady.

Ruthieberry: Luvly kids...neva knew Yul wz married though

Most of us didn't know because ppl that actually make good news don't make noise rather its always "empty barrels that make the loudest noises"(which is a pity because we Nigerians get to only usually know & comment on those that r crazy Abt bin @ the spot-light)

joeydozzy: What's with people and that kind of schoolbag

Isn't it too much for kids

Ada Nri1: But I don't understand going to school with such bags. Isn't it meant for holiday travels?

[quote author=the_ripper3]What's up with that travelling bag used as school bag ? Is dat what trends these days?[/quote]

Lilimax: Not at all
These are moderate If I may say

I go wt Lilimax If you r a parent or you have junior ones as little as these kids then you would know that they r bin drilled properly in some schools n even get to hav mini laptops hence buying them those same usual bags that would get torn on tym(due to notebooks&textbooks&laptop) wouldn't make so much sense in the long run. These ones can be used over the years.

Deiok: Am i the only one smelling deceition here?

chocopearl: Deiok re u thinking wat i'm thinking??

Dint I ever tell you guys that 'deceition' is the name of a cologne I wear @tyms or would you like to try it on?

Enitan (child with a story - parents went thru a lot of complexities b4 bearing the child)

Hold her by the hands and make her sit down on one of the chairs and then offer her something to drink. https://www.4smileys.com/smileys/drinking-smileys/drinking-smiley07.gif

Take a jar of acid found inside the room and 'acidify' the box and all the black mamba and ensure they all melt to ashes(keeping the remnant in a safe location where Deiok wud not be able to locate it) then locate the spare key kept in the key box and re-open the door.

Impressive. His wife is lovely n the kids seem very confident&happy. This is what I call "Progressive Life" and not like those "To(ro)nto whatever" that is always making front page(without front-page worthy news).
If the youths of Nowadays are to get motivated, it should be from the likes of this guy who is @ least striving to make a family instead of deliberately trying to make "news headlines".
God bless you Mr Edochie n God bless progressive Nigerian youths n well, yes, God bless all Nigerians.

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[quote author=ms_pee]Do you think I'd believe?[/quote]Nope but couldn't you just overlook it?