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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:01pm On Oct 23, 2014

Truckpusher:
They used Oliver d coque's video but that wasn't the song at all.

Employ DJ abeg before you play us a funeral song during wedding reception

Hahahaha

. Would you mind becoming our DeeJay? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:00pm On Oct 23, 2014

Caseless:
eunoch mode activated.

Eunuch indeed undecided

I believe Dyt will want to confirm if she has the real thang grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:57pm On Oct 23, 2014

sameer1212:
i am fine sir, ur bar is boring today so i jst turn on my video game jare

Well in life data/electricity/signals flows either in or out. How yours flows depends largely on you you know grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:54pm On Oct 23, 2014

remsonik:
Please play me

Here you go ma'am,

*plays OritsheFemi Double Wahala*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvYohDe2GSs

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:49pm On Oct 23, 2014

Truckpusher:
Jbluv55 you'll pay for this hug.....I swear

I'll pay sir! And I believe for the next kiss I intend to steal grin

.

*whispers to him*....so how much before I proceed? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:46pm On Oct 23, 2014

SpcAgtOko:
Truckpusher is.

What do you suggest baby? Shall I call on security to throw him out ? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:45pm On Oct 23, 2014

Ivanspring:
Is there anything i can take with it?

Of course there is ma'am

.

*whispers to her*....shall I bring lokili? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:43pm On Oct 23, 2014

remsonik:
Jbluv55 is truckpusher one of your assistants on here

Erm.....actyoooly when KelvinGraphics was still a member of the board of directors, I think he was a contract staff here cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:41pm On Oct 23, 2014

rozzay:
Tom TOM and anDRE

Hahahaha

. Did you mean the real ~~KingTom~~ Tom TOM and ~~Dre11~~ anDRE or the substitutes? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:37pm On Oct 23, 2014

Ivanspring:
Ah ah! Will i drink it like that?

Would you be needing a cup or something else dear? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:36pm On Oct 23, 2014

SpcAgtOko:
JB

Hello baby

. *gives her a warm hug*

Welcome sweerie

. What's up with you? Hope no one is harassing you?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:26pm On Oct 23, 2014

Ivanspring:
Okay. Though i don't know what it tastes like but...let me have it with whatever goes with it

It tastes like fanta orange cheesy

.

*serves her*

https://naijatreks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Palmwine_terrakulture_Naijatreks.jpg

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:22pm On Oct 23, 2014

Caseless:
hehehehe...i wont stil mind o.

Mba, I nor wan make you con dey take the same paracetamol wey me dey take grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:21pm On Oct 23, 2014

Mondisweets:
im done taking...

Oya feel free to relax, I don play song for you and truckpusher make una go dance wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:19pm On Oct 23, 2014

Caseless:
*hands her d prick in peace*walks away prickless*

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:18pm On Oct 23, 2014

mismore:
I have to be..

aw dis nyt go be now

Hehe nawa for you o. Shey I saw him just some minutes back grin

.

*whispers to her*....abi na Man U dey give am palava ni? grin

you better advise am make e join Chelsea grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:13pm On Oct 23, 2014

chimkaire:
He will enjoy it after a cold shower. I assume he went that way. #remember, he is drunk

chimkaire:
hehehe...Jbluvv, mbok, oblige

Truckpusher:
Yes yes .....Play for her 'Mama Africa' by Oliver d coque

Okay o

. MondiSweets, hope you can dance this song with truckpusher o grin

.

*plays Oliver De Coque*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv8OV2_vbqM

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:03pm On Oct 23, 2014

sameer1212:
oga jbluv55, i hail ooo. hw market na? abeg u see irishkez,rozzay,missberrypop5,n AfricanApple? caseless n Xtarxhyne una dey too?

Erm.....I never see some of them this evening o but AfricanApple and XtarXhyne siddon for one corner dey encourage fine boys for NL grin

.

How your day?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:57pm On Oct 23, 2014

chimkaire:
Abia!!! //Abi o ti "beat" ni? I vote AfricanApple to boogie down with this Dude

Shebi you sef can get jiggy with him na? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:54pm On Oct 23, 2014

rozzay:
Ok sir please rem us ooo. Lol

Make God remember us all o grin

. What shall I offer you tonight?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:52pm On Oct 23, 2014

Mondisweets:
haaa im stock taking na

Are you done with stock-taking now? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:49pm On Oct 23, 2014

Truckpusher:
No No no........

Last time she got drunk you know what happened ?

I woke up in the hospital ,she can be very mean if she is drunk on free beer

Buhehehehe cheesy

. I thought her being mean would mean you waking up in the mortuary grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:37pm On Oct 23, 2014

chimkaire:
Typical bar man

Shall I bring fork and knife for you too ma'am? cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:35pm On Oct 23, 2014

Mondisweets:
u are the best jbluv

You're welcome Mondi

. Shall I play you some music to dance to? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:31pm On Oct 23, 2014

Caseless:
package ko, packet ni. Pishure of her booty, or adonbulivit.

If I show you, sleep go evade you for days cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:27pm On Oct 23, 2014

Dyt:
Mk I check the pinshore again for grey lip

Jbluv55
Clears throat
I want caseless prick

*hands her a plate, knife and fork*

https://www.computing.co.uk/IMG/232/198232/empty-plate-370x229.jpg

*whispers to her*....he'll soon join you and you can have any part of him ma'am cheesy

*meets Caseless and whispers to him while pointing @ Dyt*.....that lady requires your attention sire grin

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:21pm On Oct 23, 2014

chimkaire:
You need Miley Cyrus' "Adore"

Haaa!!!!

*changes the music to "Adore" by Miley Cyrus* grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1tzURKYFNs

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:17pm On Oct 23, 2014

Truckpusher:
Oh I see ,You're as single as me too and in this bar there is love in the air.Thank God for Jbluv55 the owner.

Please Jbluv play us some cool music from the 80s ,Chim and myself want to dance skelewu using Micheal Jackson's ''beat it''

Here you go

*plays "beat it" for him and chimkaire* grin