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missberrypop5:
If they do, you won't eat the egusi soup i'll prepare that day

We have good cooks here that'll prepare something equally delicious or better sef

*wondering to self: wey this MondiSweets sef? E be like say she nor wan work again, make I kukuma find another person replace am*

mismore:
Am fine o.

Cool . We nor dey see your guy brakelights again

KingTom:
Thank God say no be dat Hitler pot you give me
***Dives inside cup***

Maybe na im I go give you next time o

Ivanspring:
Why are you whistling like a palmwine tapper

How come you know how they whistle? Or are you one?

chibwike:
Lol, so u dey also display result for ur bar

Of course, we dey even run commentary for some matches .

missberrypop5:
hehehehehehe, don't worry. Even if it was dream, it will come to pass like Martin Luther king's own. "I had a dream where Manchester united won the champion's league"

Well then, you'll have to wait till next season or better still the season after next to wake up to reality. As for this season, even the only competition you seem to be participating in doesn't seem to be favoring you .

Truckpusher:
Jbluv55, could you please gimme my standard senior man's poison?

Maigida sorry I'm serving you late o. I just imported this drink specially for you ni o

*serves him*

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Xtarxhyne:
no b me o...me wey Neva get 10kobo

You go get pass 10kobo insha Allah . How your day take dey go?

KingTom:
Guy me sef dey take this thing like play o
****Whispers**** If Xynerise catch you! na you sabi o

Catch me? What I do na?

KingTom:
Shebi dem feel say Champions league na joke abi, no worry we go return them to their 7th position

Who una wan send go 7th position o, Liverpool or Man U?

KingTom:
You wan kee me

I nor wan make hunger kee you noni

khiaa:
Good morning! I would like a cup of hot tea.

*Pours her tea in a cup and keeps the teapot on her table *

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mismore:
Morning jbluv55 and kingTom

Moreen mi owon . Bawo ni?

khiaa:
I'm fine, how are you this morning?

I'm ok khiaa. Do you speak any other languages apart from English?

KingTom:
Anyone wey sweet you abeg, hunger wan tear my belle

Buhehehehe . Kabiyesi o .

*dashes in and out with a KingTom sized cup of tea *

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Ivanspring:
Where are you from?

I be omo Yoruba o . My closest pal (late now sadly ) while I was in the North was from Akwa Ibom .

Lady khiaa, you seem quiet. Hope Allizwell?

KingTom:
Ese o! erm now that I have been welcomed, You get Mai shai?

Na me be the Mai shai wey dey sell the shai . Make I give you shai mai zarfi ko mai seyin?

chesterlee:
The Great Chelsea would once more come out as the Pride of England...I love the blues jare


By the way..When Manure dey play sef?

BLUES for life o .

CASELESS, Sameer1212, Rozzay and Missberrypop5 will have to be the ones to remind us of the day Man U will be playing their own UCL matches o

neighy:
l0l tx 2mao... Bt we gona party till saturday evening or evn extend it to sunday evening... U get wat am Saying... ME jobsat34 n d Whole FootBall Frenzy personnel We gona drink over Barce's deadBody... Nd We[CHELSEA FANS] celebrate Victory over ManUtd We might also invite DRE11... Or do u tink he his stil crying ova Ystdy's defeat?

We go parry till Monday be dat .

Dre don get over that loss tey tey .

jobsat34:
Good morning oga mii.. na 2mrrow oo

Perfecto!!! Drinks go chill well well by then . Morning sire .

KingTom:
Hmmmmmmm okay o

Aha!!! And in NickiRoman's tiny voice, "Baba KingTom" ekaabo o

chesterlee:
Yummmmmmy!!!!! *Brings out Fork and Knife* Thanks my blue brother!!!


I watched the game yesterday...I watch as Ronaldo rape loserfool backline. I pitied the midget Sterling, he was so helpless

Hahahaha . You're welcome sire .


Its a real pity that they lost by that margin and @ home Now they are third in their group with 3 points after 3 matches. Arsenal on the other hand are 2nd in their group with 6pts . Not forgetting Man City with 2pts at 3rd position in their own group .

Xtarxhyne:
Sits beside him...Oya gist me

Good gal ....*clears throat*.... Oya wey the 1000 R/C wey you promise me

AfricanApple:
which Adam, ur throat too small to occupy me jare

have you tried sampling his throat?

Ivanspring:
Hmm! Jbluv I'm beginning to suspect you oh!

Afo to sionkpo...

Buhehehehe . Suspect ke? What I do na?

chesterlee:
Blues For Life bro...

Well, I will have boiled yam with fried eggs.

Nice one bro . You watch Liverpool match yesterday?

*serves him*

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AfricanApple:
are u doing your masters now or what

Nay!!! Planning against the coming year .

Doing laborer work right now .

Xtarxhyne:
naso u dey alws talk ....Nothing

Aaawww!!! Aburo mi atata ti n ba mi ja o . Oya come and sit beside me make we gist first na

missberrypop5:
laughing in China kwikwikwikwikwikwikwikwikwi.

chibwike:
what if chelsea will eventually win you guyz

FIXED!!!. Thank me later .

Ivanspring:
Yes, i do.

Hehe . Oya sionkpo daara