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Caseless:
dont tap, or i tel ur wife.

Haha . I have resisted the temptation o. Moreso, my wife sef package nor be small o .

chimkaire:
Truckpusher no normal oooo

Madam Chim nawa for you o. You self follow go Mercury? .

Truckpusher:
Please do ,on my behalf

Sure thang sire .

*looks around for MondiSweets*
**Locates her and serves her the hot beer**

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remsonik:
No I didn't. Enough goodies to be shared

Korrect!!! Shall I play you some music to dance to while you sip your tea?

AfricanApple:
okay o. I hear u

Yes ma'am . How your day na?

Caseless:
*clears throat* what is my adam's africanapple saying?

She suppose don tell you na

Caseless:
the watch-word. *sprinkles holywater*

Buhehehehe . Gaskiya I dey tempted to ....

Mondisweets:
you are far too kind

Here is your soup in bottle Mondi

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Shall I bring the plate of hot beer also?

Truckpusher:
Jbluv55 is toasting a customer o


Na this kain thing dey fall bar.




Rule Number 1: Do not screw your customers

Buhahahaha . Oga sir, I nor dey toast customer o, I am still fery fery loyal to my one and only chickenpie and sweetheart .

remsonik:
Sweetheart don't mind me jare. I have been dealing with life issues,how's everything with you. I miss you a lot dearie

Its alright dear, we all have priorities anyway .

Welcome back! Hope you didn't come back empty handed?

Truckpusher:
Jbluv55 ,please serve mondisweets one bottle of cold pepper soup and one plate of hot beer ,the bills are on me.



Hey !Mondi don't be scared I'll pick up the tab.


You can also take fried mosquito legs and cockroach sauce garnished with garlic and ripe monkey brain and a glass of pissapple juice to wash it down

Order taken sire but erm.....*whispers to him*.....shall I drag her to com take a seat beside you?

AfricanApple:
so u dey tell me now say I no go see your pinshure? *sniffs*

You go see am joor, no biggie but.....*whispers to her*......not in that public display thread .

Mondisweets:
im enjoying in your kitchen

Eating all the food and storing them in your bumbum?

rozzay:
Ok sir, I hope it wasn't an impossible mission tho.

Hehe. Mission was successful o, thank God . Waiting to start reaping the dividends .

mismore:
I no see am too...
maybe he's in a sacred place wif anoda girl.
*dnt let him knw i said so*

Buhahahaha . And you are ok with that?

Ok o. Motigbo o.

Ivanspring:
Noooo Not me oh. That would be my seniors in those days

Hahahaha . Ok na . Shall I fetch you palmwine so that you can continue with the ministry

AfricanApple:
so have u posted it? I heard u are cute, I want to see it

btw why didn't I see ceaseless Caseless there and dre11

Post ke? Oldtymers nor dey too post pixes for NL again na, Facebook still dey there .

Xtarxhyne:
NL guys r cute sha

Neldrizzy
benromeo39
Seun...
jbluv55
come upload o

How many times person wan upload na? Too many of these kinda threads in existence already .

Ivanspring:
My day's been quite stressful... And your's?

Same here but the "storm is over now"

rozzay:
Hello sir ayam great thank u, how everythin, ur wife?

We are all doing great o . Just coming back to duty after some hours on another mission .

AfricanApple:
I know by just looking at it.

bia didn't u see your mention on the other thread?

Hehe . I'm just seeing the mentions o

remsonik:
Long time I have been in the bar. Jbluv my darling how are you doing? Hope u now ve assistants helping in running the bar. I greet everyone o. I need a cup of hot tea Jb. Its been raining since morning and I need to shake the cold away.

remsonik? I heard you've been in Pluto, is that true?

*calls on one of the new assistants to serve her *

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rozzay:
Gud evening all

The Lady of the Rose . Awayu tonight ma'am?

Xtarxhyne:
Amen o.

Everywhere just dry...I just dey slip lyk pregnant woman

Na house you dey?

Anyway, you know what they say "if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck......". You know na

AfricanApple:
look at this bad boy, pls I don't know anything o, I don't know how they use to sample people's throat

Hehehehe . How then did you know that his throat would be too small to contain you?

KingTom:
Repaired

We go dey there together on Sunday na .

khiaa:
No I don't, why do you ask jbluv? Thanks for the tea.

Just curious about the meaning of your nick

Ivanspring:
Well, as a junior in the secondary school, whenever we whistled, one senior student would ask us why we were whistling like palmwine tappers So i started asking the same of people around me too

Aha!!! So you must be the founder of the Palmwine Tappers Association then .

KingTom:
Dem no fit na

Yinmu

Mondisweets:
abeg i dey enjoy joor

But you for invite us to come enjoy with you na

missberrypop5:
hehehehehehe, o ga eme unu vam n'anya if you don't understand that, i'll explain after sunday's "Clash of the Titans"

Hehehe
Ere ki ni Aja n ba Ekun se...... *mimicks her*.....If you don't understand, I'll explain after Sunday's "Clash of the Titans"

Ivanspring:
How sad...i hope you learnt enough good phrases?

I didn't learn anything really because we were in the north and there was a shortage of peeps to speak the language with. I just learnt a few funny words which I'm not even sure I can remember now

How has your day been?