₦airaland Forum

Now, let GEJ go back to consult his oracles about dis JUI

lolu007:
How can u guys forget the MACHO MEN.. Those that intimidate with their chest and six packs always lifting those heavy irons and walk around shirtless

with my small boxers and flat chest (b) proving one kind 6 packs (/b) of no reasn... goin to go and continue

Don't really know what to say... But a great lesson.

Does people in nid of land in nairaland comment 1 or 2 even 10 to cum and get one b4 fb tinx







Eclipse ko ecsise ni... laugh in great pigiN

Now some people will come and buy seats and discuss abt one man's fall instead of praying for him.

See one man definition of failure... Definitions that makes failure pack em bag and run. But plz no that "Even when u fail, there's no excuse for ur failure" so take it lest u be a victim... But been a victim doesn't mean it's anoda door of opportunity.

Awon omo nigeria eleyi gidi gan!!! (This types of Nigerians are tough o..!!!) Na only them dem make dis planet earth for? make dem dey do small small.

Sometimes when I sit back
and analyze the pros and cons
of social networking sites like
facebook, 2go, badoo, twitter,
smiggle, BBM, etc on our
Nigerian society, I just weep
cos these internet
technologies have more
adverse effect on the level of
Nigerian students' academic
performance due to less time
students now devote to
studying/reading their books
when compared to the lion
share of their time which is
happily dedicated to chatting
and networking on the
internet via social networking
sites.
An average Nigerian student
spends 2/3 of his/her time
browsing or chatting with
friends and people he/she
don't even know than
reading his/her book.
This generally has affected
the Nigerian peoples' reading
habit. For instance, many
Nigerians in the past buy
novels and read to pass time
and to entertain themselves,
but that culture is gradually
going into extinction cos
youths now prefer to chat on
social networking sites than
reading their books.
Our government needs to do
something soon, cos this
Internet technology seem to
be doing Nigerians more harm
than good. Even employees
now spend more time
networking online than on
doing their paid jobs.
Now, do you agree that social
networking sites are
gradually killing academic
performance of Nigerian
students? If no, give reason
to back your claims. And
lastly, how has this
technology affected your
performance as a student or
as an employee?
Goodmorning and happy new
month to you all.

~(i)~

cococandy: Story time...

When I was in school there was this man I met at friend's wedding. Mr B.
He started asking me out seriously and trying his best to drive down from ph to owerri to come and pay me surprise visits at school.

Many of my hostel mates then knew him because he would come without informing me and if I wasn't around,he would wait outside the gate until I come back. Sometimes he would go if I came back late and then my friends would tell me ''that man been come again o. Ha''

One day he opened up and told me his pastor saw my picture on his phone and told him I was the one God revealed to him as his (Mr B's) wife.
Kept putting pressure on me to give him my parents' contact so that he'll make his 'noble' intentions known to them.
All that 'apparent' seriousness was to make me feel his a good guy with good intentions and make relax around him enough to open my legs.

As an asideI've even heard of guys going as far as introductory marriage rights to get into the pants of a very strict principled lady and disappear once their mission is accomplished. So don't think every single girl dating a married man knows he's married)

Continues..

Until one evening I received a message 'leave my husband alone. Go and find your own. Husband snatcher # **unprintable names**'

I was surprised no be small. So I called the number and confirmed truly that that was his wife. Mr B would travel all the way from ph to owerri to woo me and form Mr romantic while denying his wife at home.

The sad thing was that after trying to convince madam B that I didn't have anything to do with her husband like she thought and didn't even know he was married,she still saw me as the enemy while ignoring the fact that the onus of protecting their marriage rested on both of them and not me the single girl outside.

Well I tried to make her see that I was on her side but she was blinded by stupidity.

Kept saying she knew how her husband uses ladies and dumps them that it would soon be by turn to be dumped and her loving husband would soon go back to her.
That I should not think I've won as I'll be dumped like a piece of rag and he'll be with her the madam(main chick )
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That's the mindset some women have when their husbands cheat on them. It's always the fault of the girl outside. She seduced him. She charmed him. She did this or did that. Forgetting that the man made the first move of betraying his marriage by looking outside to start with. A man who's determined to cheat will cheat. Even if all the single girls outide reject his advances he'll do it with a married woman. The cheater is the only constant in that equation. He's the one that needs to be changed if a different result is desired.

I'm not saying this because I think women don't cheat. I'm saying it because it is women who are more unrealistic when cheated on.
That's what I like about men sha. Cheat on him and he sees the problem which is you.
But cheat on some women and they'll leave their problem(the man) and face the girl outside.

Nice word mam; really enjoy d 3mins teaching.

Hmmm.... Dats jst a nice initiative, i predictd it firstly but was lata found out to be true. NICE ONE.... KIP IT UP.

We Nigerians tend to compare our country with other countries which are just too Older both in age and experience dan ours. And remember d Bible says he that compare himself with anoda is a fool. And plz lets stop complaining so we can be a blessed nation indeed Isaiah 58:8-9 but instd lets support to make it good and even best for the youngones to come. Hapi independence. frnt page tinx.

Lets start with Geology of the events which brot abt reductn in population. Thank God for this present day science of seismology (volcanist) there is already a reductn in its effect by evacuating of people away from places liabiale to volcanic hazards. And thank God for giving me a frontpage in OCT1

Recieve a like and comment for that song after 7 good years, dat really means it's a one of it KIND.

Make Body dey fall? i fear o

And now, instd of them evn appreciating wat someone did they wuld kip critising like they also got sumtin gud to say

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enigmagu1: 4.9 is easy in latter bt diff in former.....

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, When my father is the chief secretary of the country, and my father's broda is the Registre of the school and my father's sister is the HOD or Dean why won't i worth having 4.9 out of the school? Now back to the topic, Me wey i take go inside that hot part of Ondo state to go and skul where evrytin in there both the weather and d people are nt having smilling face at all, Is it there one man wan go use sharp boy steal 4.9 out of the school..? Abegii, dem dey compute and still keep re-cross checking your result for d nxt 5yrs, even Mimiko go tak vex for u.

To become someone like Mandela is notin bad nor stressfull, all you just need do firstly is to go to some country where racism is of high order e.g Scotland or so... and slap any white man you know is popular and start protesting a racism after dat u may be sent to prison jst endure it's for sme while, and after doing those two things firstly we can now continue the lecture...

WOW!!! I feel you guys in here, u pple ar just a free-kind-of-people i will always wnt to be with. @op nice pix jare dnt mind all dos my big bros jare

Please can someone help by giving us the specs of this system?

sahedorf: 400L student, I can't even remember my matric number.

Hahahaha

Share your testimonies....

Seeing somethings around you that is wrong needs to be corrected, this has brought to my notice that; on almost every website we find ourselves in (including facebook etc.) we always find people advertising the word "SUGAR MUMMY". Who is a SUGAR MUMMY? According to a Nigerian giving the answer we would say "a sugar mummy is a person (female) who pays a male/man a certain amount of money to come and have fun with her, which is similar to prostitution. But it is clearly known especially in Africa dat its only females dat do prostitution, but we call this one "MAN PROSTITUTE"... My question now is that, When do men now become prostitutes who wait for sugar person outside in mid-nite? And what do you think that can prompt a man to go into this kind of ACT? and whats the way out for anybody involved in such an ACT?

kufre james: FOOLISH, check out brand new cars in school as soon as the money is realised.26% kor 40% ni:.............Nonsense!!

sometimes dos lecturers do sound funny to me. Plz can anyone of them come out boldly to us and tell us dat he/she doesn't have one business or the other as a source of income since the day the strike has begun...

Is there nothing ASUU also can sacrifice for the lifes of her students?

STUDENTS sacrified their brains and destinies for 5-months just for the Educational Sector of Nigeria. PARENTS sacrified their children time at h ome, just for the Education Sector of Nigeria. PRESIDENT GOODLUCK sacrificed 13hours out of his own 24hours in a day just to get a good Education Sector in Nigeria. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AS A BODY sacrificed a sum of almost 1.2trillion naira just to revive the life of the in comma Education Sector of Nigeria "the money they're expected to embezzel and use for campaign for 2015 or buy more new BMW armour-cars". Now our grand-father ASUU what do they want to sacrifice also for the almost dead Education Sector of Nigeria I would suggest they also drop down their salaries of 5-months and return back to work as we also dropped down 5-months of our life span to stay at home facebooking and 2going all day long.
- J-bravo

garripack: ACTUALLY AM PISSED

WHO'S FAULT WHO DO YOU BLAME

LIVE IS EITHER THIS WAY OR THAT WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIVE GOES ON

NOTING IN NIGERIA SEEM 'S TO WORRY ME................

No be your fault my broda, maybe bcoz God still dey dash you your 3 meals per day dats y you ar speaking dis rubish

plz @ ma kunwulia, can you please shed more light to us about it, coz you may just SAVE A SOUL with it.

This Igbo tin don tire me jare, if say the man is now from sumwhre like Maiduguri ko? wetin they won do? they go dey tel una make u always reject other tribes, why nt tell them to make PERFECT men for their children in their tribe. mtcheeew

we all know that most of the things outside nw are mostly meant for women, and if that be the case she is to work in some ways and not always waiting for husband to come before she can afford #10 maggi or #200 underwear she saw in the market.

Thanks to you all for ur awesome help. But the thing there is that, won't it sound ABSORD to people when they hear that the lady is older than the man, coz i'm sometimes shy at isues like this.

Fabulousuzo: for me, it balls down to understanding. How does she react when you guys have misunderstanding? Does she rub it on ur face that she's OLDER than you? If she doesn't, and she gives u ur deserve respect, then i see nothing wrong in marrying her

Thanks bro. but the main thing about her is that she gets angry alot for reasons only known to her and would never love sharing it.

Thanks to you all.