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not yet

well wat u think?

i like tourism, great fun to meet a lot



guess u like nature

nice climate

yes






can u do without falling in love?

way to Turkey


wat river is dat?cnt remember seeing dat

can i say yes to that?

u must live long for u hav no age in there

false





tpbm is a babe

maybe fine,am i right?

wuld be gone soon

do i even know?

so wat did u answer him?

who answered u?

still young

false, love blues




tpbm has never taken a self photograph

cant u see am fine?

who else do u think?

creative

so is it better to tell lies than telling him off?

CV of the year,

This Kid will go far…

This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I’m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and ‘post-it’ notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m applying.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

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@Mamba, mind u u said they paid the 30 TOGETHER and not seperatly(even though they had to contribute that), so the 25 was returned for them all, they never paid 9 EACH, so taking the 25 from the initial 30,they were paid back 5,out of which they shared 1 each and gave 2 to the waiter, so if u think they paid 9 EACH then u wuld be looking for the remaining one till Jesus comes. And how do u xpect them to share 5 equally amongst 3?

Dirax of cause i can get u one but i hav to really knw u first cos i dnt want to give u a girl then she later comes complaining to me about anything, so i must knw ur personality real good b4 i do that. As long as i wuld want to be the best for any girl,so also i wuld like the guy i introduce to any girl to be.

who told u u are big? yes u might be but not too big.May be they call u "big girl"? with ur pics i cant really agree that u are big even if u hav added a lil weight to that, the only thing is dat ur body shld be rightly proportioned, the right things at the right places for ur size, u knw wat i mean, girl be proud of urself. more so u are not 19 or 20 yrs but as i can see, 28, so wea did u hear dat kind of judgement and wat law made u beleive that? May be u shld shw ur full pic standing upright and not sitting, and den maybe in some oda kinda clothings, then we can understand ur point better. Some times i also think am too small but got to realise some oda things covered that aspect. , so believe in urself and look at the better side of u.