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The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Umaru Musa Yaradua is severely brain damaged and suffering from a severe stroke, it has been authoritatively confirmed.

Previously, it had been reported that he was dead. This was largely due to the fact that ever since he arrived at the King Faisal Hospital in Jeddah, he had been in an unusual coma in which he lay on bed the entire day with his eyes closed which led to some staff thinking the President was actually dead. However, it has been confirmed that the first family has bribed staff of the Hospital not to give information to the media about the true state of the President´s health.

The President of Nigeria has been bedridden since November 23 2009 and has not spoken a word since then. He spends his entire day on bed, staring blankly on the ceiling. Even though his wife, Turai has been by his side, he is said to hardly recognize her and sometimes just stares at her blankly as if she is ghost.

I don´t think your president can ever rule that country again. He is as good as dead,´ said a nurse at the Hospital who is close to Hodderway Books.

He has not said a word since he came in here. For the first two weeks, he just lay still in bed and did not wake up for days. We were so sure that he was dead and that the doctors were hiding something from us. He is not dead but he is seriously brain damaged. I don´t think he´ll make it,´ she said.



Also, the President is said to be suffering from much more than one ailment. ´He may have Lung cancer as well,´ our source said. ´For some reason the doctor has been secretive about the health of the President.´ The president is known to be a chain smoker.

Meanwhile, it has been confirmed that the phone call in which the President supposedly called the BBC to confirm that he will return to the country when his heath got better was a prank call. According to an anonymous source in the Information technology department of the Presidency office, the first lady and close friends of the presidency used voice-morphing software in which one of the president´s childhood friends spoke to the BBC in the guise of the president. The Nigerian ruler has not said a word in the last three months. Not even to Turai. He is in such a terrible condition that the first lady has been making frantic efforts to ensure that nobody sees him in the state he is in.

Meanwhile, last week the Nigerian Parliament sent a delegation of five members of Parliament to see the ailing leader. However, the five were reportedly denied seeing the President as the Hospital staff was under strict instructions from the First lady not to allow anyone see the President in his deplorable state,

Vice President Goodluck Jonathan was declared acting President last week by the Oil-producing nation.

Source: http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/141551[/

THAT GIRL IS A BAD OMEN FOR YOUR SUCCEEDING IN LIFE.
I ADVICE YOU TO GIVE HER A BOOT

@Poster,
Guy, be WARNED, i was involved in that stupid and mumunish runs. IT DOESN'T PAY
It is completely a wholesome waste of manni, resources and time.
You better invest  the stipend  on what will make you graduate in flying colour.
There are alot of responsible damsels out here who will ask you for a kobo as long as your motive towards them is genuine.
THAT GIRL IS A SYMBOL OF FAILURE

@ Poster,
Are you sure you are 27 or you are 17?
What exactly is your stress?
You were man enough to get your Fiancé pregnant and you want her to abort the pregnancy or you run away.
For cry out loud she is your fiancé
Oh, you want her to abort the pregnancy and face the medical implications and at the end of the day, you drop her because you will be seeing her as second hand material for wife which might not be acceptable to your ''dream life'' standard. By then she will be carrying ''AFTER-ONE syndrome while you live a ''free life''
YOU KNOW MY ADVICE; RUN AWAY SO THAT WHERE YOU WILL RUN TO YOU WILL GET ANOTHER GIRL PREGNANT AND YOU WILL ALSO RUN FROM THAT ONE, BEFORE YOU WILL REALIZE IT YOU WOULD HAVE BECOME 27x2 = 54 YEARS OLD.
I feel like blowing off your brain from your skull.

Why can some human be truthful to themselves, what can nonsense imagination this is post.
Seun why can't you get ride of some skulless people off this forum.
@ poster, if your posting is what you really did you don't deserve to even marry from that family because you are a betrayer and a traitor.
That your d;Dk is suppose to be subjected to sharia judgment.

what is your e-mail address?

[quote][/quote]Why didn't you asked Obama?

Been a virgin does not show in character neither does it form good character.
@ Poster, a woman with godly and good character should be your criteria.

Having a good and successful marriage does not depend whether the man and woman in question were virgins.
Being a virgin does not have a pronounced effect on marriage, (although remaining a virgin has a worthy prize attached to it).
@ poster, You might be lured into delusion and deception if you make that your underlined criteria for a good wife.

@ POSTER
I had a similar experience when i was in school for my first degree.
A girl locked up my heart in her in passionate love, every body in the faculty
knew and she was respected among my friends and colleagues but friend never knew
that she wa using to cool off on campus.
I WAS SURPRISE WHEN A BIG SHIT CAME BLANKETING MY FACE ONE DAY
SHE TOLD ME THAT ''WHAT WILL I SAY IF THE MAN THAT WANT TO MARRY HER COME TO
THE CAMPUS AND ASK ABOUT HER FROM ME'' AND THAT WE ARE NOT COMPACTIBLE
I COULDN'T STAND SHOCK BUT YOU KNOW TIME HEAL THE PAIN AND TODAY I AM VERY VERY HAPPY
I HAVE COME TO REALIZED THAT SHE DIDN'T WORTH THE PAIN AFTERALL I AM BETTER OFF NOW.

MY ADVICE TO YOU KEEP CALM, SHE WILL COME CRAWLING AND BEGGING YOU TO ACCEPT HER BACK
BECAUSE SHE WILL NOT GET A BETTER TREATMENT THAN WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN HER FROM THE OTHER GUY.

Tell your friend that she should give that baby a chance to live. If she KILL that baby
and survive the process she can never contain the guilt because it will hunt her all through her life.
she will be cloth with shame and condemnation for the rest of have life.
I ADVICE HER TO GIVE THE BABY A CHANCE TO LIVE, MAYBE HE/SHE WILL BE THE CHILD OF HER
CONSOLATION.

@ Poster
It is quite parthetic to have such a girl but i think you don't need to give yourself the stress.
Don't allow yourself this emotional choking. It is as clear as crystal that they are cheating on you.
You are not married yet (though it could be painful most especially with the one you have given your heart in
love to).
I SUGGEST YOU GO LOOK ANOTHER GIRL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THERE ARE LOTS OF HOMELY AND RESPONSIBLE
LADIES OUT THERE WHO WILL RESPONSE TO YOU AT YOUR BEACOME CALL.
EMPTY YOUR BRAIN OFF THE THOUGHT OF HER AND YOUR EMOTIONAL OFF THE FEELING OF HER.

REMEMBER YOU ARE NOT YET MARRIED TO HER
GOOD LUCK

@ Poster
It is quite parthetic to have such a girl but i think you don't need to give yourself the stress.
Don't allow your this emotional choking. It is as clear as crystal that they are cheating on you.
You are not married yet (though it could be painful most especially with the one you have given your heart in
love to).
I SUGGEST YOU GO LOOK ANOTHER GIRL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THERE ARE LOT OF HOMELY AND RESPONSIBLE
LADIES OUT THERE WHO WILL RESPONSIBLE TO YOU AT YOUR BEACOME CALL.
EMPTY YOUR BRAIN OFF THE THOUGHT OF HER AND YOUR EMOTIONAL OFF THE FEELING OF HER.

REMEMBER YOU ARE NOT YET MARRIED TO HER
GOOD LUCK

@ the poster
Wait a minute, are confusion on what to do? :oDo u know whether the presence of your dearly club girl friend is causing confusion in your husband's trouser. I guess you are sleeping, it will surprise you when you wake up to find your husband in the club with your friend.
WAAAAKKKKE UUUUPPPP OOOOOOOOOOO before you dream of second wife for your husband.

I want to find which part of surulere and what sieze of land are looking out for?

I want a comprehensive and detail training on HYSYS, PDMS, CADS AND RENDERING.
Please i need this training very urgently. Anybody with the idea on where and how to get the trainings
and also the hysys softwares should please contact me on 08035803726.
N/B. The location must be within Lagos.

Thanks joichi, u sound as if you know me before and as my guildian angel.
Please with all sincerity of heart and mind i would love to see you one on one and to have a chat in this regard with u.
i can be call up on this mobile phone: 07028057219
thanks.

I had my first degree in chemical engineering and on to the second degree in process engineering (MPE) unlike the formal addmission which was full time in Chemical engineering (M.SC). The MPE is a part-time and i am resolute in going for it. Afterall the take home pay i get from my present job is immensely rediculous (far beyond what joichi stated.

THANKS joichi, i can't blink twice on this because i realised that these guys here are dream killers and will never want to see u set up.
Imagine one of my boss telling me that ''why did i need masters?'' that all that happens in Nigerian schools are basically outdated theories and the company paying me will not be base on my master certificate.

They even stood against my professional trainings, because i will be too hot and expensive for them to handle (imagine the cunny craftiness of these guys).

Thanks joichi,
I never knew there are people of this sort here, you guys make me great and optimistic.

Although i would have been completing the previous one by now, nevertheless i am not rregreting since the second opportunity has come.
Any objection i drop their work and face my studies.

Thanks guys.
I think Obafemi Awolowo University, University of Ibadan and some of the universities in the south-east are also admitting now.

Please guys help me out.
I was offerred admission for my postgraduate study (M.SC) and when i presented the issue to the directors of the company where i works.
The Technical director told me that, how am i sure that after this study the company will be able to keep me since my profile would have gone higher, and also the Managing director who seldom breeze into the country threatened with brimstone and fire ''that it is better i forget about the master study or i resign''. They made carricature of Master programmes in Nigerian universities (maybe because majority of them don't have the master qualifications).

I saw that they are intimidated because they believe that after the programme i will go for another company that pay higher than they peanut they give.

I have to abandon the programme inspite of the money i had already paid because of the intensity of the thread and now another admission has come and my technical director has told me that ''i shouldn't mousel the horse that threaded the vine''.

Please help me i am in a state of dilemma now.

Ur wife's younger sister.YOUR HEART IS ABSOLUTELY DIRTY AND DEVILED. Was she not there when you went for her elder sister in the name of she is the best thing that has happen to you. Now her elder sister (your wife) is outdated and your sister-inlaw (your wife's younger sister) is now getting you drunk.
Let me recommend two places for the cure of your madness which you called love :
YOU NEED RUSH DOWN TO MOUNTAIN OF FIRE FOR DELIVERANCE
AND TAKE THE NEXT AVAILABLE OKADA TO REDEMPTION CAMP AND MEET PASTOR ADEBOYE FOR SPECIAL PRAYER

Who exactly is this ur sister-in-law? is she ur wife younger sister or ur brother or uncle's wife younger sister. Well if the first is the case,GUY U DON KOLO, YOU NEED DELIVERANCE AND IF THE LATTER U ARE GOOD TO GO afterall u are not blood relation.

I am here
mobile:07028057219 expecting ur call urgently.

I just wonder why seeking for employment one will still have to pay for it, imagine N5,000 just to gamble for uncertain employment.Where can these guys get this kind of pay? ahh, i tyre o.
I know the firm response for this would have calculated for their profit magine out the millions of these job-seekers.
This condition (N5,000) is highly frustrating.
abegi, this idea na gbasikati, i no enter atoooooooooooooooo.

say what u like, I know what I want
omosexxyy, ki u don make me colo, there is a red hot rod between my laps, can your wet cut cool it?
I am ready hot waiting for u

I am a working class guy and seriously in search of a beautiful lady for a long time relationship which might proceed to the altar.Interested lady can contact me on 07028057219.

;Dgive her what she want and she will give you what you are looking for

Na waa,Nija we de kankwe

if we are cleaning up niger, then yar dua will also be affected because the same person that promoted Ribadu was the one put him on the seat of power, which everyone within and outside this country knows.

Is not the president that determine what happens?