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The comedian was involved in an accident last night in Ikoyi. He was hit by a speeding car at an intersection. He was rushed to the hospital and released this morning after being treated for an eye injury. He shared a photo of his damaged car and account of what happened





"Out of hospital, hale and hearty! Just an injured left eye! Last night was nearly the end. On my lane jejeli and this guy Rams into me at an intersection. Carry my car dump for side walk like small pikin wey no dey hear word. I was sure I had been blinded and broken my hip. First thoughts were my family, my debtors of since last year and my jokes wey some people go just thief! But as usual, Godwin!!! When your life flashes before your eyes, it's like that missed call you never heard ring.

#godwin!

Lol

Ama echi?

Heheheh.. From my own house

Ori anyaocha

How?

Brainless he goats

Make e nor come .. We nor want

Tinubu be like,
Why u marry ijakpa/mbe wen I dey?

Diaris God oh , Diaris God oh!

Continue

No be lie

Different strokes for different folks

Our mama don born, e remain our papa.

Dele .
Dat belle deserve standing Ovation

But wait 55yrs
Na only for naija everybody dey use football age .

Ladies are always 28 wen dem wan tell d guy sey na marriage next
Civil servants don swear affidavit tire
Twin dey senior im 2nd with 5yrs
Ladies face dey young pass dia legs upon sey na head dey 1st comot


DELE! Happy Birth Day
God be with you.


Dele you remember this drink sha .
U don near 50 wen dis drink comot for market!
5yrs ago

Hmm

Dis is most likely a hall rep's room in madonna university

Ok

Now I can spend my hard earned money on a nigerian jersey . And not look like all these abokis that hawk singlet and boxers .



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I hope say nor be only jersey change?
Players and technical crew suppose follow addidas go to.. Make dem go play for niger

juniormusa:
Ungrateful fellow atleast that is a sign of change with a new development

You are the cause of nigeria's problems, mediocrity in its highest form

Boni yayi is a clear example of AGIP!

Only 85? Take ur training back


Yimu

eleko1:
Spot on.Total BAN pls .They shud ban Kerewa,ogidiga,ori malu,Orijin all those useless/toxic drink .drink Malk/wota and stay health

GBAGAUN!

Puting aminu out of business

Okok

Nanananananana

BREAKING NEWS

Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse

The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend…

“16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you’re capable of killing me… It’s over!!!”

“How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT’S OVER!”

“You don’t even respect me, I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!”

“So now you’re drinking coke that has another man’s name on it, better go and find him because it’s over between us.”

“So Beyonce’s “Drunk in love” is your caller tune? I can’t trust alcoholics with my future kids.”

“They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!”

“I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I can’t date someone who’s not patient.”

“Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It’s over!”

“You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It’s OVER!”

“I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!”

“You don’t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things.” #‎lolzzzz

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