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missyadorable:
I tire oh!

Last week,I dropped my car @ the car wash and rushed to the salon.On my way back,I boarded a cab, sat behind with this guy,he started wooing me! I was flowing along(make I no dey rude na)...I alighted @ the car wash,he also did and followed me, the dude who washed my car said"Aunty,i don finish am tey tey"..i said "thanks" and gave him his money...I turned to look @ my toaster,his face was all frowns..Before I could say anything,he said "Sorry o" and walked away! Hahahahaha!!

bloody liar

naughtynaughty:
Am insyd keke..d person wooing me too is insyd keke? Ha! Aw goan wash my head. If am insyd keke..d oda person shld own a bike or car alrdy nah. Shuuuu!

okpo. he didnt say an ashewo paid his fare

wisdom

ode

relax, those ladies were sent by ur moda to protect her perverted son.

one question

do u thank them properly wen they pay?

but wait oh.

nairaland is for adults or mature kids..
u dont fit in both.

2go king is wat u are

foolish

truth

mgbeke feelin funky

Olayinka777:
why call it rubbish?

it looks like rubbish

viviangist2:
Sounds angry .. ABEG GO GET URSELF A TORTOISE OK

are u talking to me mgbeke?

whirlwind7:
If they are aware that this specie of snail slime harbors certain extremely dangerous neurotoxins, they wouldn't be this foolish.
They do this because they are aware that some European and Asian beauticians perform it.

What they didn't know is that the specie of snails used is totally different.
Giant African snails have poisonous slime.

i bet ur village native doc poisoned dem

its a beauty therapy.. nitwit

snail slime is rich in exfoliants and rejuvinates skin cells

https://www.nairaland.com/2770818/how-mr-president-him#2770818.16




https://www.nairaland.com/2268553/pic-see-what-3yr-old


only 50?

by d way. hope dem sack that asokoro dpo.

over corruption dey worry am

click d link for inside tory

https://www.nairaland.com/2770818/how-mr-president-him#2770818.16



click to see wah buhari had to say

anumanu

joblessness.

y

I was at the bar today with my friend and while we we chatting and having a nice time he shared a worry with me . I didn't have an answer because it seemed a light worry but deep rooted . I told him I would get back to him . Fellow nairalanders . Help me out on this . Candid advise and even facilitators would be appreciated

The worry thus is

His father is friends wit the president, yeah . U can ask which president?
Pres M Buhari ..he and buhari were close after the coup thru to the early yrs of Abacha..
He isn't employed. How can he benefit from that friendship as his father has not been able to meet with Mr president due to age.

Lies

Nysc and incompetency.. Bread and butter

My friend recounts how e was given her nysc kit . On getting to the hostel to try it on . She realizes that she was given a size 16 and she is size 10. On returning it , the nysc official told her to go and change wit anyone with her size.
And most corpers have had theirs adjusted and there are no plus sized corpers to change with. .

Pls help

This move doesn't translate to job for graduates and job seekers becos the aim is to eliminate power tussle btw the perm secss and new ministers.

Good move which would yield long term benefits .

Corruption has eaten so deep that the permanent secss acted like monarchs in the civil service kingdom

This would check impunity as the fear of sack would install wisdom and update their thinking OS

I love Buhari
I hate Apc


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cckroach

Po

Abeg.. Make dis ones just join super eagles . Abi who alex iwobi senior for that team?

Dem do well sha

But how do we win @ U17 and we be 12th abi 15th for africa ...

FIFA can't hold us down.

Like if u think those boys are U17
Share if u know they are O17

Ok

Baba don come

I comment my reserve ..

Things we do to ourselves

Wisdom is profitable to direct.

Baba be like ..
Na yemi for come dis waka oh ..
All these english wen dis boys dey blow .. No be dat one carry me come.

Hmmmm

bb all day everydai

Only 30

Moonkey... U wen dey talk.. U don dash peson 20naira wen dem use celotape join b4? See a good deed .. Appreciate or do better .. Don't castigate ! Anumanu

searching4love:
I SEE NO SENSE IN THIS MOVE BY DAVIDO WHAT IF HE GETS BROKE OR DIE BEFORE THE GUY REACHES 20 IS HE TELLING US HE KNOWS TOMOROW THIS IS ANOTHER ATTENTION SEEKING MOVE BY DAVIDO. HE HASN'T EVEN SEND HIS OUT OF WED LOCK DAUGHTER TO SCHOOL BEFORE THINKING OF PLEDGING A FUTILE PLEDGE. NONSENSE