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LuciferVirgin:
Afonja girls are used to shalanga so its no surprise that WCs scare them shitless.

That's why this barbaric Ife-bred gorilla deemed it fit to splatter a bucketload of fermented gbegiri-based faeces right next to the family food.

If you look closely, you will see some yellow corn & Iru beans decorating her poopoo sef.

Let me just keep quiet before sh!t flies into my virgin mouth.



*spits

Bros abeg

lammylam:
Obviously the girl thinks "you be mugu" since you paid their tfare 3times!

Wow!

you try

it didn't stop at paying tfare


kindly read again but slowly probably word for word or with a stylus pen

sunkieisland:
It's empty HDD.
I just formatted it. Thanks

no problemo

azpekuliar:
OP, ya’ll have been warned severally to stop disrespecting this lady by referring to her as Wizkid’s ex. When are ya’ll going to grow up and move on? She is married to someone else and is a mother. Yet ya’ll keep referrimg to her as Wizkid’s ex almost 10 years down the line. It’s plain disrespectful.

more reason ladies should be careful with guys they choose to frolick with, Even her kids will ask

"who is Wizkid?"

when they become adults they will ask

"mum what did you even see in him "now we have been tagged with all sorts of names

Lagosrabbit:
At all ooh.. D guy na scam... Supp??

nothing much

if you have anyone in Agbara in need of an adult male Rottweiler could you please reach out to me?

sunkieisland:
I can stop by Agbara any time soon. I really need PS3 games. Will be coming with 250gb HDD. I guess that should get me some games.

I will also come with your kola.


Merci

pls come with an empty hard drive, I no want my files turned to shortcut ,to avoid stories that touch

akinsto4ever:
Toshiba laptop hard drive 320GB for sale at a give away price....location is ketu..Lagos...call me 08068902673

price please

space9880:
poachers take down bigger and wild animals with thicker skin, flesh and stronger with one bullet and you are saying one bullet cannot kill a kangal except it is shot on the head is the skin made of bullet proof or what? I have seen super aggressive dogs that hide at the sounds of fire works let alone a bullet at close range most dogs will even lose bladder control and enough with all this talks let's be more practical Oluomoadebayo has talked about his dog's capabilities and is ready to put it to test instead of arguing with points off internet why don't you bring a dog let's see what happens and come to think of it before now security agencies have used dogs such as dobbermann, rotts and others before they switched to GSDs and are now turning to malinois don't you think there is something behind it (think about it) we are talking about gurus here that have real life experience not assumptionists ( dunno if it even exists lol) like you.

it takes more than a bullet to bring down an animal with a thick skin especially if a vital organ isn't hit. Also depending on the bullet

also as the Op has rightly said most Nigerians only purchase dogs to show off.

depending on what you want get the dog that suits your lifestyle.

to keep Intruders at Bay, keeping Fulani cows away from your farmland ( they only bite the legs)

sureheaven:
Easier said than done.

Power intoxicates more than alcohol.

You've never held any public position before, you've never held any political office before, you aren't as much as otedola or dangote or Trump.

How many houses have you built, how many properties have you had, where are your investment.

We can't trust your like with no1 position in this country dude. Stop wasting your time.
Go and contest for a lesser political office and let's see your performance.

I need to know


does the size of a house or what he has defines a man?

most of billionaires we have just like the ones you mentioned didn't get there without the help of the government.

IamPlato:
Of All Animals Why This. They Should Face Death Sentence

what makes chicken not special or goats

it is finished

cramming,?

hmmm

Lagosrabbit:
Got a gsd pup deal... Yey

have you gotten the pup?

wanted to discuss something with you

anyone residing in Agbara in need of an adult male Rottweiler (for a token)should please contact me.

McMayor:
I will just say continue to pray and takecare of the dog... Treatment of parvo is 50/50... As for the watery poo, ensure you reduce the dogs movement / access to water. Also as someone has said, boil chicken then chop it to smaller portions for easy consomption.

I remember when Athena(My female BB) had Parvo, this is the most security conscious of my dogs... You need to see how BIG the dog looks before the illness then you need to see how slim she was during the attack but luckily for me and Athena, We survived it. Luckily Gaia and Eyes escaped it too.

seems you love Greek mythology right?

Emmzy201:
My birthday was yesterday 21st of January which was supposed to be a very happy day for me ended up in me being depressed right now
I met this girl at a mall seven months ago and it was love at first sight, she was the first girl I would ever love and give my whole heart to, she acted really nice and very caring and I also made sure she never lacked anything and we've never had any arguments till now. This girl told me she was a virgin and would like to remain one till marriage and I have always respected her decision, I have not even thought of going down there at all since we started dating and was even happy to have found a good wife material.
Fast-forward to yesterday which was my birthday, I received many mails from friends and family congratulating me and I saw this particular strange mail. I wanted to open it then but left it and replied other mails. I later checked the mail and what I saw almost made me die of heart attack.
The mail contained nude pictures, pictures of her having s*x with a guy that his face was blurred and screenshots of s*x chats of my supposed girlfriend. This was the girl that was supposed to help me out in organizing the party and she took an excuse from me to see someone, she was even the first person to wake me up with an SMS and a call. I didn't know how I found myself on the floor crying. How will I be able to handle depression that's eating me up quickly.
I need advice in other not to do something silly to myself or the girl, even sniper now looks attractive, am on the verge of running crazy now.
Ignore my typos and other mistakes please

have you spoken to her about it?

officer Titus comes to mind

The masses

what is the function of a phone?

how long should a phone be in one's possession before changing?

TarOrfeek:
I believe he has a building project he needed to complete with money from the stolen items.

Because how foolish can One human being be?

How?

Greed bro

greed

the real Kim would give anything to get this girl's youth

following

hmmmmm

ProsidentBuhari:


People need to start channeling their frustrations to the right avenue. How can you call on Fayose to repair your bus when he is not a mechanic.

That's the same way you people have been calling on me to repair Nigeria. I am a cattle rearer, not an economist please.


~ProsidentBuhari

what are you doing here ?

rain never reach here

sukerefakere:
Too late to save you bro this my comment pain you ooo Chai

simply question,can do the same?
a simple yes or no would do.
continue with the criticism

following

sukerefakere:
another 25years of slavery.. Apostle otobo Suleiman doing investment...
Btw, why kneel to receive such shameful money??

can you do the same?

he has since moved on but she hasn't

abdulazeez1002:
Why didn't the previous administration left what they met the same on the ground.

sir we are talking about the current administration, not the previous ones (we need to move forward not just blaming people who no longer have power in decision making it giving blames)


let's talk about now (the present and the future)and convince the populace why he needs another four years to continue all the good stuff he is doing.

but if u wanna compare the last administration and now ,well you shoot first