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Ksslib: lol.

Dont worry you ll enjoy everyones company here. They all are good sport.

But heads up. Get ready for neck breaking epistles that will if care is not taken, make you weep-- literally. No thanks to people like ochon who use long texts to make up for their height.

Be expecting stuffs like '' I must admit, the birth of this hours universal consciousness has energised the companionable gregarious me and I must above all odds, opine, thar the camaraderie entrenched deep somewhere in my genetic make up has never been this primed to mate you guys companionship''

All he is trying to say is ---- He's in a good mood today.

And stay away from njokusboy too. You don wanna know why. But if you have the strength to argue issues like why flies shouldn't fly the way they do, then he is your guy.

waxdude: Ok...jst dt I'm used to kslib/lipsy....boss ksslib NOTED

Body dey inside cloth oh nd d enjoyment hide one corner for Phcity

GIYAZZ: The Tayo guy is cute jare!

The way NLanders been beefing him made me thought we pulled a Ghanaian move this time! Lol

But I just digged him; and dude is soooo fine!!! #NoHomo

ochon: Na Jeykllandhyde post that thing. My account has been compromised.

Ksslib: Jackey and hyde why you go say tha kiss na for me? You dey crase?

You be gay aswear.

IyawoTM: Harel is gbam...awwh ure so sweet...u even remembered his name...
His a big boy now...mouth full of teeth, and in school sharp...
Tnx...

U gan...how u dey?

Ksslib: Babes how far na? Long time.

Lwkmd!! Na me be horse mouth?
No let me use use Amadiaoha bend your life like iphone 6 sha.

Denrele wey goldie spirit dey chase like rabbit. True.. im bald head alone for no carry the guy pass the first week.

How tha your shoe na?

Reincarnated: StateOfMind honey (looks at ochon ).. you've already started with Epistle. How are you doing

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OCHON sharap dia... u must watch the show. Bros hafa na, its been too long
Kslib/ ksslib... Lipsy baba!!! I hope say you don dey figure out how we go infiltrate Tamuno?
GHKwame
Safarigirl i hope you don ready your permutation
Dannyxy babaaaa if only THEAMAKA dey here. hafa?
Njokusboy my brother...its been too damn long
Giiyaz the peasant..
AndreRush how fa those mailinator accounts na? You know, the 50,000 accounts wey we open on top Melvin head and the mumu still land at 4th position
J&H and Ella B, could this be love PT 2?
Toyin Dipo and Dre...my boys
Waxdude, IK, malam.... how have u guys been?
All my wives and ex wives and future wives and concubines too numerous to name...you know yourselves i have not forsaken you.

Una no dull this thread cuz just like the last time, na here I go watch this BBA.

*Space booked*

Ksslib: Hmmmn. Jekyll ma guy. No try me oo.

I hail from a family of wizards. Our tongue na disaster.
I am that warlock that siezed lord voldermort's nose with just 3 words. Nose nosa khum

The last girl I cursed still carries the K-leg to this day. Brotherly I no wan use mouth do you strong thing oo.

Reincarnated:

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Psychedelia: I've just got one question, though...

Why does my profile whatchamacallit list "Romance" as one of my most frequented sections, even when I've done my best to avoid that area based on the fact that it reeks of brain AIDS?

Reincarnated: So of all the nairaland people wey camp for that BBA Chase thread, you mean to tell me not even one is representing us this year? I have to say, I'm very disappointed. I been dey think say we go see horse mouth Ksslib for tv my guy, why u no establish connection with Denrele na? Anyway, i thank God say no be that peasant anwuta dey represent us. We for don carry last

Reincarnated: abeg how dem dey insert gif for this place again. Its been too damn long. HUP GHANA..




Ohhh na. WTF is JJ doing here

forkadict: ****Siren blazing--- Paaaapuuuuun paaaapuuun Paaaapuun paaapuuun, weo weo weo weo weo weo weo *****

Fork Addict's aide de camp rushes to open the door to the back seat of Fork addict's Limousine for His Excellency to alight and mark the attendance register for BIG BROTHER SEASON IX- THE HOTSHOT THREAD.

Fork Addict exits the thread.


****Siren blazing--- Paaaapuuuuun paaaapuuun Paaaapuun paaapuuun, weo weo weo weo weo weo weo *****

Cestmoi1: Just shut d Zap up.Why would I lie? What will I gain from it?

Cestmoi1: I spent the 1naira and 50kobo coins,5,20 and 50naira notes....I remember my taxi fare from school to the house and vice versa was #5.

Ksslib: Haba. Ba damuwa mana.

Yea. Those guys are the reason why we enjoy dried fish. God bless his hustle.

Ksslib: Iffa swear for you, you no go make am walahi.

Caseless how will I get the mentions when you keep calling me kslib?

Caseless: ;Dmutumina, kayi hakuri.
jekyllandhyde is back from his fishing biz

GIYAZZ: Haha Mate! could you remind me one of them scenes I practiced my love for "kisses" like you have claimed?

ochon: LOL. I doubt you, because you too like kiss.

GIYAZZ: I never intended kissing that mate. It's the "smile" emoticon I had in mind planting into my written, it is a shame NL labelled it a "kiss" emoticon.

ochon: BTW, Giyazz, why were you kissing Jeykllandhyde (guy, this your name is too long!! )? 14 years sentence is real o.

ochon: My brother, why do you like deceiving girls? It's not fair.

Jbluv55: Buhehehehe . Not his twin sire but his apprentice

*whispers to him*...I'm planning on overtaking him soon tho'

Jbluv55: I agree

Caseless: i go call sgt. Kslib to arrest.

Jbluv55: *pours water on him*

*he wakes up*

Now I think you got your maleship back sire

SpcAgtOko: Lol never mind that slip. He wasn't thinking clearly

GIYAZZ: I could bodly utter: I am allos parakletos to a refrigerated cadaver. But back to you, It's been a long time "peasant"
Your absence had made me penetrate thoughts of a cemetry garderner, which is natural, but sometimes awkward. *sighs* Glad to know an online brother is still alive though! I am happy for you.

Jbluv55: *walks up to her*

Have you been served anything ma'am?

GIYAZZ: My Last words here. I Love you all. And hey Itsmodella, or whatever your name is now. I need you to know something; since we've been here from the Golden age of this thread, I had always got a crush on you. I Loved you, haha! It's a shame. I couldn't get to tell you till you left and I may never experience your existence again. Big shame. But I need you to know this; I will always be your friend, whenever I meet you again. Imma hug you! If you have kids, imma tell them how beautiful and how lively their mother was, Lol. *crying*

I Love you Itsmodella. I Love you all. Miss you all! #Peace



*crying*

ochon: My wishes come true.