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RomanceRe: How My Girlfriend Slept With Another Man For Just N15,000,heartbroken Man Openup by Jeloma: 9:00am On Jul 24, 2016
25 is too much
Do I look like her personal savings?
Don't know why girls expect pocket money from their boyfriends. She should have her own source of income
Still looking for that girl that won't expect a guy to be responsible for her upkeep. If I should spend on a girl, she should be able to spend on me too, it's a two way thing
VolT0xic:
[color=maroon]Women are heartless liars.
Even if they cheat on you, they'll swear they love you. Spend wisely on them. Only give 25 percentage. [/color]
EventsRe: A Bride & Her Bridesmaid Wear Bathing Suit For Her Bridal Shower by Jeloma: 7:06pm On Jul 23, 2016
Primitive bushmeat spotted!
How dare you say they look like Animals? Because they're dressed in swimsuits? Did your ancestors even know what clothes were?
Why are you being so hateful? Are you jealous of their beauty and confidence or what??
Pls stop thinking with your anal orifice and appreciate something good when you see one,
That's why the African man will never move forward.
Brightgem:
You know what I "sad but true" ur state of mind. so this is not pre-historic, when people did not understand the value of clothes. I see animals in this picture, is all I see. Pls if evolving has to do with what u describe, we wud rada not evolve. #gosh whats happening to common sense?
EventsRe: A Bride & Her Bridesmaid Wear Bathing Suit For Her Bridal Shower by Jeloma: 12:05pm On Jul 23, 2016
Don't try to pass off stupidıty as intelligence.
What do you wear by the pool? Suit and tie?
Don't let your foolishness get the best of you.
Would any of them wear swimsuits to work or to church ?
That quote was stated out of context.
DTRUMPER:
YOU DRESS THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE ADDRESSED.

IS THAT STATEMENT COMMON SENSE TO YOU?
MR COMMON SENSE?
EventsRe: A Bride & Her Bridesmaid Wear Bathing Suit For Her Bridal Shower by Jeloma:
Op you shouldn't have posted these pics on nairaland.
Nairaland is full of primitive bushmeats that'd not understand the beauty and confidence emanating from the photos
They are so fvcking dumb and local, most of them would stupıdly conclude that these girls are hoes or loose with low morals. Their brains and minds are still stuck in the pre historic times.
This is probably because the average african man hasn't evolved beyond the stage of homo neanderthalensis. Sad but true.

Nice concept by the way. Beautiful, confident ladies.
FoodRe: When Was The Last Time You Ate This Delicacy? FOR IGBOS! by Jeloma: 10:37am On Jul 23, 2016
Unfortunately, I don't like ukwa.
FoodRe: 13 Nigerian Foods That Are Better When Eaten Together by Jeloma: 9:57am On Jul 22, 2016
Post more pictures to make this thread more attractive

I've tried everything by the way. You forgot to mention agege bread and egg.
CelebritiesRe: LMAO!!! Read What This Guy Did To A Lagos Babe Who Robbed Him by Jeloma: 8:24pm On Jul 21, 2016
WTF is this huh
This guy is a person. And the girl is a hungry bitćh.
CrimeRe: Uduak & Hobbit Fight On Twitter: Lesbianism, Cocaine Addiction, Theft, The Cause by Jeloma: 7:34pm On Jul 21, 2016
Stůpid, fvcking hoes.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Was Scammed In A Job Invitation Today. by Jeloma: 7:31pm On Jul 21, 2016
Bro, hate to break it to you but you did a fvcking dumb thing. How would you go for a "job" interview where they never asked for your CV, and no sort of aptitude test was conducted? Alarm bells should have gone off as soon as the lady told you to come for an interview without even requesting to see your CV. You did yourself.
EducationRe: FCFMT Victoria-Island Lagos Dirty Hostel (Photos) by Jeloma: 7:26pm On Jul 21, 2016
How the fvck do people live under that kind of unsanitary and unsafe condition?
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND: Which Of This Top5 Contestant Is Perfect With QUEEN LANICKY? by Jeloma: 1:28pm On Jul 09, 2016
huh?
Fabulocity:
Op this your analysis is very biased! You're obviously team ugliestboy cheesy (na joke abeg) abeg who mod don epp??

And what you wrote about iamkingzlee na lie cheesy jealousy Jeloma tongue. He didn't pay nobody and it's obvious that his supporters are smart people who know what is right. cheesy
Iamkingzlee for Mr NL 2016
RomanceRe: Guys, Upload A Picture Of You Wearing Boxer. by Jeloma: 11:18pm On Jan 24, 2016
And some idiots would....
RomanceRe: >>>>>>>>>>>strictly For Guyz <<<<<<<<<<<[pic] by Jeloma: 11:04pm On Jan 24, 2016
AIDS na im sure pass embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu & His Son Pictured Goofing Around by Jeloma: 11:00pm On Jan 24, 2016
Who give them chewing Gum?
RomanceRe: Should I Ask Her Out? by Jeloma: 8:39am On Jan 24, 2016
Screw Women! They'll end up breaking your heart.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant For Her Boss! by Jeloma(op): 5:24am On Jan 24, 2016
I agree. Her story seems shady. As if she was telling it to seem victimised. Lots of unanswered question like why she slept with her boss without protection and why she never deemed it fit not to tell me all these.
angieberry:
Hmm... something not adding up here
Why did your girlfriend not tell you about her boss and his evil Intentions? I thought there was supposed to be honesty and transparency in a relationship. Are you sure she was not secretly going out with him but then started feeling guilty about it hence she confessed about her affair but lied about It? You should questions her more.
Has she even told her boss about It? What does she want from You? You all have a lot of discussing to do.
The first thing she should do is to tell her boss she's carrying his baby. It's more of their own problem, not yours. You're only the boyfriend.
You're not bound to her in anyway and the most you could do for her is just to show her support during this period. It's obvious you don't want to shoulder this burden she's brought upon herself, and you're not obliged to. Just support her till she passes through this phase and is able to stand on her own.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant For Her Boss! by Jeloma(op): 11:53pm On Jan 23, 2016
I agree with you but what about the Baby? How would I be with a woman that's carrying another man's Child? How would I become a stepdad even before being a Dad? It's all so confusing!
jmichlins:
This is the time she needs you to prove your love for her. Even if you will not marry her cause of the incident, just be there for her in this trying time though I know it will be difficult. All I see is a girl who loves you but events of life pushed her to where she doesn't want to be. A widowed mum and younger sibling coupled with Nigerian terrain are enough to make one a prostitute but she choose the right path but life will always come with it's trouble. If she had not told you the truth or even lured you to bed to confuse you, you will never know or suspect her. Forgive her and be with her is all I can say
RomanceMy Girlfriend Is Pregnant For Her Boss! by Jeloma(op):
I've been dating my girlfriend for over nine months and everything was good. About two months ago, she came crying and crawling on her knees to me, telling me she made a big mistake. I was really confused as I didn't know what she was going on about. She then confessed to me that she cheated on me with her Boss! Her Boss! I felt a mixture of shock, anger and sadness envelop me at this revelation and I felt so weak and breathless. I couldn't even say a word. She then went on to explain how her boss took advantage of her. She revealed to me how her boss, who was a known womaniser, had been making passes at her since she started working for him. She ignored all his advances and sternly warned him to keep away from her as she already was in a relationship. He then resorted to making life very miserable do her at the work place. He always found fault in whatever she did, humiliated her in front of her colleagues, made her work extra hours and so on. She bore all these without complaining as it took her a very long while to find a job ,and she used a large proprtion of her earnings to support her widowed mother and younger siblings.This infuriated her boss the more when he saw that he couldn't break her,so he called her into his office on one Monday morning and gave her a sack Letter! Apparently, she was sacked for "incompetence and irresponsibility". She was really Stunned by this and she started crying and pleading with her boss to give her another chance.
All her pleas fell on deaf ears. She asked him what exactly she did to warrant her sack and he told her that she had an "unserious attitude towards work" and that she was never punctual. She was stunned at hearing this because she was a hard worker and she hardly ever came late to work. She knew it was all a ploy because she refused to date him. She knew she couldn't do anything or complain to anyone as she worked in a small,private company and her boss was the CEO.
To cut the long story short, her boss asked her to sleep with him if she wanted to retain her job. According to her, she refused at first but as she stared joblessness in the face, she finally succumbed. She told me it happened only once and that she couldn't stand the guilt so she decided to come clean with me. She told me that she felt bad for sleeping with her boss, and felt worse for betraying me and hurting me. What I don't understand in all these is why she never told me all these while it was happening. When I asked her this, all she said was that she regrets not telling me.
I forgave her and we moved on.
We had already put this ugly incident behind us when she suddenly started feeling unwell. She did a pregnancy test with an over the counter pregnancy kit and it tested positive. Although we had sex once after her affair, I had my doubts about the issue of paternity. I took her to the hospital to do a proper test and it was confirmed that she was two months pregnant! And we only had sex for the first time since she confessed her affair about two weeks before we did the pregnancy test . A wave of emotions went through me as I felt old wounds reopening.
Now, I don't even know what to do. My girlfriend has been crying since, and won't eat or do anything and it's breaking my heart. I love her very much but I feel she's still holding something back from me. I'm honestly in a fix right now. We're both anti abortionists so the option of abortion is out. My parents and friends are telling me to leave her as all these is not my fault but I can't just leave her to bear this burden alone. I really do love her but at the same time, a part of me just wants to walk away from all this. Please house, what do I do??

Cc obinoscopy
EducationRe: Uni Hacks: Simple, Lesser Known Tips On How To Excel In The University by Jeloma(op): 2:31pm On Jan 11, 2016
Thank you.
I wonder what Lalasticlala thinks...
Fabulocity:
Your article is the truth smiley
EducationRe: Uni Hacks: Simple, Lesser Known Tips On How To Excel In The University by Jeloma(op): 2:26pm On Jan 11, 2016
So, what do you Think?
Fabulocity:
FTC grin tongue
EducationUni Hacks: Simple, Lesser Known Tips On How To Excel In The University by Jeloma(op): 1:09pm On Jan 11, 2016
Hello all,
So, we all know that passing through a university is not a pot of beans as it entails hard work and persistence to excel. Yes, I'm sure we all had that dream while we were in secondary school of studying a good course in a choice university and graduating with a first class degree. But after the first year in the university with a CGPA of 2.5 due to a hard and fast life of parties, social activities, dating and other distractions, the story will change to "let me work harder and get a 2-1". After the second year, the grades drop even further and many then settle for "A 2-2 is not that bad". Finally, the song will change to "God please let me just graduate"
So, to avoid the above scenario, I'm going to give you four simple tricks of coming out in Flying Colours.

1) Your First Year Should Be Used To Build Your grades
: I think the first year in the university is the most important. Your first year is no doubt going to be your easiest and you should make the best of it. As newbies in the university system, you'll probably get distracted and carried away by all the activities, parties, events etc that are going on around you. You should have some self control and devote more time to studying than partying. So, while your mates are jumping from one party to the other, concentrate on your academic work and try and make really high grades so that if your grades will eventually drop in future, the impact will be reduced. Your first year should be your stepping stone or your boost.

2)Build Up Your continuous Assessment (CA). It Matters!
: It may seem not to matter much, after all, it's only 30 marks. This is not so. If you are able to work hard on your CA's and make a range of 20 to 25 and above in all your courses, you'll make mostly A's and B's in your result. Most people think that examinations are the 'main thing' , this is true to an extent. But, having a good CA would reduce the stress of studying for exams and increase your chances of excelling. Imagine if you have a CA of 10mks in a particular course and you want to make a B. That means you have to work hard for 50 marks in exams, and this is no easy task. But if you have a CA of 21mks, you only need 39 marks to make a B and 49 marks to Ace that course. So, do all assignments, tests, projects, quizzes and so on. You'll be thankful when exam time comes and you're not choked up by bad grades

3) Study Everyday
: I'm sure you must have heard this one severally. But I'm going to put a twist in it. I don't mean you should spend all night and day nose deep in books everyday. I mean, create time to go through your books everyday. It can be just two hours or three hours per day. It may not seem like much but if you calculate how many study hours you'd get per week, it will amount to 14 to 21 hours. It doesn't have to be intensive study (leave that one for tests and examinations) but revising what you did earlier in class, making notes, browsing the internet for more information on the topic or course (the Internet has more uses apart from social networking), asking questions, solving problems and so on. For better effectiveness, your study time should not include time spent on assignments.

4) God First! : Finally, put God first in your studies. Ask for His grace that will colour all your efforts and cover all your errors. It's not all your efforts that matter, as sometimes you could work hard but not still see good results. So his favour and grace are important in your academic life.

If you follow these tips judiciously, I can assure you that you'll come out in Flying Colours.

Source: Jeloma

Cc: Lalasticlala
RomanceRe: Ever Regretted Meeting Someone From Social Network? Tell Your Story by Jeloma: 10:23am On Jan 11, 2016
I smell lies
Car TalkRe: PHOTOS: Bus Somersaults On 3rdmainland Bridge This Afternoon by Jeloma: 10:22pm On Jan 10, 2016
Looks like there were no casualties. Thank God for that. All these rough lagos bus drivers sef
FamilyRe: Phobia For Ceiling Fans . Sometimes Had A Feel It Will Fall ... by Jeloma: 8:39pm On Jan 10, 2016
Speaking of weird phobias, I'm terrified of walking under trees, especially at night because I think a snake will suddenly drop from the tree on me. embarassed
This has been since when I was a child, and that fear has refused to go away.
RomanceRe: What Sexual Acts Would You Never Engage In? by Jeloma(op): 12:09am On Jan 10, 2016
That can't be healthy!! But shit comes out from there ni!!
pinceprinz:
TBH, what's there? I lick her butt suck her pusee and she reciprocates. Faaji kelele grin
RomanceRe: What Sexual Acts Would You Never Engage In? by Jeloma(op): 11:58pm On Jan 09, 2016
That's nasty. It's next in line after anal for me. Someone below just said he doesn't mind rimming as long as it's a clean butt shocked shocked shocked
StrawberryCream:
Rim it sounds dangerous lol grin
All i see is stds .....rimming sounds nasty so jeloma u like dat type of stuff undecided
RomanceRe: What Sexual Acts Would You Never Engage In? by Jeloma(op): 11:57pm On Jan 09, 2016
Lol, she's a feisty one. Fabulocity baby, no need to be so 'elusive'. We're all adults here so don't be shy. Just pitch in your opinion without fear. Don't let the topic scare you smiley
StrawberryCream:
Dat ur bae don drag me come here ... She just dey stalk person grin
RomanceRe: What Sexual Acts Would You Never Engage In? by Jeloma(op): 11:53pm On Jan 09, 2016
Rimjob is analingus. You were getting bored and I'm only spicing things up. Now answer me else I'd drag you back again angry
StrawberryCream:
Wts rim job undecided pls pls pls dont spoil me ask stfuareyougod he will ans all ur questions smiley
Drag me bk if it gets to fp till then dont even....
RomanceRe: What Sexual Acts Would You Never Engage In? by Jeloma(op): 11:45pm On Jan 09, 2016
*dies* shocked
pinceprinz:
it depends on what kind of butt present itself.. #cleanbuttsonly. wink
RomanceRe: What Sexual Acts Would You Never Engage In? by Jeloma(op): 11:44pm On Jan 09, 2016
*drags her back*
Don't leave yet. Can you give a rimjob or can you alow yourself to get rimmed?
StrawberryCream:
Ya in my bedroom grin
See ya ,, getting boring in here .. Jeloma refuse spice this place up his busy flirting with bad girl erm that gurl up there ...
Choa
RomanceRe: What Sexual Acts Would You Never Engage In? by Jeloma(op): 11:36pm On Jan 09, 2016
So you can do rimming? lipsrsealed
pinceprinz:
aside bestiality and sodomy let's go!

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