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CultureRe: Oba Of Lagos Recieves Emir Of Kano HRH S. Lamido Sanusi. PICS. by jemype(m): 6:55am On Sep 22, 2014
Mogidi: What was the purpose of this visit?

Am beginning to think the Emir-ship of Kano is not enough for SLS, is this the beginning of his campaign?
He's welcome to contest sha.
both SLS and akiolu have known each other since they were in secondary school. Sls has also said it before that if an opportunity reared to become president he would gladly take it
RomanceRe: Why Nigerian Girls Should NOT Be Obsessed With Men's Height? by jemype(m): 3:49pm On Sep 20, 2014
Onyiridike: I am a Nigerian lady with a lot of experience about life especially when it comes to relationship and marriage. Experience is NOT just passing through a situation but what you did with the situation.

Obviously, our young ladies always list ridiculous criteria that a man they will date/marry MUST possess. Among those ridiculous criteria, height is always a priority. Gone are the days when character is placed above physical appearance.

When I was an undergraduate, a certain young man approached me and told me how he loved me and wanted to date me. He is an enterprising young man, very intelligent and handsome. However, he is not very tall; just 5ft. 7 inches in height. Of course, young ladies don't take decisions independently. This is why they are easily influenced by friends and relatives. My friends then said: "Never! My man MUST be 6ft and above, so tell him capital NO". I rejected the young man.

Today, he is happily married with a lady who is by far more beautiful and talented than me. I almost shed tears on their wedding day. Meanwhile, all the so-called very tall men that I dated are ONLY interested in my vagina.
So far I have learnt the following:

1. Most tall men believe that their height is a 'master' key to every ladies heart and therefore, their ONLY achievement is ' I am a tall dude and ladies are dieing for me'.

2. Most tall guys are NOT caring because they have this notion that a lady should count herself lucky to date them.

3. I am yet to understand that unique or remarkable thing about tall men.

Fortunately, I repented because it occured to me that all those times, I was ONLY playing my friend's script. I wanted to feel among and brag that my boyfriend is equally tall. I gave a guy who is not very tall a chance and I started enjoying my paradise on earth. We are married now. All my life, I have not come across such a wonderful person. He has it all:

1. He is God-fearing and generous.

2. He is handsome and a great orator

3. He is educated and intelligent

4. He cooks for me when I am tired (caring)

5. He satisfies me sexually ( oh! What a heavenly feeling)

6. He got a good dress sense

7. He is social

8. Among others

I am not in any way trying to say that tall guys are bad. As a lady, I am only advising other Nigerian ladies to see a man beyond height. The height issue is over-hyped and even unnecessary. You may NOT get a second chance like me.

Finally, based on my experience, I have come up with a quote:

"A man is NOT known by his height but by his heart (bravery) and meritorous achievements".
. Dear your write up is very funny. I'm a 6ft plus and I don't think in d way u assume we think. Note that character is shaped by circumstance and experience regardless of the height and appearance.
CelebritiesRe: HOT SHAPE: Is Wizkid Having A Crush On The Actress? by jemype(m): 10:08am On Sep 17, 2014
rokiatu: yea loves Caro also, am starting to like Wizkid afterall. embarassed grin
. I'd say after 2face in nigeria and prolly sound sultan he's the only one I know who does evergreen songs that u can move to in 10 yrs time. See a few - pakurumo, tease me, don't dull, jaiye jaiye,on top ur matter, eledumare, roll it, london girl, etc. Don't even know which is my best one
CelebritiesRe: HOT SHAPE: Is Wizkid Having A Crush On The Actress? by jemype(m): 9:06am On Sep 17, 2014
rokiatu: ewwww no way


Its obvious, but I like the pikin sha he got swag.

Am obsessed with this song of his at the moment.

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lol.gr8 song but if dat one called (caro) especially LAX's verse was drugs. D only thing I can equate with it is dat raw palmwine served in igbo zones with green leaf on it. (Unexplainably sweet)
CelebritiesRe: HOT SHAPE: Is Wizkid Having A Crush On The Actress? by jemype(m): 6:33am On Sep 17, 2014
rokiatu: She's too old for him, is his dic,,, k even big enough lol
How do u know his dick is not big enough
RomanceRe: What Will U Do If U Have Already Held This Babes Hand To Toast Her (pictures) by jemype(m): 12:13am On Sep 11, 2014
Someones child ooo
TV/MoviesRe: Twilight Fan Marries Cardboard Cut-out Of Edward Cullen In £2,000 Vegas Wedding by jemype(m): 12:03am On Sep 11, 2014
missbronze: Are u kidding me?

Abeg, can the cardboard Edward give her heavenly feelings at night?

Abi.., will she be cheating on him?
Lol. Word tho
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by jemype(m): 3:54pm On Sep 09, 2014
McWhillion: Wow, I'm a lesbian too, when do we kick off.
I'm a lesbian too
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Looking Super Hot In New Pics by jemype(m): 11:23pm On Aug 28, 2014
irishCream: Fine girl...live ur life to the full, enjoy ur life and forget ur age!
Lol. I'm a male virgin, r u doing an experiment?
PhonesRe: 100 Simple Things Android Do And Even Iphone 5 Can't Attempt by jemype(m): 3:58pm On Aug 17, 2014
sniperwolf: Did you write these or you killed the source and pasted it here
Lol. I swear down
RomanceRe: What Is The Biggest Amount You Have Given A Girl You Dated Or Flirted With? by jemype(m): 1:47am On Aug 01, 2014
This Postinor and sendinor 2 sha
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Wows Audience In Kenya (Photos) by jemype(m): 2:56pm On Jul 18, 2014
FrancisTony: LOL! Are you okayhuh
I won't cry for u on dat day cuz I wil say I hv told u before that u should stop this bus corner activites. But on a real tho bro I lyk dose portable, big booty smallies Wit flat abs bcuz during the the film show they make u invent new styles.
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Wows Audience In Kenya (Photos) by jemype(m): 7:52am On Jul 18, 2014
FrancisTony: You and whohuh
I pity u, carrying someones mother. May u not b lynched the day u are caught.
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Wows Audience In Kenya (Photos) by jemype(m): 11:05pm On Jul 16, 2014
FrancisTony: I like this babe but she's too small. lipsrsealed
We like them small nd portable cool
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Used I Touch 32GB For Sale@25k. by jemype(m): 6:38pm On Aug 24, 2012
do u have any 4th generation i touch 4 sale

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