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Well to be serious its not just you. Its the unique way God made all ladies.lets put it this way- God made all men to want "1 thing from many ladies" and all "ladies to want many things from one man".
I believe u understand what i mean.Just look at the list of things you want and ask yourself how many things of them are you willing to teach him? And you will start seeing those guys around or you will lower ur standard to build a guy. I speak because i am one of the guys you are talking about but i learnt half of what you speak of from a lady who built me nd grew tired of me. But now its payback.

omowumee:
you know...those kinda guys that:

they talk less n do more
they put you in their future plans
they dress responsibly
they have decent jobs
they are good looking
they dont give unnecessary stories
they dont want a "no-strings" sex relationship
they cook soo well too..
the list goez on...is it jez me or are they all taken...?

Lol u for visit the guy one night with cele white dress,cutlass and powder see weda he go plead d blood of Jesus or také off.

Iamfrank:
Nor b small tin..... Na so one fake pastor tell my sister say I go die last year.....

That was the exact thing i said when i first herd the joke. And d person said thats the joke. Confused me said- i dont understand. And the person said- can u eva see 2 yoruba women sitting down quietly? They must either gossip about themselves, about someone, chit chat , sing song but they cant just sit down quietly.

Dimples192:
Modified I think that was the joke lol #BarbieMoments

Loool I love that! Kids will bring your shi out.
Dnt know the 2 Yoruba women joke thou please share it.

Yo
I downloaded dis one
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

But my personaL favourite and shortest joke is- "2 yoruba women sat down quietly"

Dimples192:
I created this thread because NL doesn't have instant messaging. So tell me a joke or just come in for a friendly chat and a cuppa cho. So, How you dowin?

Richard dey try. At least i hv won twice this week. You guys free richard naa i dunno what u have against him. Believe me theres an aRmy of winners that win on this thread regularly without even saying a word so whatever u do is just increasing his fanbase. Try keeping up with the views to understand what im saying.

Ehya really feel for you. Sorry about it

cheryllynn:
Ladies-
Beware of this man to whom I fell in love with, as did other American women who he romanced and scammed out of multiple thousands of dollars to live off (too lazy to get a real job) of while continuing the lies and seductions of more unsuspecting women. He pretends to be a white South African because he can't hide his accent, pretends he has his own business (engineer) but ends up needing their help to make ends meet to save it. Sends counterfeit checks to provide "partial repayment" that bounce at our banks, costing us more money in fees as well as set off investigations as to why we are trying to cash counterfeit checks while he he gets us to give him cash via western union to Nigeria. This man talks us into joint bank accounts... Uses one woman's money to buys gifts for the other women. He brow beat us all into giving him very private selfies, and hey... we all thought we were intimate couples, god knows who he pretends to be using those pictures. He admitted to pretending to be a woman with the white guy below. Guess he really liked his face. I know I did.

He makes fake passports as well to use to convince people that he is who he says he is. He is very proficient at this. God knows what else he's doing with those. Maybe the police should figure that out. He supposedly lives at 14 orimeta street in Abuja, lagos. He uses a web application that provides him a phone number to appear he lives in the states, which is phone # is 727-223-2836, and his local Nigerian # is 234-812-010-3107

The man should be thrown in jail to keep him away from hurting more women and stealing their money. It would be nice if he would grow some balls, some morals and work a real job like an honest person. Like me. That's how I made the money he scammed me out of, and that's how the other women made the money he took from them.

Women- if you meet a man going by the name of Josh Burke, a nice looking white guy, this is who he pretends to be on numerous dating sites online, or Nigerian ladies- if you meet a guy named Tosin Samuel Ojo-Ajiboye to date, think twice about him before you spend any time or emotion on him.

I see nice, intelligent men (and ladies) exist in Nigeria. Too bad Tosin isn't one of them. His mama would be so ashamed.

Girls will not post joo

U lyk dese type very well. Im always seeing u on dese typee of threads.

farano:
How to get your crush to kiss you

**climbs mat*

Lol. You have a point there bro. 9yc one

Sammiejokes:
you an hypocrite but you are not too busy to comment on nairaland.

I tire but deres somtin different about her breast. It looks Bigger.

Xionez:
FP in 5...4...3...2...1....BOOOM!!!!.

Hmm, sure fire way to FP.

Its just like standing in the deposit queue in a Bank for hours and someone balls in, wearing a Tonto branded shirt. BAM!, just like that, dem don chance the customers, collect his money, stamp the thing, credit the account holder, gave the guy his slip with a smile to please visit again wearing that shirt.

We wey dey queue go just dey look like signposts.
How I wish Seun na my brother. Immediate ban for anyone with anything related to Tonto Dike. Mistaken referral or mentions also attracts the same BAN.


But come first, Tonto dey pay una??!

Click like if u think VICO is better than mavin

Youwin

waternogetemeny:
Lagos is igboland, if u dont like it hug transformer.

9yc one @ richard. All the games given today turned out green

Lol

ULSHERLAN:
Na man go kill una. No be like this Folorunso Alakija start o

Pls that is not his father.u too cant u see a contradiction in the mother and fathers picture .ssinbajo has been in millions since jus that he is a humble manthe face was photoshopped.

tit:
if this osinbadjo can abandon his father like this eheen,
i fear the man.
na real witchcraft!

Do igbos even allow yorubas to invest. The same way u have investment here is the same way hausas and others have investment here. I remember When i was in imo and i wanted to get a shop in trans-egbu. I was denied on d grounds that it is impossible to give another tribe a shop except it is an igbo person even when i said i would pay double the price. Thats why i said earlier that the igbos should open up else they will always feel marginalised.

CaptainOjemba:
Do yorubas have investment worth up to 1billion naira in the east? Before you ask for political stake, you have made or making a significant contribution to the host state, do you know that lagos economy is built on informal sector which Ndi Igbo control in lagos? You should ask your self why Igbos are not demanding same in ogun, ekiti and other southwest states Our investiment is in trillions of naira in lagos and we deserve more than what we are getting.

Guy we dey church why r u disturbing other church members? U should be praying.

scotweezy:
Still find it amusing for a fine chic like you really interested in soccer not to talk of sport-betting....
Anyways i don't mind if we could be friends sha

Lagos is not igbo soil its lyk saying kaduna and sokoto is yoruba soil. Its impossible. Lagos is successfull due to d fact that it is heterogenous. Anambra and imo have the potential to be lyk lagos if they open up. Lemme give u an instance in lagos we have an igbo commissioner, igbo people Own d land in alaba. But yorubas can never pick a political position in the east not to talk of hausa.

waternogetemeny:
Lagos is igbo soil. Are u saying it is not Nigeria?

If the igbos spent the same time they spent in campaigning for agbaje on improving their own soil they would have at least gone farther than lagos. Instead they bother themselves wit issues like one biafra, jimi agbaje and oda issues. I will say it and will keep saying it- the only 2 leaders that the igbos listen to and follow in unison -ojukwu and aguiyi ironsi are dead and thats why it will be very hard for igbos to b president. Every other good leader that ever wanted to be president was wrecked by the same igbos. The problem with some. Igbo is that they always think of themselves never willing to sacrifice for even their own brother. If there is nothing for them to gain from it they will kick against it.as much as i like pdp i have discovered dat d lagos state pdp has more igbos than yorubas.

Lol. U paid bride price nd u still say thank you. Back to the topic I think she should be the one thanking you meaning u are doing something wrong. If she keeps insisting on u saying thank you sometimes then it means she is doing you a favour. At least u should punish her once in a yl with good sex to make her ask for your favour.

ndukwejoe:
after sex with my wife i normally tell her thank you, sometimes i forget, she would remind me to tell her the usual thank you which i will oblige, guys i want to here from you. note this is for men not boys. thanks

It is not his fault that the price of oil has plumeted but to be frank i'd say he placed much emphasis on oil.Agriculture to me has to be the only sector with avery productive mnister but lets imagine if Sure-P money was pumped in there rather than it being invested in his campaign. Im just saying Nigeria should have gone past the stage of being dependent on oil.

hardbody:
I am not pro GEJ but if we have to be dispassionate, is it GEJ's fault that the price of oil has plummeted and continued heading south for an indeterminate period? Answer this question frankly. I always bow to superior argument, trust me.

Well seems he is the best ive seen awon more games than i have lost all in all.

This ur name #dollyparton. It sends shivers down my spine o.

DollyParton1:
Girl, keep ur money, you are gomna need it.

Why will u even mention tonto dikes name too. Were u a virgin at the age of 15. Dont judge any1 except. U know d decisions they had to choose before they took certain actions. I cant even believe this is an issue. Look this issue of virgin this virgin that is overrated. No one cares until d virgin has to say dat she is one .

FrancisTony:
Lemme edit and use more promiscous non-virgins. Maybe in group...

By the way, I created this thread because of the way they bash virgins.

Bro i need to say its d money management i dont understand. D 1st tym i eva bet was last week as i was sent free games by richard. Funny enough i won. But wasnt so lucky d 2nd time. Pls could u explain how to do this as i am a newbie nd still learning.and pls saw ur tennis thread.

infobiz9ja:
Just passing but feel I need to drop some tips here: There's Money management strategy in punting always try to stake wisely so @ d end of the day u don't lose all ur bank roll. 5+ odds by 15k = 75k but what if it goes wrong? 5k in 3 places would ensure that u win something even if its 1 game out of 3 games cos we all have bad days in punting. Richard keep up d good work & if u do refunds sharply refund the people asking 4 it.

Yea i understand was even referring to d fact that she said a nurse is supposed to be there when a male doctor is checking you. I never knew. Dont think it works in nigeria as our hospitals are understaffed.

tsdarkside:
dont forget..there are alot of woman that dont talk about the nasty things that happend to them...