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I think it has to do with his star.

rokiatu:
What's so special about this dude that women are opening their legs anyhow for him?


Chie women are so money and fame hungry.

There are somtins google sef will tell you to ask amadioha. You will b surprised.

Wuuworld:
Wait let me ask Google.....I can not categorically tell u now,questions like this are only meant for my oga @d top

I asked this question because i want to really know if Jonathan has followers from this region and if he has done anything to change the living condition of the common man from his region. I see buharis supporters are ready to die for him if need be as they are hang on trees to see him. I was expecting more from Niger deltans who have an incubent man but the only thing i hear is Asari Dokubo this or that. Does Goodluck have genuine followers from the masses that have gained from his tenure or is it that Niger deltans dont like him or they are divided? Pls paste your personal views as a nigerian or niger deltan. And by the way pls just assume am from a neutral party probably SDP and i am doing it for research sake. Arguments are welcome and im a first time poster if that is what it is called.

They are all d sAme. Fashola too campaigned wit bikes. Politicians are all d same. They promise to build bridge where there is no river.

McLove:
This is to show he won't ban motorcycle if elected unlike them.

U fyn oo.

Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink] Oh... you want to wait, till when then?..
Delay is dangerous dear. I read this somewhere.
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Hahahaa. D only thing i have come to discover about women is dat every lady dat has said out of annoyance dat "all men are the same ended up in the same bed"-

Maamin:
So you want a balance in between?

That can be arranged dear..just spread them wide apart

Lol.Well some of dem. But truth be told we guys are jus lesbians. D 2 curves on d lady supercedes everything. You'D b surprised how mAny men have been killed by dem.

Lol. U r wicked

JackBaueress1:
Omo see gbagaun!

*faints*

Na bad trailer bro. As in d geh set a very high standard for my next chic to meet up to.as in i neva see geh wey get ambiltion reach d geh.

Emdee590:
Guy na d same trailer jam me and you...anytime I see her , I dae regret like say make I hug transfumer sef

Abeg oo, im not his sibling. Jus saying it cuz i hav lost someone to cancer and it really hurt. I guess everyone is jus elegantly dealing with crap everyday but the world just mustnt know.

Feranmicharles:
ehyah... so sad

I guess u'r one of his siblings

But chief everyone has dia own issues dat dey r living with. Banky W is a 2 tym survivor of cancer. An went on skodo due to chemotherapy. Dunno about d geh so most tyms its not jus outta fashion. There is pain behind d fame too.

Feranmicharles:
I saw this pic on twitter I was jus ROTFL. They are magnetically compatible,daala is her name anyways(Hiptv presenter)

I think she loves you and is understanding. Had a chic sometime back that i lost due to this same doubt. To b honest she gave to. Me more than she collected from me but she left when she discovered i wasnt serious with her. And i havent had any other girl dat beat her standard since then.she wants a future.

2undexy:
Hello Nairalanders!

I have been dating this my gurl since June last year and we did almost everythin in common.
But the mystery behind our relationship is that she'd never ask for anything nor receive anything I gift 2 her. Though we've never had ssex before cos am not a fornicator.

The only thing she has ever receive from me is #200 airtime, and anytime i want to give her maybe some money or gift, she tells me she is not a materialistic lady that I should keep those things till further notice (imagine?).

Pls Nairalanders, should i back out of this relationship or do you think she's the right girl for me?

This is the second post of urs i am Im Reading. I find it quite interestIng dear. Keep it up.

Naijasinglegirl:
I met a policeman on Monday.
I had stood for over 10 minutes trying to cross the highway before an elderly policeman came to my rescue. He flagged down all incoming vehicles for me to cross safely. I thanked him and proceeded to walk away but he asked for my name & place of origin.
When I told him, he came up with a fable of how his grandma's sister-in-law nephew is my uncle brother cousin.
Typical Nigerian behaviour of tracing your family ancestry to theirs when they need your attention. *sigh*

Then he pointed at a bar and told me to sit out with my 'village person' briefly.
I stuttered on how I needed to be home in 10 minutes and all he did was take one look at me and another at his cellotaped patched gun strut around his shoulders.
Who wan die? I quietly followed him.

We sat by the window.
He told me to order a drink and I timidly requested for pineapple fayrouz for fear that he might arrest me if I order a fancy champagne and ibo. For where?
Then he told me some unfunny jokes and I had to let out a fake laughter for fear that he might shoot me if I don't find him funny.
To sum up how miserable I was, his mode of communication was unadulterated pidgin.
When he noticed I was twiddling with my straw nervously, he gave me that crafty, 'relax, the police is your friend' look.

"Baby girl as you never chop here, shebi you go follow me go house go cook soup for us?"
"Sir I can't oh. I have a slight fever and I feel drowsy." I replied, flabbergasted at his request.
"Drowsy drowsy...drowsy." He murmured repeatedly. "Na why you for drink stout instead of this yeye sugar water so the drowsy go just commot."

"What I mean is, I feel sleepy." I said.
He walked briskly to the window and pointed towards the left.
"You see that catholic church. You go go my house go sleep. E no far from here. Just waka straight, enter that compound opposite that catholic church, ask for chairman house. Na me be the area commander for this side."
He looked me in the eyes and smirked. "As you don become my girl, nobody fit make trouble with you for this town."
Na so!
One hawker passed with a bucket of buns.
"Egg roll dey pass oh!" He exclaimed. " You go chop am with your mineral?"
"Thank you." I said sincerely.
I couldn't laugh.
Apparently, the only way I could break-up with my new romantic boyfriend was to play along. I told him to give me an hour so I could go over to my house, drop my bags and come over to his for a nap.
His face lightened up.
He brought out a hideous walkie talkie phone and told me to input my phone number. One of those Hollywood 'Jack Bauer, do you copy' alcatel gadgets.
I took his, typed mined in his walkie talkie but replaced the last digit with 4. My apologies to the unlucky person.
He produced a bunch of keys and twirled out a spare for me.
"Panadol dey for table for sitting room if the fever still dey do you. Shebi you go wait till I come house? I go come meet you around that kind 6. "
"6 ke? Ah Oga Police don't you have armed robbers to shoot? Don't you have roadblocks to mount?" Those where my thoughts but I didn't voice them out.
I nodded in affirmation and left.

I'm still with his key. I have no intentions of ever passing his lane and I'm lucky where I live is quite a distance.
Here is to hoping I don't find my photo in one of those wanted posters.
If that is how local a relationship with a man in uniform is, abeg abeg abeg I no want.

Isnt he supposed to be on 40 days fast?

okoro4:
APC's vice presidential candidate was pictured having breakfast in Lagos.

Source: http:///4z7

I think muslims should také a cue from christians. Without speaking in a bias manner muslims rule nigeria to b sincere. They have planned every sector for a muslim to enter. Lemme give u an example- is it a coincidence dat ova 57 local govs in lagos dere r only 3 local govt chairmen dat r xtians. It is jus planning and dat is their strenght unfortunately as regards education its d opposite. People complain of xtian universites charging high and exorbitant fees but look at the best 20 universites in nigeria and seee how many xtian universites are dere. Compare it wit d amount of muslim unis in existence and u will see how we solved d issue of radicalism among xtians. Muslims need to invest more in education and add english to the syllabus of islamic education so people can hear scholars when they are misinterpreting tins for students.

sameera025:
Hello everyone, I just wanted to share my story and invite Christians who have reservations about Islam to post their questions about the religion here so that we can all understand each other more and hopefully as I result I will be able to change the opinions of those of you who look at our religion in such a negative light.

I am a northern Muslim who was born and raised in the United States. Growing up I was always ashamed of being a Muslim because Islam was hated and considered as weird in the society. As a young child I badly wanted to be a Christian because it seemed easier and cooler. My friends didn't know I was a Muslim because I hid that side of myself. I didn't cover my hair, I dressed as my friends did, I wouldn't pray like I was meant to. I didn't get why it was so important to do all those things. I believed that if anything, practicing my religion would just make me unpopular in school and a bully target.
I recall an incident when I was about 6 years old and a friend of mine found an Islamic book in my room. We rummaged through the pages and made fun of the Arabic words, the names we considered to be funny and it was because we were so young and didn't understand it all.
I moved to Nigeria as a teenager and it was here that I felt comfortable being a Muslim. Being around so many other Muslims and Christians who were accepting of the religion made me feel comfortable in practicing Islam. I began covering up, and when I did I felt the importance of it. As a woman, when you cover up you feel as sense of protection. You don't obsess as much about your looks because your body is concealed. No obsessing over how your hair looks, getting attachments all that pressure because no one can see it. I began to pray daily and at doing so I became a happier person. I felt a closeness towards God and a sense of protection and guidance.
I'm ashamed at how I as a child I was embarrassed of my religion. At this point in life I couldn't be more proud to be a muslim. It's still tough being a Muslim in the world today and I know that won't go away soon. But one thing I need you all to understand is the Islam I and a majority of other Muslims practice do not agree with boko Haram and other terrorist groups and their beliefs, the killings, the hatred. We are appalled by their acts even more than Christians are. The fact that they do such heinous acts in the name of our religion which clearly condemns against such.
The more things seem to escalate with terrorism in the country and around the world, the more I observe how Christians are turning against Islam and how southerners seem to distinguish themselves from the "northerners". It breaks my heart because when I moved here Christians were soo accepting of me, the religion. I got the treatment and acceptance from Nigerian Christians more than I could have ever imagined receiving so In America.
I don't choose my friends based on religion or tribe. I love all Nigerians alike. I wish a lot more people could feel the same way too.
Anyways I've gone on for too long. I just wanted to share my story in the hopes that I can shed Islam in another light. I know it is a religion that is misunderstood. If you have any questions please ask, I would love to have peaceful discussions and start a little campaign to get Muslims and Christians across the country to work together and love each other again.

I think true islam if practiced is very good. Its unfortunate that these days despite all d preachings and teachings love is very scarce under islam. It is so scarce that many people will be scared to even comment here for fear of d radicals criticizing them to d extreme. I mean we christians have radicals and are diversified but im surprised that the dejected of all christians- jehovah witness and deeper life are the ones who love the most.What i dont like is the fact that many times d religion is misinterpreted by many scholars and muslims due to the fact that many muslims are illiterates and believe what scholars havE taught them. This is not jus a probleM with boko haram as its a major problem generally world wide. I also hate the fact that many evil and deceptive vices are done and hide under d veil of islam. For instance begging- from what i have herd about beggars, some believe they were brought in to this life to beg and they even lent money from the elites to travel to beg in mecca. Is it dat elites cant help get rid of beggars from d mosque even wit d way they are all so close. Islam has its good sides i like i wont lie but its jus that these days many bad vices hide under islAm and i put the blame on scholars and illiteracy.

How much do these politicians pay u guys to always do these. I mean must everything be political. For once speak as regards d context or jus waka pass.

akom0908:
Every responsible man can help his wife esp men like Buhari and his supporters

Hahahahahaha. True tho

MzPreshie:
Just looking at that man tells me he isn't the bread winner of the family.

True love ke? No oooo. Well what i hav discovered is dat d geh doesnt love u until she knows u are confortable and comfort is her hair, nails cloth food and all other tins which translates to money.and somtimes even when u have dese tins and u r number 5 on d list she can use u to do temporary gratification lyk movies or her friends refreshment.den u havent talkd about her friends. If dose ones say no then u are nothing but a sanitary pad idea. There r many factors to true love. In nigeria.

arthurflex:
Does it mean Naija no dey practice true love?

The only 2 things u can do for a nigerian geh rather than sex dat will make her hapy are- NO7-Meet her family (marriage o), and to Give her money. Guy dont decieve ursef all dose oda tins are "story for the Gods". They have bin getting dose tins since 789bc

How can a guy say such? Dat guy needs to b crucified upside down.

sexyseun:
OMG!!! She was very pretty awwwww, the child died the husband died too, na only she waka come? what a sad story


Modified: So i enter Front Page? I learnt a lesson from this real story, we girls need to stop forming, our beauty can fade at any point in time.. There was this guy i dated back in school that once jokingly threatened me that he rather preferred me to be burnt with acid so as to prevent guys from pestering me than allow himself getting jilted by me(i was really getting too much attention from guys/men/lecturers and i didnt have the will power to say NO. anyway we broke up and i realized that we human are....................nothing but Pencil in the hands of the creator

Lol. Dat blue pill u see, some pple také up to 15 in a day or more sef. If benylin dey make u sleep wetin u go come do wen u see young boYs for north wey dey condemn small methylated spirit. Dese guys dont breed joy bro. Oda states dey learn wen it comes to drug usage bcuz if some doctors know of d drug consumption rate of dese gys deY go ponder how dey r still alive sef.

DaBullIT:
In Timaya's Voice , Chineke meh Chai

I am seeing and hearing it for the first time that yesterday , it wasn't funny when i saw one of them's tongue , he was unable to control himself , I was tempted too , however knowing that being high brings the violence in me , i didn't , also , benylin with codine , cough syrup i slept for almost a week

Its roaches i know dey call dat one. Dat one is old sef. Nd not dat strong. In edo dey call it baba blue.

DaBullIT:
Islam understands the need to blow off some steam , get high and live fantasy , hence why shisha , weed and any other natural stimulants are considered gift from Allah and I'm pretty sure Muhammed took some too during his time

Anyways , I heard about another one from Arbokis yesterday , they said its refnol or something , makes their tongue purple , stronger than coedine , Arbokis / muslims especially rich/hardcore muslima indeed do most drugs , weed, coke,hero,solution/rubber gum , snukudoie. E.t.c

I think maiduguri is worse. I hv seen pple inhaling from sockaway to get high. Smoke horse shit,guys taking sendinor, Mifipristone in large quantity to get high. Una never even mention kaduna sef. I think d highest drug abuse by a chick in one night i eva saw was in kd sef.

Pls read d topic again.

musiwa97:
The issue is not drug. The issue is to respect international law. Anything less than this is civil war.

Western Nigeria is a country different from Nigeria. And there is no love that will ever make it part of Nigeria.
It is an issue of respect.

You can say you are someone friend and you are cheating the person and you want that cheating to continue. It is not possible. The APC \ pdp are political which does not represent our people view..

The issue in kano is not drug use.

Violent in Nigeria has nothing to do with drug. But more a fight for someone ethnic group.

There is honour killing in Nigeria,

Engrpj:
was even wondering if he has Eva preach abt Christ lyk dis

He has preached christ like this. He is my pastor and I am not saying it to defend him because I am not dat much of a politics junkie but d guy is a true christian in character and love. I mean no one is perfect in nigeria for all we know but I knew dis guy as a christian before I knew him as a politician.

U forgot to tell us d village where d gels dat r not lyk dis exist.

deleyi20:
I am new on Nairaland and this is my First Post. I hope someone learns from it.


SEVEN DANGEROUS PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NEVER MARRY




1. MR/MISS CONTAINER AND NOT CONTENT
Anyone that is ONLY after your body and sex is a NO-NO for a marriage partner and such a person would definitely have nothing to offer to enhance your worth or value or contents in life towards fulfilling destiny. In a world where a lot of vices are tampering with marriages, everyone ought to be committed to continual learning to add value to their partners where necessary. A Guy that admires your B**bs and doesn't care about your brains is a dangerous person to marry. A Lady that cares only about your 6packs or beards and doesn't bother about your Intellectual Prowess is very dangerous to marry.

2. MR/MISS SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS- A SINNER
Whoever does not have a conscious regard for God will never have a conscious regard for you. If you can’t obey God and His word to flee away from sin then cheating on your partner won’t be a difficult task hence such a person is dangerous. It is easier for a man/woman that sincerely fears God and obeys His word to respect the Sacredness of marriage. A playboy today will definitely be a play husband tomorrow, a play girl today will definitely be a play-wife tomorrow.


3. MR/MISS VANITY- MATERIALISTIC PERSONS
We now live in a world where people place so much value on material things that they’re willing to sacrifice anything to get them. We now hear stories of people perpetuating all kinds of evil (rituals, losing virginity, etc). Whoever would loose virginity for Iphone6 is dangerous.
PLEASE NOTE: I don’t hate material things at all but i believe in moderation in our love for the pleasures of this world.
If you find yourself in a relationship with someone that is overly conscious and addicted to materialism and the vain pleasures of life, quit it now.That person is dangerous.


4. MR/MISS ANGER
Whoever cannot control anger is a Time-Bomb waiting to explode. Such a person lacks discipline and self control which is a basic requirement to succeed in life. Avoid ill-tempered people like your life depends on it. They're very dangerous for marriage.


5. MR/MISS I KNOW IT ALL - LACK OF TEACHABLE SPIRIT
Nobody is a reservoir of knowledge and as such everyone must be dedicated to learning new useful things on a daily basis especially from your partner. If you have a partner that doesn’t care to learn from your views on issues, you just desist because that is a dangerous person to marry.


6. MR/MISS NO VISION FOR LIFE
There are a lot of people moving around the world with Crowd Mentality. No destination so everywhere or anywhere looks like it for them. Beware of such people, they are very dangerous to marry.


7. MR/MISS LIABILITY - NO/ZERO FINANCIAL PLANS OR ABILITY
With the current financial/economic downturn the world is experiencing including Nigeria, We don’t need to emphasise on the importance of having a source of income. it is no longer a male thing only, even women also have a duty to be engaged. Whoever is still lazy about achieving this is a very dangerous person to marry.




Your views through your comments would definitely be appreciated.

Thank You.