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Those that are looking for children are praying seriously while some winchi winchi dey pull belle.. Hmm mm na wah oh.

So me and Iyanya na age hmm mm,,, na wah ohhh...... Lai Mohammed

Pinsure or I donbelevit

At that moment, it is finished. Just troway

Hahhahahahahhahah, Ogbonge autocorrect

Omg abeg make una sorry for me ohhh say laugh won kill me

gudbadgyal:
My swt cousin. If only you were alive now. I would av shouted "sis, them dey talk abt u for nairaland oo" but no, I can't find you anywhere near me anymore, we can't question God. He alone knows why he took u from me. RIP sis. I miss u every moment

May God give to u the strength to bear the lose

greenhulk:
Only in Nigeria will someone bustle to get money and some lazy bums will be online teaching him how and how not to spend his money. It's his money for God's sake, it's nobody's business how he spends it because nobody here knows how he got the money. seriously the iphone 7 starts at $650 just like every other flagship phones, why are people making so much noise about this? Galaxy Note 7 starts from $800 , the pone explodes and people are not making too much noise about it. I dont know when it has become a crime for someone to spend $650 of his hard earned money on a phone.

Bros the phone explode how? plz enlighten me

timidapsin:
Download video here

Iphone 7 is finally out.
Which means Iphone 6 is going to be cheap, And will result in the fall of price for Iphone 5.. So that i will finally be able to afford Iphone 4s
So happy

That means I have to go to Plaza cos I heard iPhone 3 is 20.000 naira.

Perfectdanny:
I don't lie. Seriously, here in saturn i have met bepeeboh and hadabika. They are both aliens. I even have a garage where i service alien cars and jet fighters.

There was a time i even drove to pluto and mars but i'm currently in Uranus i came to buy some parts for my workshop.

I can branch earth as i'm passing so i can say hi to you if thats ok with you.

Abeg no branch abeg, just take my yansh from there.... Thank u

Perfectdanny:
Your own na small na. I was driving in los angeles on a saturday. Suddenly cops started chasing me i just pulled one button my car turned to rocket and i left the planet.

Seriously i'm commenting from Saturn

Paddy abeg take my yansh, I no won sit again abeg take am.... Shuuuuuu Lai Muhammad

Using my mouth as the horn.....
I went to cotonue to buy a car as I was returning to Lagos customs stopped me, I drove passed them headed to Warri straight, I was coming out from Lagos when armed robbers stopped me i refused to stop was still coming all of a sudden they started chasing me i revised the car with auto revise facing them and started driving to Warri with my back.... U need to see me that day I try over. Forgetting say I be woman i dey speed with my back come house...... Them shock.

kolaa007:
Will drop my number but first am on my way to the police station to apply for license to carry a gun...And you know how long that can take in our country... ...Wish me luck...and what kind of Gun? would be preferable? and when you mean our una reach 50?

No just me and my husband and 4 kids. And as for the gun plz bring AK47 with ten packs of bullets,that would do.

Bros Kola all this photos are so fearful, plz can u come over to our house to pass the night..... Am so afraid can sleep at night....... Plz drop your number will text u my address, and when coming try to come with a gun to protect us through the night thanks.




Cool dey catch me

5 including the photographer

Congratulations darling

Very funny

Thank God for u

But wait oh, is it not America that transgenders are strolling in the street kissing, romancing.,where stealing is the order of the day? Why are they now throwing stones at us when they also live in a glass house.



They should just not come instead of moving about with fear in their heart. 20 state how many state remain 16

Am sure the fan is a kid

Congratulations to them in advance

Love the mom a lot

Omg pretty babe. Ladies plz be warned stay away from flashy things plz

obinnashady:
The devil resides in Kenya

Very true.

Soft dude

deliveryboy:
. Madam there are all girls colleges in every part of Nigeria including your own (federal government girls colleges, women teachers colleges, government girls colleges) stop making yourself look dumb and brainless just because you want to ridicule the thread. I'm sure you'll not act this smart when a guy is trying to lay you. Hope you've had breakfast?

Hahaha, na wah o, this plenty abuse for a simple question asked. Hmm blood indeed flows in your vain.

saints2:
Aunty, Chibok is a Local Government, more like an city, Chibok is not a name of a school, so when the news says Chibok, it means schools in that area finally opened after a long time, pls read the post again...

Thank you

Very good explanation. Thank u cos I also learnt from this.

Nigerians can complicate issues ehh, so she cannot possibly save money to buy her need, OK, if she did not save to buy the phone and she was not given that mean she stole it. Nigerians with their low mentality.

Tomaxzyn1:
Smh..comedy of the year..naija sef dey form strict border security..like say dem go knw if these dudes enter the next flight Back to naija..
Many options dey..go ghana enter bus from thr to mile 2 etc..
Abeg 4get matter.

Very true, how u take know self. Lol

This is what happens when you are looking for someone to Madam u. On the second thought I advice u remove the photo of the girl u placed on this channel because u cant even ascertain she stole the money, and even if you do, that matter has since been forgotten so y raise issue where there is non.




Madam meme ra ooooo

How about Baddoo creche.

Shebi he sorry she know say hell is real