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Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Crixina(f): 2:16am On Oct 24, 2016 |
M17CXi:Good pun just like the skip a day post. 2 Likes |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Livefreeordieha(m): 5:18am On Oct 24, 2016 |
[Can you imagine, I saw my neighbour fighting his friend.. when I heard what happened, I was shocked, people can be very annoying sha... How would you borrow somebody shirt and then slim fit it? author=princemillla post=50443645] WEDDING INVITATION Dear Friends, fans and lovers, Finally the long awaited day is here with us! I invite you and your family to my wedding that will take place on 5th November, 2016 at Oladimeji street , behind Mokland hotel, Idiroko road, toll gate Ogun state The big and special day begins at 10am. Your presence will be our joy and will be highly appreciated. See you there. Please broadcast as received. I also don't know who sent it to me............. [/quote] 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Livefreeordieha(m): 5:19am On Oct 24, 2016 |
princemillla:Can you imagine, I saw my neighbour fighting his friend.. when I heard what happened, I was shocked, people can be very annoying sha... How would you borrow somebody shirt and then slim fit it? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by princemillla(m): 6:48am On Oct 24, 2016 |
suzan404: Hahahahaha someone change the sperm ni |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Hez143(m): 6:56am On Oct 24, 2016 |
suzan404:That's called adaptation for survival!! Lol 1 Like |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Nobody: 7:53am On Oct 24, 2016 |
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Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Nobody: 7:59am On Oct 24, 2016 |
An old woman was walking down the street with her little grand daughter. As little children do, the little girl started running faster than her grandma could keep up. So the woman started callin her "degree, degree! Degree come back here right now". I was so shocked at the weird name that I had to walk up to the woman and ask her why her grand daughter is called degree. Her answer was "well I sent my daughter to the university and this is the certificate she came back with" 4 Likes |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by klarke(m): 8:40am On Oct 24, 2016 |
princemillla:I'll use touch na |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by GreatManBee: 8:51am On Oct 24, 2016 |
princemillla: 1 Like |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by GreatManBee: 8:51am On Oct 24, 2016 |
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Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by allytinted: 9:28am On Oct 24, 2016 |
How to greet a Manchester United fan just say: Ekú ojó méta. and he will answer: Ojó kan pèlù 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by princemillla(m): 10:14am On Oct 24, 2016 |
klarke: Oyo is ur case |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by humblemikel(f): 10:49am On Oct 24, 2016 |
princemillla: mine mine mine!!!, i almost fell off my chair. this is one hit of a boom joke. thanks for making my day. 1 Like |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:08am On Oct 24, 2016 |
harlayoh: Never knew that Einstein. 2 Likes |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by bobochem: 12:39pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
princemillla:I remember lastweek wen my broda was duin naming ceremony a lot of people attended d ceremony - d number of uninvited people was higher than d invited people 1 Like |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by princemillla(m): 1:04pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
humblemikel: Pls don't fall ooooo... Make oga no come arrest me o |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Reeberry: 2:45pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Dcaliphate:You should have put a link to that thread you got it from. |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Dcaliphate(m): 3:00pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Reeberry:Yea, like a reference in APA style like every other poster did.... |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Reeberry: 4:19pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Dcaliphate:Not EVERY other poster. You got yours through Nairaland. |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by TheFreeOne: 5:54pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Recession is just a word? but don't forget to train your child in the art of eating cos it's biblical too.
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Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by avicky(f): 6:15pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
tosyne2much:why should you? Girl na toy? Abi dem no buy toy for you when you dey small |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by tosyne2much(m): 6:37pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
avicky:You no fit compare the kind toy wey dem buy for me as a kid with this kind toy nah |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by avicky(f): 6:47pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
tosyne2much:you don't mean it. |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by tosyne2much(m): 11:04pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by jennifer22(f): 11:30pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Omg abeg make una sorry for me ohhh say laugh won kill me |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Dcaliphate(m): 7:22am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Reeberry:Nigga get a life. |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Vaxt(m): 8:37am On Oct 25, 2016 |
So funny |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Reeberry: 10:06am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Dcaliphate:I have a life already, it's you who need to get a life nigga. |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by FakoMaybach1: 11:33am On Oct 25, 2016 |
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple of fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!" Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús. A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up with a ladder, a pit bull, and a shotgun. The animal control employee tells the man, "I'm here to get the gorilla out of your tree. I'm going to use this ladder to climb up the tree and shake the branch the gorilla is on to knock him to the ground. The pit bull is trained to go after anything that falls from the tree and bites their balls which will weaken the animal down so I can put him in the truck." The man says "Okay, I see what the ladder and the pit bull are for but what is the shotgun for?" The animal control employee says, "Oh, that's for you. In case I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla, nwanne shoot the dog." 3 Likes |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Mcoldsoja(m): 1:31pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
suzan404: Na evolutionary metamorphosis. |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by avicky(f): 3:43pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
tosyne2much:Fine oh. Dieu merci. |
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