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Breasticious

Her size of bra na size 60, and u can only get it I London Bay not Korea. Plz baby locate my shop for Estate roundabout warri, I day wait for u...... Breasticious.

Okponku ministries.

U be awi brother, we we back u dun worry... So far way u blow come carry my pikin go abroad on.

Iamsynord:
Yes Op


aliens and extraterrestrials beings exist..


This reminds me of me own experience with an alien ..,. I was just six and had gone to pluck unripe cashew near the burial ground in the town, which i will burn to bring nut so that i will eat with garri at home ,,,

I was still plucking when this great white light shone on me... I tried to move but i could not... I tried lifting my hands, no.,., legs ..,., no too.... Ok


suddenly wind started blowing and thunder and lightning struck three times as i counted it... I was terribly frightened as i couldnt run and i started singing prayer is the master key

suddenly a frog like creature jumped and licked its lips...

I could see like six of them coming from every direction.

' sekum kauen dkahs hakksk ah ' one of them say...

Gaj sjagd aja dudu " ... La penis akaja la swerta do yoghiti uhun a nurise ' the other replied and they all laughed...

All this while i was screaming and shouting for help around 7pm in the night..

Maka yaka potato la chop humane intestinee..... The 6 or 7 creatures just shouted together as claws sprung from their hand and they dripped saliva as they approached me....

Maka lickaa la foode........ Humanle a sweera pon bloddka kakkakka...

I screamed jesus ,,,,


by the time i woke up from the dream in the parlour, i saw a dvd collection of E T,Ghost ship and predators beside me, a cd i had watched the previous night.. :;(

And to think i that I believed u so well until I got to the last part.... ROTF

Just love this man so much..... Citing wailing wailers.

Lienus

Your father Kumuji.... Your mama big breast.. Your mama Lolo Lolo lala lala lele lele...




Warri...... Love my place so much jare.

I see the moon, the moon see me, God bless the moon and God bless me............ Children rhymes.




At once the moon, hide till next week..... See Grove for my sister.. Targhene.

Hope the gorilla drop letter before he die, because na the latest be this oooo, so many suicidal ready to go..... End time suicidal.

Warisdis? This is OLOBRUZU.

Na wa for her outfit oooo, shoooo na like this we go dey dey .

R.I.P dear, painful exit.......

Pprovost:
It is true that the devil we are all talking about lives among us as humans

Yes oooo oooo, he does.

ginajet:
That was how my German boyfriend wanted to marry me and I said NO I want a Naija guy..... They simply rock

Hmmmmm

May God help the married women of today oooo, I no know wetin those Bros dem carry way dey bust (women) their head oooo... God abeg increase the strength of my man to perform e duty ni.



Sometime ago someone said to me at the gas station that I was too cute to be married.

kunlesufyan:
So.u lost yours at age 12 and u hoping the poor girl will too abi...recieve sense!

Bros may God bless u for me for replying her, that day I be one reply her mouth be dey pain me.

If congi O u and no way to Comot. U will impregnate one of his daughter and be shoot in the back.



I thank God say your guy no take the job o

I be come buy guguru.

nellybadas:
Dear nairalanders. I 've got this friend who is planning for his wedding scheduled to hold in 2 months. From all indication it looks like he is the only one responsible for all the finance. Now he suddenly received another message from his wife to be that her family says in their place, the prospective groom is responsible for all her family attire for the wedding. Just want to ask. Is it right?

It all depends on the man, if he is willing to buy for all family members, like me, my hubby bought for my parents alone. The wife should still reason with him in this crucial times.

olatunjithomas:
that is what happens when God finally decide to give my enemy a job.

I love your quote my dear

[quote author=olatunjithomas post=46970517]hello guys,pls my phone droped this morning and the screen got
broken badly.
pls,is this Instagram?[/quote


No my friend this is whatsap

The true life

I love this, nice one OP plz keep it up very entertaining

Na wah oooo, even for house of God, there is a clique..... God plz come ohhh

Am gonna hold on by R.Kelly

I am never bored because of Nairaland

Funny cha

As he no go fit see the babe, he won con dook the picture

Thank God they were caught, this was the same way someone stole my car battery some weeks ago. God will continue to punish this kind of people.

Sweet boi

Plumber abeg come my house my water no dey rush.... Hahahahhaha