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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 22nd March 2015 by jeremiah505(m): 2:01pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Glory Glory Man United... |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Needs A Super Hero Like This Man by jeremiah505(m): 4:16pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
chipmunkey: Bovi i guess... |
| Forum Games / Re: Which Statement Is Correct Among The Two (pic) by jeremiah505(m): 4:14pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
None of them is Correct... (they both contradicts them selves)... Dedicating this answer to GEJ... I have hope... So should you... Goodluck Nigeria... 25 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance / What Would You Do In This Kind Of Situation? by jeremiah505(m): 5:08pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
lolz... funny Nurse
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| Politics / APC Supporters Be Like! by jeremiah505(m): 1:10pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
They always find Fault from Everything... 1 Like 1 Share
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| Romance / Re: Guys: Suppose You Are In His Kind Of Shoe/situation... What Would You Do? by jeremiah505(m): 12:35pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
Dubemkelly: What's your problem man... are you a sadist?... Must you Comment?.. If you have nothing reasonable to say... why not just ignore the thread?... Pls respect yourself and act wisely #Worst... |
| Romance / Guys: Suppose You Are In His Kind Of Shoe/situation... What Would You Do? by jeremiah505(m): 8:30am On Feb 20, 2015 |
A guy fell in love with this cute damsel and everything was going on fine until he made His intention known to her father & being a learned man, here is what he gave him... APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER... FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS... I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old... Please answer the following questions honestly... 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.. 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue... Leave my house and don't look back... If all your answers were YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage... _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law... ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer?.. __________________________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce... ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?.. __________________________________________________________________________ 6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No If No explain why? _________________________________________ 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No If YES for how long?________________________ If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock.. __________________________________________________________________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house... ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother? _________________________________________ Answer the following by Yes or No... 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No... LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT... 1. When can you be free for interviews? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor ____________________________________ 5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends... Sign here: ________________ Sign again: _______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter... Your application will be processed in a year's time... You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful... Note: As you are waiting,.. *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If u do, you will be disqualified! Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions... Postal Address: _________________________ Email: __________________________________ Phone: _________________________________ Home:__________________________________ Facebook: ______________________________ ...BEST WISHES... .......(Am still filling the form o.. lolz)..... |
| Romance / Guys: Suppose You Are In His Kind Of Shoe/situation... What Would You Do? by jeremiah505(m): 8:12am On Feb 20, 2015 |
A guy fell in love with this Beautiful lady and everything was going on fine until he made His intention known to her father & being a learned man, here is what he gave him... APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER... FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS... I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old... Please answer the following questions honestly... 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back... If all your answers were YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage... _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law... ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? __________________________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce... ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?.. __________________________________________________________________________ 6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No If No explain why? _________________________________________ 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No If YES for how long?________________________ If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. ____________________________________ _____________________________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house... __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother? _________________________________________ Answer the following by Yes or No... 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT... 1. When can you be free for interviews? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor? ____________________________________ 5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends... Sign here: ________________ Sign again: _______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter... Your application will be processed in a year's time... You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful... Note: As you are waiting... *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If u do, you will be disqualified! Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions... Postal Address: _________________________ Email: __________________________________ Phone: _________________________________ Home:__________________________________ Facebook: ______________________________ BEST WISHES.... ......(Am still filling the form o.. lolz)........ |
| Romance / Re: Ten Things Most Gals Do When Going To Meet Their Boyfriend by jeremiah505(m): 8:36am On Feb 14, 2015 |
AfricanApple: Wait... like you serious ooooooo.... Oya watin happen way you no get?... |
| Romance / Re: Ten Things Most Gals Do When Going To Meet Their Boyfriend by jeremiah505(m): 12:14am On Feb 14, 2015 |
 AfricanApple: Really?...  AfricanApple: Really?... No let am see this Post oooooo... Na God I use beg you for this Life... |
| Family / Re: Would You Choose Your Present Family In A Second Life? by jeremiah505(m): 1:36pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
1 Like |
| Family / Re: Would You Choose Your Present Family In A Second Life? by jeremiah505(m): 1:34pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
ammyluv2002: Dear... true talk I tell you so... |
| Health / Re: Man Forcibly Removed From Hospital After Resfusing To Leave For 3 Years(pics) by jeremiah505(m): 1:28pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Lolz... The Man is Addicted to Drugs... (Using the Hospital as a Cover to take dem Legally)... |
| Religion / Re: Woman Wearing This? by jeremiah505(m): 1:17pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Me way no fit Shout... Na to adjust now... Adjust very far... Just incase... |
| Family / Re: Would You Choose Your Present Family In A Second Life? by jeremiah505(m): 1:12pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Yes I would... Buh not the situation... 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Val by jeremiah505(m): 1:00pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Westlife - More than Words... |
| Romance / My Letter To All Val Celebrants... by jeremiah505(m): 12:53pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
To all those Celebrating Val... Am wishing you all a very Fulfilled Val Celebration... * No Breakups... * No Disvirginment... * No Unwanted Pregnancies... * No Tires... Just Love in the Air... Everywhere... Enjoy... |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 31st Janaury 2015 by jeremiah505(m): 6:46pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
link pls |
| Celebrities / Re: Need A New Job??? by jeremiah505(m): 6:23pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Na wa ooooo.... Na jazz you they use?... |
| Politics / Re: Apc LIKELY to Clear The Floor Of The 2015 Presidential Elections by jeremiah505(m): 6:20pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Na only the NINE governors go vote?... If you have nothing to say must you create a thread?... |
| Celebrities / Re: List Of Celebrities That Are Supporting Jonathan & The Ones Supporting Buhari by jeremiah505(m): 6:15pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Singing for the Highest Bidder... Nothing more, Nothing less... |
| Education / Re: Buhari Describes Jonathan’s Achievement In Education Sector As Empty by jeremiah505(m): 6:08pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Person way no get result (Certificate), they fault person way build Universities... Lolz... Buhari, na only you waka come?...  7 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: Picture Of APGA Campain Poster Carrying Photo Of GEJ. by jeremiah505(m): 5:58pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Everyone loves His excellency... even his Competitors/Rivals are endorsing him.. Sire... i pray God select you to the throne to continue the Good works you've already started... Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria... Long live the President of the Great nation... And Long live us all... #Peace... 3 Likes |
| Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Kaduna (Photos) by jeremiah505(m): 4:22pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
lacasa: 90% of all you said are lies... Am in Kaduna, and very close to the Stadium where the campaign is being held... i didn't go for the rally cause i had work to do... i don't know if anybody was paid to attend or not, and i don't care cause i believe all the parties are guilty if charge in that contest... the rally here is massive... The crowd as well are mind blowing... And i believe people poured out to see their president, not because they were paid to do so... but because it a one time experience for many... So pls i beg of you... don't come here lying to people because you are a supporter of the opposite party... *God bless us all... *God bless Nigeria... *God bless the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria... 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City Preview by jeremiah505(m): 4:02pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
I hope Man City wins... Buh with Yaya Toure... let just watch and see... |
| Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jeremiah505(m): 3:58pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Mennnnn.......... See Food's... I can just stare at this Meals all day.... |
| Politics / Should There Be A Closing Date For Voters Card Registration / PVC Collection? by jeremiah505(m): 2:17pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Am writing this out of frustration and anger. I just hope a top INEC or Government Official sees this... How would 3days or less be declared for the Registration and collection of the voters card in a Country of this Much Population?. I mean should there even be a closing date for this thing?... I wasn't able to register for the card cause of the population and silly excuses of the INEC agents... I even had to go to the one INEC office here in Kaduna (Barnawa) to see if i could be registered... And i was told the exercise was closed... Really... I feel so depressed, disappointed and cheated... I feel like am being denied my right (Franchise) as a citizen of Nigeria... I wanna use this Platform to tell the Government to continue the registration to at most, 10th of February... Cause i believe their are others like me out there... Who are also being denied of their rights as Nigerians... Please let the Registration be continued... 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: Where Is The Garden Of Eden? by jeremiah505(m): 1:38pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
MrPresident1: where is it?... |
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