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Romance / Re: Ladies & Guys... How Would You React In This Situation... by jeremiah505(m): 2:24pm On Oct 24, 2015
TushAnn:
Just invite her for a three.some, Simple!

you sure say you be female?... You no dey fear God oooo...
Romance / Ladies & Guys... How Would You React In This Situation... by jeremiah505(m): 9:07am On Oct 24, 2015
I wont say gentleman... Cause a gentleman wont do this...

So let hear...

Guy u dey collect job of life... ur gal come ambush u... How u won start explain?...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton (1 - 3) On 3rd October 2015 by jeremiah505(m): 7:33pm On Oct 03, 2015
The gods are angry with the #Chelsea boss...
Jokes Etc / Re: One Word For Uncle Andy Please!! by jeremiah505(m): 9:08pm On Sep 28, 2015
I think uncle Andy is guilty of that stuff... That's why i ignored the main subject of discussion... Between... Uncle Andy na badoo...

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Religion / Please, How True Is This Statement? by jeremiah505(m): 12:44am On Sep 16, 2015
During the course of one of my lectures yesterday, a lecturer made mention of this statement...

''Better to die a sinner than to die an unbeliever''

And it has really been pounding my mind on how true the statement is...

Like is there really any difference? Or isn't it much more complicated believing and acknowledging the existence of God and going against his will?...

Please, i need explanation on these...

Thanks... Cc. Lalasticlala
Phones / Re: Which Song Do You Use As Ringtone And Why? by jeremiah505(m): 11:03pm On Sep 12, 2015
Keyshia Cole... Heaven sent...
Just love the song plus intro beat...
Career / Re: School, Job And Career: Before You Get Wrongly Inspired by jeremiah505(m): 2:54pm On Sep 11, 2015
NOBODYY:
Too long abeg
Mk person summerize am for me

See your Monica... How u won take be somebody?... When u refuse to read.... (Readers are Leaders) always remember that...
Education / Re: Photo: See How A Principal Decided To Solve Exam Malpractice In His School by jeremiah505(m): 10:11am On Sep 11, 2015
Am i the only one who didn't see the invigilator(s)?...
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To Mtn By A Concerned Nigerian by jeremiah505(m): 12:09am On Sep 09, 2015
As in eh... Am fed up... Their matter don tire me...
Romance / Re: I Feel Like Braking Up With Her(advice Needed Please) by jeremiah505(m): 11:53pm On Sep 08, 2015
Oboy... This one is strong...

Buh it seem u r tired of her somehow... Buh after almost 4years of relationship... Come on man... U wanna start all these over again?...

I'll advise u sit her down and talk to her...

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Education / Re: 5 Questions Every Student Should Answer by jeremiah505(m): 11:35pm On Sep 08, 2015
Amen...

A student should understand there's time for everything... Time to read & time to play...

#Read...Eat...Sleep...Play...
Education / Re: Is This The Biggest Library In West Africa? by jeremiah505(m): 8:51pm On Sep 06, 2015
tartar9:
is this in the north
yeah... It is...
Education / Is This The Biggest Library In West Africa? by jeremiah505(m): 1:48pm On Sep 06, 2015
Below are pictures of the students library of Bayero University Kano... (New site)..

The massive building of about 4 floors plus an underground segment is arguably the biggest in West Africa...

Do you agree with this assertion?

Politics / Re: This Little Boy Reportedly Made This Car From Cartons (see Photo) by jeremiah505(m): 11:21am On Sep 05, 2015
Awesome
Jokes Etc / Just For Fun! by jeremiah505(m): 7:47am On Sep 05, 2015
Hey guys...

Let crack some ribs... By posting funny creative comments... Mine is...

The only bomb that can harm me are the ones used in 24 movie series... And since am not a cast in that movie... No bomb can fit do me anything... Smiles...

Pls add urs...
Romance / Re: Does Size Really Matter! Is Bigger Better? by jeremiah505(m): 6:33pm On Sep 04, 2015
Blizzyblinkzy:


Imo

u never see when small Johnson dey fire pass big one....
Hw it functions really matter especially when its giving @ d back from azu
lolz... I refuse to see the 2nd to the last sentence...
Education / Re: What Is The Difference Between "Complete And Finished"? by jeremiah505(m): 5:22pm On Sep 04, 2015
Smiles... Interesting piece...
Learnt quite alot...
Romance / Re: Does Size Really Matter! Is Bigger Better? by jeremiah505(m): 5:14pm On Sep 04, 2015
chocolateme:
me self dey here dey LMAO grin
lolz... No be small tin oooo
Nairaland / General / Re: Love And Trust Which Is More Fragile, Lets Have Your Comment by jeremiah505(m): 5:13pm On Sep 04, 2015
Trust... Really...
Romance / Re: Does Size Really Matter! Is Bigger Better? by jeremiah505(m): 5:09pm On Sep 04, 2015
chocolateme:
I have come across threads here where a wives sued their husbands in court either because their banana (that's according to the picture above) is too big or that it is too small.
For me, they should not have anything at all THERE. That part of their body should just be as plain and flat as a cemented floor.

Smiles... U gat me LMAO...
Health / Re: Is It Healthy For Kids To Do This? by jeremiah505(m): 5:06pm On Sep 04, 2015
No it not... Buh i too did it wen i was small... Why deprive them of child hood fun... Abeg allow them jor...
Romance / Does Size Really Matter! Is Bigger Better? by jeremiah505(m): 4:59pm On Sep 04, 2015
Came across this on Facebook... Decided to share for the experienced to have their say...

So What do you think?... In a relationship does size really matter?...

Politics / Re: #100wasteddays by jeremiah505(m): 5:53pm On Sep 03, 2015
Ovosky:
#isbetterthan6wastedyears
shut the F**k up...
Politics / Re: My Reaction To The President Shutting Down Of Aso Chapel! by jeremiah505(m): 3:04pm On Sep 03, 2015
rottennaija:


You just heard a rumour and you started shouting without finding out if it is true or not. Sha, I don't blame you, it's because it's in your blood as a Nigerian. That was how you bath salt immediately you heard about it...

na u get ur mouth...

U can as well eat poo with it...
Politics / Re: My Reaction To The President Shutting Down Of Aso Chapel! by jeremiah505(m): 2:13pm On Sep 03, 2015
The news is so annoying...
Romance / Re: Why Are Gals Who Go By The Name BLESSING Very Promiscous by jeremiah505(m): 2:07pm On Sep 03, 2015
jonaifame22:
hehehe
Yeah... Yeah....
Politics / My Reaction To The President Shutting Down Of Aso Chapel! by jeremiah505(m): 2:05pm On Sep 03, 2015
Just got the news that President Buhari shut down Aso Chapel...
Pls Why is this man these way?...
How does the Aso Chapel relate with issues bordering the country...
Why is the president so self centered and greedy?...
What is he's problem?...
I need answers pls...
Romance / Re: Would You Ever Take A Cheater Back? by jeremiah505(m): 1:52pm On Sep 03, 2015
Maybe... Maybe not...
It all depends....
Romance / Re: Why Are Gals Who Go By The Name BLESSING Very Promiscous by jeremiah505(m): 1:48pm On Sep 03, 2015
jonaifame22:
okay o,so tell us where are u?
Am in kaduna...
The ladies with that trait here... Are ladies form the state...
We call them cheerful givers...

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Romance / Re: Why Are Gals Who Go By The Name BLESSING Very Promiscous by jeremiah505(m): 1:33pm On Sep 03, 2015
Dude karma is a b¡tch...

...Back to the subject...

Maybe it ur environment... Here... Not true...
Politics / Re: President Buhari Orders Closure Of Aso Rock Villa Church by jeremiah505(m): 1:26pm On Sep 03, 2015
Funny...
What do you expect?...

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Family / Re: Hello by jeremiah505(m): 1:20pm On Sep 03, 2015
Hey guys...

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