Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,228,543 members, 8,078,760 topics. Date: Saturday, 15 February 2025 at 08:14 AM

JerkyChan's Posts

Nairaland Forum / JerkyChan's Profile / JerkyChan's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (of 5 pages)

Art, Graphics & Video / Professional Illustrator Needed For Project by JerkyChan(m): 1:58pm On Nov 21, 2024
Greetings, I have a job coming up in the not too distant future.

So basically, I have some hand-drawn illustrations that I want digitized/remade into computer graphic illustrations.

Below is a preview of the original work and then how I want it to look when it’s done. As you can see, it has this whimsical and doodle feel to it.

From my estimate, everything is going to be about 95 pages when completed.

IT’S A PROFESSIONAL PROJECT SO IF YOU ARE SURE YOU CAN DELIVER THE RIGHT QUALITY OF WORK, LET ME KNOW IN MY DM WITH THE ESTIMATED DURATION AND COST.

Send me a WhatsApp message here: 0.9.1.6.8.8.0.9.9.4.1

Once again, only contact me if you’re sure you can do it.
Gracias 🙏

Romance / Re: My Journey Into The Wrld Of Penile Enlargement by JerkyChan(m): 8:44pm On Oct 14, 2024
It’s funny how y’all are just saying all sorts because you don’t believe him.
Don’t forget we all live in different realities.

What you don’t know is older than you.
If the OP said it works for him, better believe it.

Your reality is bounded by your knowledge and awareness.
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Lie Can Produce Such Facial Reaction? by JerkyChan(m): 8:02am On Sep 27, 2024
Jonah’s wife as he tried explaining to her that he spent 3 days in the stomach of a fish.

76 Likes 6 Shares

Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by JerkyChan(m): 6:10pm On Apr 16, 2024
Afromentalist:
It is too dangerous for the Lakers to tank the game against NOLA. Wetin be the guarantee that them for beat the warriors or Sac in one elimination game? Steph can go ballistic in one game and kill you.

How are they sure that Okc will not humble them regardless and turn them to laughing stock.

You manipulate rankings when you have already locked your playoff spot , not when you are still unsecure.

Good day Boss, sorry I had to stalk here. I need some clarifications regarding some of your exercises on a thread about Grace from 2015 or so.
Gracias
Religion / Re: The Science Behind Grace / Luck - [mentalists Only] by JerkyChan(m): 8:48am On Apr 13, 2024
Good day Afromentalist,

First of all, I’d like to sincerely thank you for this insightful thread. I came across it recently and couldn’t stop reading. Thank you for your good works.

I intend to start this exercises very soon. However, I’d like to clarify some things before I get started:

The first exercise involves repeating ‘find divine order’ at least 200 times with a glass of water either early in the morning or in the evening when one has time. Doing this consistently for 21 days onward to 3 months.
1. Does the timing of the exercise has to remain consistent throughout the duration of the exercise?

2. And when do I stop this exercise - is it after 3 months exactly or when? (I know you said to do it consistently for 30 days, but best results are seen after 3 months right?)

3. For the second exercise where we define our goal, create a mental picture and associate feelings with it…how long should we do this particular exercise for? And does it run simultaneously with the first exercise (or after completing the first?)

4. The third exercise that involves using a bracelet or mala, is it to be done only after completing the first and second exercise?

5. Also for this exercise, you said to do it consistently twice a day - morning and evening. For how long? Or is it a continuous exercise?

I’m sorry I had to overload you with questions, I just like getting the full details so I know how to structure the exercises properly.

Once again, thank you very much.
Also would be looking forward to your other writings.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Faceless Youtube Video Editor NEEDED by JerkyChan(m): 2:23pm On Dec 12, 2023
JerkyChan:
The services of a Youtube editor for a faceless channel is required.

Let me explain in details:
You will be provided with the voiceover and script, all you need to do is to look for video clips to match with the voiceover and then overlay it with captions (subtitles).

Now, for the video clips, it is highly recommended to clips from POPULAR MOVIES, cartoons or animations, TV shows, gameplay or any mainstream video content to fit that scenario.....generic stock footages should be the last option.

Please before you reach out to me, ensure you understand the requirements of the job properly. If you're a learner or arent sure of producing quality work, do not bother.

I would request to see your portfolio before commencing the work. Each video would usually be an average of 8-12 minutes and we will paying #10,000 per video (slightly negotiable if it is a significantly longer video). We intend to produce more videos subsequently.


The youtube video attached below is a sample of required standard.

If you've read and understood the requirements and you can do the job well, please send me whatsapp message with the phrase 'Zigzagged'



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PrWx6alnrg
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Whiteboard Animated Video Creator Needed by JerkyChan(m): 10:10am On Jul 26, 2023
Odunayaw:
48hrs would be most ideal.

More time to work, less need of revisions

Drop your connect
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Whiteboard Animated Video Creator Needed by JerkyChan(m): 8:41pm On Jul 25, 2023
Odunayaw:
Yes, that's doable. Hardwork but doable


How long do you reckon it would take to do such 10 minutes video?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Whiteboard Animated Video Creator Needed by JerkyChan(m): 3:06pm On Jul 25, 2023
Odunayaw:
You're welcome

Odunayaw

Let’s say you’re given a script with a voiceover, can you create a video using clips from movies and TV shows that relate to the voiceover?
Art, Graphics & Video / Faceless Youtube Video Editor NEEDED by JerkyChan(m): 5:22pm On Jul 18, 2023
The services of a Youtube editor for a faceless channel is required.

Let me explain in details:
You will be provided with the voiceover and script, all you need to do is to look for video clips to match with the voiceover and then overlay it with captions (subtitles).

Now, for the video clips, it is highly recommended to clips from POPULAR MOVIES, cartoons or animations, TV shows, gameplay or any mainstream video content to fit that scenario.....generic stock footages should be the last option.

Please before you reach out to me, ensure you understand the requirements of the job properly. If you're a learner or arent sure of producing quality work, do not bother.

I would request to see your portfolio before commencing the work. Each video would usually be an average of 8-12 minutes and we will paying #10,000 per video (slightly negotiable if it is a significantly longer video). We intend to produce more videos subsequently.


The youtube video attached below is a sample of required standard.

If you've read and understood the requirements and you can do the job well, please send me whatsapp message with the phrase 'Zigzagged' on 09168809941.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PrWx6alnrg

2 Likes

Romance / Re: 12 June - Happy Birthday Ubunja by JerkyChan(m): 8:36pm On Jun 14, 2023
ubunja:
lol so I did. Thank you Bossman all happy birthday messages are welcome.

@ilegendd June is also your birthday month if I remember correctly. Happy birthday to you too Bro. Wishing you all the best.

Boss, more blessings, more wins.

Wont you consider dropping atleast one update for us to mark your birthday?

1 Like 1 Share

Romance / Re: Men Beware!!! Hausa Men Are The Ones Dickmatizing Married Women Right Now. by JerkyChan(m): 3:53pm On Jun 11, 2023
Beware of a broke man's dick.

Ubunja was well ahead of his time, I pity any man who doesnt heed your advice....happy birthday Chief.

7 Likes 4 Shares

Gaming / Re: Clarion Call To All VR Gamers In Nigeria by JerkyChan(m): 12:11am On May 29, 2023
ZenoteVR:
Anyone here play VRChat?

Yeah, I used to be on VRchat especially the black cat room.

My Quest 2 was stolen some months ago so I’m off grid for now till further notice.

If I ever get back to VR gaming again, I would love to play along with you....you know like joshdub, reekid etc.
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by JerkyChan(m): 9:39am On May 28, 2023
logicalhumour:


It's easier than you think. Lol.

If your wife is acting up for sex, here's what to do:

Don't try initiating it the first time, just tell her "Sex. Now."
She'll protest as usual. Don't talk. Allow her to leave. While she's leaving. Jump up and catch her. Pin her neck to the bed, and her hands to the other side, drag her panties down while using your knees to part her legs. Penetrate her Vag from behind.

She'll start by struggling, next, she'll start insulting you which will eventually lead to her begging you, and finally crying. By the time she starts crying you should be near finishing. Finish, and then hit her on the butt with your palms in a way that'll actually pain her, then give her an evil smirk/smile.


The next time you want to do, give her that evil smirk. Immediately she sees the smirk, she'll want to run away. Hold her down wherever she is, be it on the floor, and do it right there. This way she'll know you've overpowered her.

After a few day, she'll want you guys to talk it out. She'll come humbly complaining to you to stop doing her that way. Listen to her with genuinely keen interest, let her pour out her heart. Nod to everything she says, but don't say a word. When she's done, tell her "It's OK honey, I've heard you."
She'll thank you profusely, and turn around to leave. Jump up immediately and drag her down, do it right there. She'll cry and cry. When you're done, hug her and cuddle her gently like you want her to sleep while giving her the evil smirk cheesy

This is the only way a man can get sex all through marriage whenever he wants it. There's no mercy in marriage. You're either the sheep or the wolf grin

🤣 😂 🤣
That was enjoyable to read

8 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by JerkyChan(m): 2:32pm On May 27, 2023
COOL10:






Honestly, I don't give a flying fvck about married men in sexless marriages.

Let them go to those people who encouraged them to get married in the first place; those people they tried to impress with marriage.

They don't need our advice. Why would they need the advice of those they love to demean, rebuke, and insult? Why would they need the advice of those they love to call immature and inexperienced when it comes to women?

They feel they have women all figured out so I implore them to use all that wisdom and experience to get their wives to open their smelly holes for them to enter. It shouldn't be that hard, at least not for them 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️.


I understand your point, but be that as it may, people are still gonna get married.

Not everybody is gonna be MGTOW or celibate, some are gonna get married for the survival of our species.

The big and important question is, for some of us who have plans of getting married in the future, how do we avoid the pitfall of sexless martiages....or a situation where the wife has little or no desire for the husband except for his provisioning ability.

3 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by JerkyChan(m): 2:28pm On May 27, 2023
Adranidoo:
This might be associated with losing frame.

They go into marriage thinking thier's would be different only to see themselves in the reality.

Nothing really concern me with all those weak emasculated men and their relationship wahala sha, na their business.

The funny part is that when u try helping them by telling them a little bit of the female nature u become the "instant enemy" who don't want their marriage to work grin

Taaaaaa

Is it practically possible to maintain frame in marriage (especially monogamous settings) considering you have to devote most of your time and resources to sustaining the marriage...this can be likened to having a oneitis.

So how do we practically maintain frame in marriage?

4 Likes

Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by JerkyChan(m): 9:59am On May 27, 2023
Recently, there’s been an increase in the number of men coming out to complain about not getting enough sex in their marriages, for reasons that cannot be explained. Some having sex just once a month. That’s pathetic i must say.

Unlike a relationship where you can just break-up and find your way, marriage is more complicated. And attempting to get sex out outside, if not properly managed can escalate into something more serious. And in the western society, can cost you your livelihood.


So gentlemen in the house, what is the SOLUTION to this situation? And how can we prevent getting to that point of sexlessless in marriages?


Ubunja your opinion would be highly appreciated.

12 Likes

Gaming / Re: Clarion Call To All VR Gamers In Nigeria by JerkyChan(m): 5:19pm On May 25, 2023
ZenoteVR:
Is anyone still on this VR forum? I am an avid gamer with a VR Rig! 12th Generation water cooled i7, RTX 3080Ti Graphics card, 32 GB ram, 2 TB HDD. Quest 2 PCVR/STEAMVR over Airlink and let’s not forget the HaritoraX1 full body tracking kit . Please reach out for a virtual meet up - keen to meet up with like minded people

Jezzuz! Fucking beast.

Are you in Nigeria?
Romance / Re: What Can $5000 Do In Nigeria? Business Wise by JerkyChan(m): 2:01pm On Apr 05, 2023
Tadadobe:
So, one of my uncle recently relocated home after soem years in America. I'm a recent graduate and I've been doing poultry farming for some times now, but limited in finances. My uncle asked me to enumerate what $5000 can do for me as he is ready to support me with this amount.

What can this amount do? Is it too small to start with? Particularly, what other business can I do with this money

Buy a forex trading bot, with which you dont need to learn trading by yourself...you dont have to lose money.

The bot costs $500, then you fund your account with $4500. The bot will give you atleast $45 per day....that is $45 x 5 days (since forex market doesnt open weekends), weekly is $225 per week and $900 per month.


I'm not the owner of the bot o, just sharing info for those who care. I started using it recently myself on a $1000 account.

Good thing is that your capital is always secured.

Cheers.
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by JerkyChan(m): 9:37am On Mar 23, 2023
silaxx:
Cracked publisher rocket available

How much?
Romance / Re: I Have Figured Everything Out. My Most Important Thread. by JerkyChan(m): 10:35am On Mar 04, 2023
MadarasBlade:


A whole thot moved in circles, a master of masters.

Who are these evil beings, and how powerful are they?

No idea, but obviously very powerful. If they capture any soul, they'll keep it imprisoned until the soul expires.

I still dont understand the concept of moving in curves (circles) vs moving in angles.

1 Like

Romance / Re: I Have Figured Everything Out. My Most Important Thread. by JerkyChan(m): 8:48pm On Feb 23, 2023
Archtype:
please which book is this

The Emerald Tablet of Thot

5 Likes

Romance / Re: I Have Figured Everything Out. My Most Important Thread. by JerkyChan(m): 2:01pm On Feb 23, 2023
I remember the OP talking about a barrier around the earth to keep souls imprisoned here.

I've been doing some readings lately.

PS: OurTruth24 if you are reading this, please come back.

1 Like 1 Share

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have Ever Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Age? by JerkyChan(m): 1:20pm On Feb 22, 2023
Revolution2022:
Yes.Nigerian army,airforce,navy,customs and other government agencies have age limits.

That's understandable.

When you join you start mostly at a lower bank in your cadre and work your way up.

Imagine being a Lance Corporal at 45 years, or a Captain at 50? Thats way over the age on rank. So its better they take younger people who will serve for longer and build their careers.

2 Likes

Romance / Re: I Have Figured Everything Out. My Most Important Thread. by JerkyChan(m): 7:45pm On Feb 18, 2023
OurTruth24, please come and continue your posts, some of us are following you and learning seriously.

All these conversationists here, please keep your opinions to yourself or go open your own threads.

If you have a question(s), you can wait until the OP is done with his posts, then you can start bombarding him with questions.

You should know you're never gonna find all the answers you seek in one place, so rather allow the OP to finish, so you can gather as much knowledge as you can fron him.

8 Likes

Career / Re: Here Is What Different Berets Mean In The Nigerian Air Force by JerkyChan(m): 10:38pm On Jan 11, 2023
Odunayaw:
NAF Regiment guys have the insignia of their unit on their beret instead of NAF

If you say you know these folks in the picture personally, I cease to argue further

There was no argument to begin with.

The NAF SOF (Panthers) use the maroon beret you posted earlier.
The regiment as a trade (Bulwarks) use the black beret.
Ofcourse, the Panthers come from within the Bulwarks.

And yeah, I know them.
Career / Re: Here Is What Different Berets Mean In The Nigerian Air Force by JerkyChan(m): 8:57pm On Jan 11, 2023
Odunayaw:
Do me a favor. Post a picture of them in black beret

Surprise me

Happy days!

Career / Re: Here Is What Different Berets Mean In The Nigerian Air Force by JerkyChan(m): 7:49pm On Jan 11, 2023
Odunayaw:
No they don't. Beret is not the same as face caps

Wow. Just wow.
Career / Re: Here Is What Different Berets Mean In The Nigerian Air Force by JerkyChan(m): 1:49pm On Jan 11, 2023
Odunayaw:
Dark Red Beret is also used by members of the Air Force Special Operations community


All my years of observing the military. I have never seen a black beret in the Air force (They are in the Army)

And seeing that you also called them medics along with Red berets makes it seem fishy

Air Force Bulwarks (Regiment) personnel use black beret.
Career / Re: Here Is What Different Berets Mean In The Nigerian Air Force by JerkyChan(m): 1:48pm On Jan 11, 2023
Rubbishhh.....

The only one correct on the list is the white beret worn by Air Provost personnel.


Try doing research before you post, it is not illegal (yet).
Programming / Re: . by JerkyChan(m): 10:31pm On Jan 09, 2023
Sleekcode:


In a nutshell you're ChatGpt

No, I am better.

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (of 5 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2025 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 53
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.