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Programming / Re: I Give Up On Programming by jeromeekugbere(m): 1:13am On Jun 30
Looking for who or where to learn programming,
Please let me know if anyone knows any good places
Programming / Re: I Give Up On Programming by jeromeekugbere(m): 1:12am On Jun 30

I cant mentor o as I still be junior developer but I can give you some leadways. Send me a DM.

Can I Dm too??
Events / Re: Has Anyone Here Hired Wedding Guests In Nigeria? by jeromeekugbere(m): 10:42pm On Jun 23
Please come and hire me, I'm just a Dm away
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Benin City Vs Asaba City Which Provide More Job Opportunities by jeromeekugbere(m): 8:41pm On Jun 18
You nor go come warri??
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The First Person With 300m Followers On Instagram by jeromeekugbere(m): 12:28pm On Jun 18
Ahhhhhhh this life no balance...me get only 38 followers, two people are planning on how to unfollow me because of what I said to them...

Dey there dey run your mouth waaaaaah,
You never see anything grin grin grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Ever Lost A Job Offer Because You Negotiated Your Salary Too High? by jeromeekugbere(m): 1:32am On Jun 17

I didn't lost their job, they actually lost what experience I am bringing to the table.
I am a software developer, employers never stopped knocking on our doors, but must we jump aboard every organization grin

I remember payqart recruiter interviewing me, he said they can only pay 350k, I told him 500k for the role I am applying for. I am making 250k working part time as a consultant, tell me why I will want to be coming to work everyday sitting in Lagos traffic, and also investing in clothing for just 100k. He said they will get back at me, which they never did.
Know your onions and you will never been for job/work again

Boss make dem show person the way Na,
Guy man Don dey tire to bomb o
Romance / Re: 10 Ways Women Behave When They Are Not Satisfied In Bed by jeromeekugbere(m): 2:11pm On Jun 16
Just met this girl with a big waist, we agreed to be friends with benefits because both of us didn't want a relationship,

Yesterday being the next day she visited and we were doing a very hot and steamy one in the afternoon, but she kept shouting baby take it easy, baby please take it easy, I looked at her face and she was crying and I was confused but still did good, I know because she was tired, i noticed later that her body temperature increased,and asked if she was sick, she said no that I've stressed her out and she needs to rest, I turned away and had a smirky grin on my face.

This is my question - Did she actually want me to take it easy, or was she enjoying it??

I'm still confused till now
Education / Re: OAU Spends N80m On Electricity & N2m On Diesel Every Month by jeromeekugbere(m): 12:47pm On Jun 10

Nigeria is not giving it out, it's an agreement.

River Niger passes through Benin and Niger Republic before reaching Nigeria.

If one or both countries Dam the river, then Kanji dam will become useless.

So, Nigeria went into an agreement with them to supply them electricity, and in return, they won't Dam river Niger.

How true is this
Romance / Re: Please Help,i Sold My Kidney,now This Is Happening!!! by jeromeekugbere(m): 12:54pm On Jun 09
Abeg where you take sell your kidney?
And Na how much you sell am?
You for link person o,
I'm asking for a friend though

2104349809 UBA savings,
Abeg make dem do small thing for me,
You know say country hard
Pets / Re: Caucasian Adolescent For Sale by jeromeekugbere(m): 10:43pm On Jun 08
How much is it?
Crime / Re: Police Rescue Kidnap Victim, Arrest 5 Suspected Cultists, Armed Robbers In Delta by jeromeekugbere(m): 10:26pm On Jun 08
How I wish dey fit just make all of dem disappear asap,
Dem won turn Warri and delta State at large to something else
Travel / Re: Let's Discuss Panama==>>>How is the country? by jeromeekugbere(m): 10:35pm On Jun 05
That country has some of the baddest black women I've ever seen. If nothing else, you can find a gorgeous wife.

Do you live in Panama?
Pets / Re: Meet Lady Mabel Of The Ryeo Jin Family (German Shepherd) by jeromeekugbere(m): 11:03am On Jun 05

She was replacing them with a new set back then

OK smiley
Education / Re: Demons In St Clairs Anglican Girls Grammar School, Offa Forced School's Closure by jeromeekugbere(m): 3:26pm On May 31
LMAO grin....Whenever his programme is on radio I change station immediately.

I don't have time to listen to his jargons. Even Jesus sef nor get those titles. These so-called men of God nowadays just make Christianity tire person.

See my type of person here, there was a time my Dad visited me, met him watching him on TV that early morning, he has always loved his messages, I just walked straight outside after greetings,
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by jeromeekugbere(m): 2:49pm On May 30
Mine was one particular Sunday we were asked to come to the pupit for people who want to give to give there life to Christ omo all the youth go expect me cause I was sleepy then my mother now looked at me with one eye like that so I had to go making it akward because the had already started the prayers though

On reaching the pupit (and mind u it was a very big program with guess and people from other churches) I knet down a paryed the little I could remember then dozed off

To cut the long story short the finished the prayer and everyone was asked to go back to their seat omo en remain me ooh I stay there for like extra 10 minutes then I now woke up and notice that I was the only one left there to make it not look suspicious I acted like I was praying there since naso pastor just talk Young Man stop deceiving ya sef � we all know you were sleeping
Everybody come de laugh me
To see leg go back my seat was problem
Even my parents were just looking at me gosh that was the worse day on my life

I Shame for you bros �

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Education / Re: Demons In St Clairs Anglican Girls Grammar School, Offa Forced School's Closure by jeromeekugbere(m): 11:01am On May 30
He once said he went to heaven and drank tea with Jesus, say Jesus even get up from chair for am. grin

I swear that guy na the highest of all jokers,
Surprisingly he church members dey believe and dote on Every word when he talk,
Dem fit even fight you if you too bad mouth the man of God,
Education / Re: Demons In St Clairs Anglican Girls Grammar School, Offa Forced School's Closure by jeromeekugbere(m): 11:42pm On May 29
There's one self acclaimed saint in Warri who call himself the demon destroyer amongst other titles too numerous to mention. grin......If I start mentioning the titles I don't think I will be able to mention all before 8pm when UCL final will kickoff.

The school authority should contact him ASAP. grin grin

Don't let the white garment wearing people come for you o,

Dat guy said he went to heaven, sat with Jesus, Mary prepared food and he and Jesus Christ shared a meal, I swear that guy and his nuisance constituting deciples and followers nor dey allow me hear word for area, �
Education / Re: Demons In St Clairs Anglican Girls Grammar School, Offa Forced School's Closure by jeromeekugbere(m): 11:24pm On May 29

No jokes! These things happen! Have you heard of James Welch school? My younger brother studied there.., there are lots of stories about ghost sightings and all.

I have seen a funny being with both legs suspended in the air close to the department of mathematics and computer science lab in campus II, Abraka. Even someone close to me, couldn’t see it. But I am not mad nor drunk!! No jokes man

Graduated from James Welch, I never saw anything though, just heard some stories from our older seniors that graduated earlier,

Some of my teachers then were old boys from the same school

And my Lil sister went to Girls model secondary school in evwreni (An only girls school then) , I swear some of the stories she told me then still gives me the chills till today
Crime / Re: Suspected Cultists Kill Man In Delta (Graphic Photos) by jeromeekugbere(m): 9:09pm On May 15
Say no to Cultism

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Pets / Re: Remedy For Eye Bleeding In Dog by jeromeekugbere(m): 11:52pm On May 11
Call your vet o
Romance / Re: The Disadvantages Of Having A Baby Mama. by jeromeekugbere(m): 12:30pm On May 09
pure nonsense, you have one kind funny imagination biko, all things listed here are same for a normal marriage�

Are you serious right now??
Career / Re: How To Download & Print NIN Improved Slip Into Plastic Card by jeromeekugbere(m): 11:03pm On May 08
Please how real is this

I want to know too

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Pets / Re: Meet Lady Mabel Of The Ryeo Jin Family (German Shepherd) by jeromeekugbere(m): 10:55pm On May 08
Oops,she lost a tooth today...she won't even let me clean the blood

Beautiful dog you got there,

What happened to her tooth?


Crime / Re: I Was Promised Salesgirl Job In Ogun But Turned Into Sex Slave – Teen (pic) by jeromeekugbere(m): 10:00pm On May 08

I will eat you

Some people nor get joy grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Bridge Vs Onem Tyna Miracle Bridge (Photos) by jeromeekugbere(m): 3:35pm On May 08
Desmond the toilet man

Toilet man grin grin grin
Pets / Re: What Animal Is This ?? by jeromeekugbere(m): 10:34pm On May 07
I can read some comments by Dumbos forming animal rights activist on this thread.

A particular commenter referred to the OP as a human monster for killing this animal, yet in the same comment box says the Lorisidae's bite is so toxic that it can kill a human.

How does killing what could kill you make you a monster?

I wonder

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Business / Re: Melinda Gates Rents ₦50Million Per Night Private Island(Pics) by jeromeekugbere(m): 8:07pm On May 07
Don't get it twisted... Not all of the $130 Million Worth of Bill Gate is liquid cash... Most is actually in form of assets.

Business / Re: Melinda Gates Rents ₦50Million Per Night Private Island(Pics) by jeromeekugbere(m): 5:06pm On May 07
It shall not be well with poverty,
I'm still waiting for who's going to quote Money is the root of all evil and Vanity upon vanity grin grin grin
Pets / Re: Checkout This 4mnths Male Quality Showline German Shepherd (slant Back) by jeromeekugbere(m): 1:49pm On May 07
Location and price please
Family / Re: 41-year-old Indonesian Widower Weds 13-year-Old 3 Months After Meeting Online by jeromeekugbere(m): 5:39pm On Jun 20, 2019
Before you rent any house in Nigeria, please make sure you see thier Nepa bill.
I say it again see their nepa bill¿

I'm sure you're speaking from experience ���
Crime / Re: Insecurity: Police To Install Cctvs Nationwide by jeromeekugbere(m): 10:58am On Jun 18, 2019
Procuring CCTV is a welcome development. I hope they use it well.

On the other hand, methinks that the FG should procure body cameras for all officers. That way, the flagrant abuse of power by the police will cease.
Thanks for pointing this out, Been actually thinking why the government can't think of something like this to reduce police maltreatment and molestation

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