I only put on my Gen to charge my gadgets and pump wwater, then whenever I want to bleep

One girl come visit me for afternoon, she nor gree make I bleep but she dey complain of heat, na once I root hand fan come outside, she shock once

I'm interested, is it free??

oshaosha2014:
But you can earn money chatting. Hola me let me show you the way.

I'm not sure no. 6 is right, The Vagina can get loose, it can get overused I've carried one or two girls that my arm could've fitted in there

The only problem he's facing is the SEC, they're holding some of the Cash and there's no new money coming in coz nobody invested after the SEC report, and we all know he needs money to pay investors their ROI,
I've been wondering if all his little investments can make enough profits to pay his investors their ROI Every month,
I'm very glad I didn't invest even though a particular human rights activists who sells garri on Facebook assured us and promoted him on Facebook, And FYI this said activist is looking for investors who will pump money into his garri business too


Everything we have God gave us

I heard the stories at home being one of the neighboring community, it's either cult related, an angered ex or a business deal gone wrong,

My only problem is the little innocent boy, may his soul rest in peace

Okay

Kingosytex:


Immediately. The manager ordered the cashier to pay in the money into the account.

I hope they paid your friend his money,

Kingosytex:


You for use hot slap reset her senses.
Some of the bank tellers are very rude. Some years ago in UNN, a friend went into the bank to pay his rent, he gave the cash and the account details to the cashier, only for the cashier to pay in the money into another account.

My guy checked the receipt and saw name discrepancy, he alerted the cashier and told her that she paid the money into a wrong account.

The lady disregarded him and echoed "next person" for the next customer to come.

My guy jumped up on the structure that separates customers from cashiers and gave the lady a very hot slap.

Everybody gathered, the securities were alerted and in a jiffy the manager came down. My guy was fuming to high heavens, only God knew how he got that 85k because his landlord has been on his neck, and bet9ja had dealt with him.

The manager came and asked what the matter was, my friend explained everything to him and even gave him the account details he wanted the money to be paid into. The man was very furious, he instructed the cashier to pay in the money immediately.

I raised this story because some cashiers can really be annoying.

May God help us

Hausa:
Yeah... wild porn.

The lady was smoking cigarettes with her genitals??
Which kind wierd porn be that

Hausa:
Late 2000s...

1. Mumsi saw a nylon of condoms in my back pocket that was shared at someone's birthday. Left it in my jean back pocket for days without a care in the world and even forgot about it.
The next time I saw it was during Christmas in the village. She saw it, took it, and travelled with it to the village during Christmas to tell her people.

2. Woke up in the middle of the night to notice my mumsi singing Christian songs and lamenting. I checked and couldn't find my phone.
Apparently, I was watching porn and slept off. She came back, saw it and... Omo. She didn't wake me. But soon as I woke up I knew I had screwed up.
It was a bad porn cos the lady was using her genitals to smoke a cigarette. Mumsi must've seen it. She seized the phone and wouldn't give me back.
I seized her phone till she released it.
It was a sad situation.

Living life on the fast lane,this kind unfortunate scenerios dey make me think twice about driving

May y'all rest in peace

Does God really own the church, if yes then why have some pastors succeeded in selling churches, I know a pastor that sold a church to pay off debts and I still know another one that sold a church when he and his family were making plans of relocating abroad, and not that these pastors built the church with their own money o, the church members were the main benefactors and yes these two scenerios happened in warri, Delta State

preshyusufu:
The reason the church is not growing is because the Pastor, sees the church as his own. The church belong to God. God said in his word, i will build my church and the gates of hell shall not prevail.

This is a good one, I'm happy for our South western family,. But since the article wasn't so elaborate, I just hope he's out and free

Say no to war, would have been better if both of both of them made compromises before the war,

At least the can still negotiate and make peace now

I'm very sure the war isn't favoring any of them

How true is this??

NwaAmaikpe:




Do not shortchange yourself with this premarital sex nonsense.

Conji kills.
Have sex responsibly or just masturbate.

Excessive semen retention can make your scrotal sac so heavy and once the spring suspending the sac snaps because it's hydraulic release has not been serviced by frequent ejaculation....all hell will be let loose, sperm will flow into your artery and mix with oxygenated blood and get circulated round your body.

Sometimes the sperm gets to your lungs and even your ears, nostrils, your brain or it becomes the pus in the acne, boils and pimples on your skin.

Well, this is what my mom told me, that's why till this day, I always lick my catarrh just to taste it and be sure that it is not sperm coming out of my nostrils.

The way some people like quarrel for this nairaland ehn, sometimes I go dey feel as if na here Russian and Ukraine take dey fight their war

Na only once you Bleep for 8 months??
The only way this is right is if the cruise when she dey use you dey catch na long distance,
But I'm very sure it's not since you mentioned that she gives you plate to lick all the time,

Why are you feeding a horse you're not riding na??
If nobody don tell you before, make I tell you now, nor b only dey, Una fit reach like 5 when dey dig the hole,
Nor ask her if she dey cheat on you, but for your own peace of mind, just break it off or just take am say nor be only you dey.
Like wetin my guy tell me sometime ago, na only when your girl dey with you she be your own, the moment she leaves your house, she belongs to the world, except say you Don marry her, But these days I dey fear some married women too

Pasima:
For 8 months we are dating na only once I bleep her and since she keep given me pussy to suck. I always give her money yet I don't see the love

Movies

The Lord of the rings trilogy
The hobbit trilogy
The matrix trilogy
The godfather trilogy
The Bourne trilogy
The pirate of the Caribbean trilogy
The Irishman
The Goodfellas
Scarface
Heat
The devil's advocate
Scent of a woman
Pulp fiction
One flew over the cuckoo's nest
Back to the future
The Shawshank redemption
Django unchained
The wolf of wall street
Coming to America
Apocalypse now
Source code
Leon the professional
Inception
Interstellar
The good, the bad and the ugly
The Inglorious bastards
The mask
Deadpool
No country for old men
Taxi driver
Jojo rabbit
Good will hunting
Casino
The revenant
Schindler's list
The pianist
Se7en
Shutter island
Get rich or die trying
8 mile

Series-
Breaking Bad
The wire
The Big bang theory
Friends
Billions
The blacklist
Silicon valley
Ballers
The Peaky Blinders
Power
24
Suit
Better call Saul
Game of thrones except the last season
Vikings
Grey's anatomy, the first 10 seasons were nice until they killed off Patrick Dempsey, Eric Dane while Isaiah Washington and Sara Ramirez Left, plus the show ran for 18 seasons which most people found tiring

I will though, thank you

DanielAlhassan:
I pray to

But I will advice you make inquiries before boarding a train

Sorry about your experience, I plan on using the train on a trip from warri to Abj soon, I just hope everything is working well now, I pray make I nor pass through this kind wahala

DanielAlhassan:
I traveled from kaduna to Lagos via train

2018

The experience was bad

From the moment the train started moving
The train started showing sign

Before we reach niger state they have repair the train more than ten time

Before we got to south Western States

The train refuse to move

Journey of two days took us a more than a week

I promise myself that I will never enter Nigeria train no matter what

Correct guy �

Nwibii:

Yeah i took it but she never gave me the balance again. So we move

I hope you're a preacher of love

Pharaoh4rin:
I'm in a queue right now in a bank. Some of the comments got me laugh out so loud everybody turned to look at me... Chaiii! Naija, we too glorify sex.

Me, the way I hurt girls during sex keep them groaning in pain so much they can't say anything meaning except... I'm bleeding, ... You're hurting me.... I want to go and pee abeggg

I hope you take am sha, if na me I go rush am, coz that's more than what I've ever gotten

Nwibii:
Yeah but not upto what she promised during service

Seriously this is getting out of hand, i just hope there's a way the 2 brothers can work out their differences,

How I wish the west can stand for peace with the same enthusiasm they're using in supplying weapons to Ukraine.

War is never the answer

I stand for peace ✌️

At least you got something na :

Nwibii:
Yeah they do too

My ex in our University days promised to pay my fees till we graduate if I could give her what I gave her the first round.
Quess what? second round was more than the first, but she only gave me half of the fees and promised to complete it by next semester but nothing come out again.

Everything for the gram and the bag �


Socialite and businessman, Pretty Mike stormed a party event with three women wearing animal masks, IGBERETV reports.

He shared the photos and video with the caption;



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24 anytime, anyday, Kiefer Sutherland was amazing

For real??

In as much as I'd love to be positive, this seems Like a future impossible tense �

YellowMayor:
Nigeria can surprise the world and win this coming world cup

Yes you're right, I've stopped him from using debits cards since then, he has no business using what he doesn't understand, he learnt his lessons the hard way and he now withdraw cash the old fashioned way, by going personally to the bank then using a teller

SportsHD:

I'm guessing he was a victim to those bvn fraudsters that call people to get their debic card details?

No, she slim die, I come later dey wonder were all the food when she dey shop since morning enter for her body

KayCee92:


is she fat?

I'm not sure this is right, my Dad banks with Union and his account was wiped clean last year after his Debit card serial number, Security number and expiry date was compromised last year,

SportsHD:
Avoid banks that are prone to fraud, banks like Access, uba, first, gtb, eco, zenith and the rest. Go and open you a union bank. Buhari's share in that bank is making it one of the best and still standing banks in Nigeria.

With all due respect, I'm very sure you saw all these while you were dating but you didn't care because of big yansh and big breasts