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jumper524:
you still in love with her that's why.
It's normal to be foolish attimes.
I do call my ex but I never really got into them.
Deleting their numbers looks outrightly foolish.

How?
Is it not better to let them go than to engage in an unwholesome entanglement?

IyaTola:
Check your body hygiene

Are you trying to say that I'm dirty?
Mind yourself oooo.

Pathfinder2090:
This foolish dreamer with nonsense post again😂

I will slap you.

format9798:
It simply implies that you are in a r/ship that's working fine with a lady who has assumed a position of leading the r/ship. This could be financially, emotionally, or otherwise. However, the moment u were given the opportunity to lead in order to play ur role as a man, u messed things up badly. Nobody could remedy the mess except the lady in question. And she did this by forgiving you. She gave u another chance, which is even better than the first.

So motorcycle na relationship?

Your interpretation make small sense shaa.

Nicepoker:
You will end up as the woman in any relationship you are about going into.

Kai. Stop saying nonsense. You drink sniper nii?

Beuberry:
Samgo that's cute like one pastor of our time. He nor fit do anything. Garage boys sef go free woman if she pepper sprayed dem.

This girl, you don turn street ahbi?

ChybuzzDD:
Maybe, alcohol has succeeded in enlarging your abdomen, giving them a false impression that you're a big man

I will slap you oooo. I dey play with you?

Beuberry:
Find me a other thing. Hunger ll bite you hard this Christmas season sotey you won't see house chop free food.

You're too late.
Na Shango go knack you o'nde wey go open your legs for garage boys to fvck you anyhow.

Beuberry:
If you don't blv in him why you use his name swear?
Ogun is t related to thunder anyways. Sango us the one that do thunder, spits fire and creates lightening.
He's very muscular, cute & weave hair like Pst Jimmy Odukoya.

You're crushing on this guy.
Hope you have not been masturbating with his pishure?
Anyways, I don't give a Shi!t. Satisfy your fantasies. I crush on Tonto Dike and DJ cuppy too. That cuppy bwess is always giving horni and sweet vibez to my pen!!s. Chai!

Beuberry:
Ogun is dead since approximately 1000 years ago. So he nor fit kill again.
Find me a other thing.

Shey you Yorubas still believe in his thunder.

Gaddafih001:
I thought you are dead and gone 💀

Gadafii:
If you had rizz, you could have still bagged that pusse, okafors law never fails

Calling an ex especially one whom did do bad in your books is not a bad idea, but if she’s a cheat, toxic, lazy and dirty, cut her loose

That’s why I don’t break up with any of my girls, if I notice she has started acting like ogbanje I will give her space and withdraw silently so that later in the future I can easily reinitiate conversations with her again, some exs dey fine after separation sha

So both of you are Gadaffis? Wow!

sulakishop:
Children of these days sef.

Go and work hard and make money

If I vex for you ehhhh, na ant wey get dagger go cut your manho.od

Beuberry:
He who saw money in the dream should work hard to avoid hunger in reality. Eni rowo e loju ala, esofun pe ko tepa mose re nitori ebi.
Don't mislead the op cos he never dreamt any dream. He's an attention seeking boy!

Are you even really?
You ths girl, I will slap you oooo.

Beuberry:
Since that carrot dîck Daddy Freeze posted the lazy inducing video if men to be lacy under women, most men are becoming docile in Nigeria. That's why some of us prefer whites. Less drama, successful people.
Jeromestarks, ya dream is invitation to hunger.

But you know say na Ogun go kill you las las ahbi?

yarimo:
na lie, where are pictures and videos of you broking up with her

I should show you video of breakup? I will slap you oooo.

Lee99:
If she's not a virgin then you're a fool, ask me why

He's been manipulated.

Why are these Islamic terrorists underground. Are they rodents?

kkins25:
must be 16 year olds. If you're above 20 then ....May god help us!

I will slap you.

Freelancerr:
If you feel like an idiot then you are an idiot

I will slap you. Who gave you the right to insult me?

1Sharon:
What happened to your virgin gf?

We broke up. [ Don't ask me how or why. Just take it the way I said it] .

Adewale1603:
which lady were you thinking about before you slept last night? As Joseph the dream interpreter, what the dreams means it that, someone is going to empower you with some amount of capital to start up a business of your own, the rest now rely on you, on how well you can manage the business well without it crashing or crumbling. Because you've once manage someone else business before and it was ruined and crumbled (in the case when you broke the lady's motorcycle, that was why the lady bought a new motorcycle and specially gave it to you, and said it now belongs to you, if you like spoil it again like you previously did)

I was actually thinking of a lady whom I asked out but refused. However, she wasn't the one I saw in the dream oooo.

Mr. Joseph de dreamer, If the money comes this year like you predicted, I will credit your account.

yarimo:
slap abi ?

Holy ghoooost....

SporaD8:
...and He will need to submit totally to such woman advice and direction.
Trying to claim superiority will make things go south!

Quick question -
Are you a man or a woman?

phintohlar:
I wish i can also call my ex now and say this to him

Me: Hello
Him: Hello
Me: I just want to tell you that you're a jackshit guy... And I'll just end the call

You're pained.

Kloenboi:
Rat nor dey forget him old hole

African proverb.

Gadafii:
If you had rizz, you could have still bagged that pusse, okafors law never fails

Calling an ex especially one whom did do bad in your books is not a bad idea, but if she’s a cheat, toxic, lazy and dirty, cut her loose

That’s why I don’t break up with any of my girls, if I notice she has started acting like ogbanje I will give her space and withdraw silently so that later in the future I can easily reinitiate conversations with her again, some exs dey fine after separation sha

U talk sense.
One bottle of COVID-19 for you.

yarimo:
Op okada in a dream hian

I will slap you.

Zaheertyler:
LoL
Manifest it then

How do I do that?

obinna58:
Somewhere inside your heart you’re wanting to dig her again but your mental capacity is unable to understand and agree to it bcoz it’s against your principle

It happened to be an involuntary action

Are you a psychiatrist?

Zaheertyler:
A woman will change your life

Change?
For good right?

Bcuz, I still want to buy a house this year oooo.

I was scrolling through my contacts tonight and I saw my ex's number so , I called my ex (...very dumb move).

We talked and talked about how we weren't meant for each other.

Our conversation read in part:
Me: I thought you won't pick my call.

Her: why won't I? I don't have any problem with you and you didn't offend me.

Me: hmmmm so, what can make you not to pick my call?

She: if you ask any of my sisters out.

Me: 🤣 . We didn't work. Maybe I and your sister will work.

Her: I don't want you around any of my family.

Me: This is why we never happened. You're too jealous. Okay bye. It's better we go separate ways (.... Foolish thing to say on my path).


Her: Better. If you don't want to talk to me anymore, fine. But I will still visit your mother whenever I want to.




I just said good night and hung up.

I feel like an idiot right now.

I don't know why I called her sef. I'm angry with myself. I shouldn't have made that call.


Please always delete your ex 's number and move on.

lecturerdabo:
Your relationship is going to experience some turbulence which may likely come from you but if you two work on it rightly, it will become the envy of many!

Be prayerful.

You have insight.
Go ye and open a church or a mosque (as the case maybe).