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Zonefree:
The motorcycle represent pregnancy.

The first motorcycle is the pregnancy she aborted.
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After calling several men to accept the pregnancy which they denied, she got no option than to abort it and get pregnant again.

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She now pinned the pregnancy on you, maybe cos you're a SIMPle man by nature.

You ehhh. Once you hearing 'woman' , your brain will just go to pregnancy. Why are you like this naa.

Pathfinder2090:
It means you have entered one chance
In other words you will be an Okada man in the nearest future😌

You know it's Ogun dat will kill u las las.

rainz:
Something Good is coming.

It is well.

[ Don't judge me for posting it here. I did not know where to post this].

I saw that I was sitting with a lady as she was riding a motorcycle. I didn't know where we were going shaaa. Suddenly, she stopped and I offered to ride the motorcycle. Then, somehow, I broke the lady's motorcycle when I tried to ride it.

She called people to fix it but they couldn't so she bought another one.

I was beside her when she made the choice of the motorcycle she wanted to buy.

Next thing I saw was that she was telling me that the new motorcycle is for me. That is, she bought the new motorcycle for me.


Biko, what does this dream mean?

Who has Seyi Tinubu's phone number?
Or any means I can contact and reach him personally?

Please drop it here.

CoronaVirusPro:



Fvck Israel!

Hamas looked for trouble that is bigger than them.
Islam is a coward religion. They only attack when their opponent is sleeping. When the real fight comes, you see them crying like bush monkeys.

That's how they attacked my family house in the north when everyone was sleeping.
Nonsense.

LeoDeKing:
So what's wrong with the aircraft?

Is it that it can't fly high or its engine use to stop in tha air.

Because, of all vehicles, buying fairly used aircraft should be the last in the mind of wealthy Nigerians.

If you no get money to buy aircraft, no be by force.

You will just be thinking as if your brain is leaking.

Obi is a Hippocrate.

Oxb90:
E mean say you are a potential governor of your state. I hope you are a politician.

The funny thing is that I am not. Not currently shaa.

superCleanworks:
only you

Waytin happen?

Alia should just be in the side of Jagaban and that all. Nothing can touch him. Once Jagaban is with you, you can fight anybody in Nigeria and win.
Quote me anywhere. I have spoken.

When you go to see someone in the office and s/he came out to meet you at the reception or waiting room, does it mean the person respects you or does it mean that the person sees you as someone not worthy to be invited into the office?

People (big people) always come out of their offices to meet me whenever I go to see them.
Like, when I was a student in the uni, I went to see the VC and he came out of his office to meet me at the waiting room. We discussed and I left.

There was a time I went to see one of these House of Assembly members. When he was informed that I was around, the guy came out of this office to meet me where I was asked to wait for him. I was wondering why he didn't invite me in. Though it was my first time of visiting him and we weren't friends. I went on personal visit.

Another one happened when I went to visit a first-class chief in my state. When his secretary told him I was in the waiting room, this man came out to meet me there. I greeted him and after passing my message, I left.

Last week, I went to see a professor. I was sitting, still in the waiting room when this man came out to meet me. He is the DG of one Federal Agency here in Nigeria.


They never invited me into their offices. Why?

Those of you who know about office rules abi na office management, waitin e mean say big man stand up come meet you outside instead make him invite you inside him office?

mekus15:
If there is no mind but brain, how are all the information we have in our brain stored. Are they stored as concrete material entities or as immaterial entities? If for instance, I have an image of a building in my brain, if someone scans my brain, will he see the image of the building exactly the way I conceived it?

Electromagnets.
Everything is electromagnetic just as information stored in computer hard drive.

And yes. If the scanner used the right device which can interpret the electromagnetic waves in your brain, it will see the image of the building exactly the way you saw it.

There's no mind.

A computer has a CPU. Your body has a brain. Simple.

When they get sad bcuz you bought something

Quality20:
is there anything that destroys ladies more than illicit sex at a very young age?

Yes. Alcohol!

Good one on the groom's path.

If you allow male friends hang around your woman, you're the greatest fo.ol of all time.

Once she starts receiving unending calls from male friends, just remove anything called commitment from your heart and start looking for another girl.
Don't break up with any girl with anger: keep fvcking her until you find another woman. When you do, simply ghost the first idiot. When she complains , tell her you need time. Oti lo.

Guys guys guys!
Why are you guys fuming as if the sky is about to split open?
It's just sex na. A child having sex does not mean she is a criminal or a cultist. She didn't hurt anyone.

Please let's focus on why Peter Obi is pained by anything FG does and leave girls having sex alone.

It's just sex. Nothing more.

Antiparty?
PDP is not even a party to begin with.

They can never win any election in Nigeria.

Oya sope oti loooooo.

mii4u:
Would u have preferred she died in captivity?

Na u talk am ooo

jamesversion:
I know someone who 'divorced' his wife after she was kidnapped for 2weeks and later released.

The kidnappers tooks turns on her while in their custody.

He didn't legally divorce her but he distanced himself from her sexually and got a side chick. They just existed in the house because of the kids.

He should have ditched her legally.
He will simply say "I feel threatened in the marriage. I want a divorce" simple.

What is he doing with such a woman? Tueh.
Please advise him to throw her out ASAP.

soccerlite:
How much is davido giving Israel that he's prostrating

Moreover this ajuri

The money he has seen since May 29 2023 his immediate family altogether might not have seen it

Ajuri is wise.

Zonefree:
Mosquito calling itself bird

But you know say you no well shaa.

People dey kill snakes, this one go kill rubber ring.

Damian911:
Bro you're wicked you're not supposed to say this, imagine what will happen to young virgin Palestine girls they're not supposed to die. You ought to be on the sides of young virgin girls from both sides!

Yeah yeah.
We remain pro-virgins 😁.
But what good is a virgin terrorist?😒
Tueh.

lilyheaven:
But I thought both party will enjoy the Bleep

Somehow.

EquitableTech:
At the bold...This same tactics is what Fullani marauders are using to attack their victims...theyy are cowards who can't face you one on one to fight. They'll rather come in the dead of the night when everyone is asleep, inflict pains and run back into the bush to hide.

I have never seen such coward people in my entire life.

Very stupid cowards.
Mohammed started this nonsense. That was how he was sneaking up on innocent villagers during the early ages. He claimed he was fight jahad . Idiots.

The world said "cease fire" but Hamaz still launched attack. Islam just like attacking you when you're sleeping. That's their best strategy.
The sneak up on you and bite you.
If you are not sleeping, Islam can't win you.
Nigerians need to wakeup too.

Hamaz killed them. Hamaz started this war. Hamaz brought death to the people of Gaza.

The people of Gaza deserve to die because they were rejoicing when Hamaz launch the first strike and killed over 1400 innocent Israelis.

Hamiltonii:
Is Cancer your birth sign?

Gemini.

fuck419:
Our useless politicians with all the monies they steal on daily basis, they can't invest in our country, it's foreign countries that are investing. After now, some idiots would remember later that it's their land.

Invest in your country, no. Na only to build hotels everywhere they're good at. Nonsense.

You know your leaders.
U know their names.
You know where they stay.
You know their offices.
Why not meet them and talk to them instead of ranting online like a lost parrot?
If you can't say it to their faces, you're a useless child of a senseless father.

I saw a movie with this name as its title.

Artiiclebeast:
Buses to ply decrepit roads.

A so-called priest who can't distinguish himself from a poorly-rated Ortom in performance and securing the lives and properties of his citizens is a failure in my opinion.

Cluelessness at it's best.

You're a dog.