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I know a Corp members who said his entire allawee is not up to his house rent.

Many finished the program without having a koko in their account.

Some of the female corp members are now into oloshorism. Once they post any female corp member to your school and you're the principal, her toto is yours. I repeat, her pvssy is yours. Grap it. Take it. And fvck it.

CJStarz:
A huge difference between movies and reality.
Na for movie Jackie Chan go jump from a Skyscraper and as him wan land,na so one Dangote truck go dey pass d road and so he go land on top gidigbaa, come continue dey run dey jump from one Dangote truck to another.
Try am for reality nah

🤣 No be small Dangote truck. You actually made me laugh this morning.

One bottle of COVID-19 for you.

Trizyd:
Its known in that occult by several names, the person who popularized the concept called it O.B.E.. Out of body experience. It's called Astal projection, mirroring....

Fundernmtaly, it's was said we humans exists beyond this universe; where the ABSOLUTE created.

Is it possible?
Or is it their brains playing tricks on them.

Woodshot:
Please don't slap me but if you end slapping everyone here who's gonna contribute to this thread with a burning cheek ? A promising Thread but You just wanna spoil it .

I will still slap you las las.

Trizyd:
CIA did a research on it years ago. It's been declassified now. "Project Gateway"

You made a useful contribution.
One bottle of COVID-19 for you.

ruggedtimi:
which kind moral lesson, fubara no get boss as the Governor of a state. U be governor another man dey appoint 98% of ur workers for you. Na person make wike governor..

Sharap before I slap you.
If Wike "made" himself governor, why can't Fubara make himself governor too if he doesn't want to have a boss?

Wike has bosses, you don't just know the because you're way too stu.pid to understand. No one is self made in this life.

Geovanni412:
No one can answer this question for you

It is something only you can answer




Your post on illicit drugs, albeit, a joke holds the clue to your answer

If you can find DMT or Mushroom and smoke it, you'll have an out-of- body experience

I suggest you read these writeups:
https://www.nairaland.com/6485176/im-no-longer-atheist-dmt
https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dd52796e-5935-414e-af0c-de9686d02afa

Sounds crazy.

sulakishop:
Stop watching films above your age rating.

Try cartoons

I will slap you.

KingSadeeq:
Its very easy bro, I leave my body all the time anytime I want. I can teach you how to do it too.

No thanks. I like to remain alive but let's hear you out.

illicit:
I saw a movie where one guy beat 59 people up

Is that real or what?

🤕

Illicit drugs like you. I will slap you oooo.

Offpointng:
Based on ma old woman true life story, yeah left her body, moved around and came back

She told you the story or you're just being off point?

Wantedmiller:
Sir, please what is the offense of Fubara?

My name is jeromestarks. I am not the one Fubara is fighting. Ask Wike.

iamtardey:
Wetin? No be jamb question you dey ask so?

I will slap you.

falcon01:
I'm asking the age to know how to answer you.

Now you know.

iamtardey:
Interesting 🤔 fr tho I dig you

What is "fr tho"
Na wa oooo. How una take pass WAEC?

falcon01:
how old are you?

Old enough to impregnate a woman through her vagina.

Now say what you've got to say before I slap you.

Blake755:
Forget this your lesson abeg even wike no feel back down for his boss if he was in fubara shoes

Wike took time to grow his influence before facing his predecessor.

Fubara came in and started rushing for power like an idiot. Is that the way to seize power? NO!!!

MEEVEET:
Only a coward can say this

Fubara has 5 members they can sit and pass budget.
. Anyone who doesn't like it can approach the court simple

It's like you lack political wit.

1. I saw a scene where Doctor strange leaves his body in the hospital bed and his soul (or spirit) fights one other spirit like that.

In one spiderman movie, Dr. Strange hits Spiderman and his spirit starts to float in the air. Then Peter swims through the air back into his body.

2. I also saw a movie in which a woman leaves her body and spies on her husband as he cheats on her with his secretary in his office.

3. I have even seen Nollywood movies where a man's spirit will be walking around the house and at some point, returns back into his body.


I can't help but wonder if these things are possible.
Can you actually leave your body behind and move through space and time?

Fubara is gone.


Moral lesson: NEVER FIGHT YOUR BOSS.

Kill and aota of commitment you have for her. Kill the future you have for her. Kill every good plans you have for her. Kill the love you have for. But continue fvcking her until you find another girl.


Let your mouth forgive her but never allow your heart to forgive her. The day you find another girl or the day she ends up in hospital, that's the day you should abandon her.

A woman that can cheat on you can kill you.

adeoyekay:
I am sorry for saying this I am 29 years old

I love this girl vet much I always get attracted to her I don't know what she did to me

I don't use to get attracted to a girl like that but she is the only one

The funniest part of it is that she is not beautiful, no front and back but perfect in doing make up

Me, I wan see her picture. Can you share her Facebook handle?

jsp0:
u be mumu

so you think she will really Bleep this weakling boy


didn't you see where he said he has been sending cash and card to her since April still she still not accepting


now u want a weakling finished man to dip in his foolery even more

It's better she goes than to pretend to stay and continue milking the weakling.

adeoyekay:
Sir please I need your advice

I have been toasting this girl right from April but she didn't gree. The funniest part of it is that she messaged me yesterday and called me babe that we get talk. The conclusion of the whole thing is that she has agreed with me but your topic now make me to Reason now if she has an ulterior motive because the first time she requested from me is how to make her happy during Christmas by taking out for picnic and pay all her bills

Does she have true love for me . I can't lie I have 🐝 sending card and money to her just to please before but she no gree

Send this to her

"I'm happy you accepted to date me. I would love to take you out for Xmas and pay your bills as you have requested but I will need something too"

She will be like "what's that?"

Tell her you want to have sex instantly.
If she turns you down, turn down her billing format and end the relationship. Look somewhere else instantly.
If she says Ok. Fvck her and lock up. Avoid her and reunite with her after Xmas.

That's how to beat olosho at her game.

I like the submission of El rufai.
He is going to a higher place.


Obi is very rude that's why he never amounted to anything. Idiot.

socialmediaman:
Majority voted for this man. No amount of propaganda can change that

Why is he not in Aso rock?
He lacks basic political understanding. He thought Nigeria is Anambra. Shame on him.

He can't even be the chairman of a naming ceremony as it stands now.🤣


Jagaban na dia mate?

I love is shameless show of love to God.
But that does not change the fact that he is Atiku's girlfriend.

Thank God Obi lost.
Thank God Atiku lost.
Thank God Dino Melaye lost.

Benwallt:
Wow! Your investigate journalism is top notch. Men, the way she reacted said it all. See teeth.

You don't have nude ones?

I will slap you. Which nude? Na my babe nude I get n I no fit share ram at all.

If you know that Fulani herdsmen will still carry bigger, better guns than DSS, hit like.



Meanwhile, I need you all to vote me for Nairalander of the Year.

When will this woman learn to keep her family life off social media?

Must the world know what you eat?
Somebody is there posting why he couldn't find anything to eat and scheming to take his life ( https://www.nairaland.com/7936050/sorry-goodbye ) , you're posting every maggi you use in the kitchen. Why wouldn't he feel unlucky? Grow up please.

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Mods, I'm going to bed now. I want to see this post on front page before I wake up.