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BigBlackPreek:
I only approached ladies once and that's all.....

Some ladies will hang around and simp until you ask them out again only to reject you again. At a time, it will turn to play and you won't take her serious again. Then she will get frustrated.

MatrixReloaded:
Key board warrior like salowmir

I will slap you oooo

If the pvssy clean and smell nice, do missionary.

If the girl dirty like Yoruba girls, do doggy.

If she be slim clean girl with fine face, do cowgirl


If she get fat as with correct shape, do reverse cowgirl.


If Na teenager, Omo Na kitchen stool go make sense pass.

If the girl Na Hausa babe, do standing.

If Na Igbo girl wey young, no fvck am for pvssy. Na the bwess make u fvck after she don swallow your cum like two times.

Note: in all you do, never fvck a married woman and never marry a woman you did not disvirgin.

FreeStuffsNG:
You are overthinking it OP. I can only imagine how much of your valuable time you have devoted to this kind of low-hanging priority. Move on and move on to more rewarding opportunities, relationships and life goals.

If I am in your shoes, the only thing that I will ever query is how did I get to meet and get emotionally entangled with someone giving you this kind of heartache, learn the vital lessons and move on to ensure I don't repeat the same mistakes.

There are some things we permit that can help us attract folks going in same direction we are going in life. You must keep evaluating yourself. If you love a girl who you alleged to be this toxic , haba, then there's something about you that attracts toxic people like her. At least her own toxicity is obvious to you unlike toxic, hate-filled, insolent, barbaric narcissists on Nairaland and other social media platforms who hide on social media to insult, cyberbully and criminally defame innocent people but pretend in real life to be nice people.

Just free her and free your mind enough not to ever even think of whatever she says. And if you still want her despite the red flags you have seen, it's still your decision to make. All the best.

See as u take style insult me and still try to be nice. U be bad guy ahswear.

MatrixReloaded:
You dey whine me. You request for number and eventually the devil called herself and u r simping around. What happen to your vocal cord. 😕

Na why u dey attack me like that. I will slap you.

But wait, waiting u go do if Na you?

I asked a girl out last year and she plainly told me that I am not her type.
I tried again and she said " I don't love you"
The third time I tried, she said I am not her spec and she can never date me.

I moved on.

Do you know that ever since I moved on and stopped calling this girl, she has told everyone that are our mutual friends that I tried to rape her?
It didn't stop there, this girl takes pleasure in badmouthing me. Like it's her calling. She says terrible things about me.

There was a time she told one of our friends (a lady) that I am a very bad person. That I have been longing to sleep with her but she rejected me severally and that I just like to use girls and dump them.
If she discovers that I am in talking terms with a girl, she will find a way to get close to the girl and poison her mind against me.

When it came to my notice that she tried to get between I and my new friend, I tried to call but couldn't find her number so one evening, I asked a friend of hers to give me her number. Her friend asked her if she should give me her [the girl's] number. She told her friend not give me the number that she doesn't want anything to do with an evil person like me (her friend told me everything in confidentiality).
I didn't bother again and said no problem. Only for this girl to call early the following morning and asked me why I wanted her number. She sounded so sweet on phone as if she hasn't done anything bad. I was shocked!
I didn't even tell her I heard about the atrocities she has committed against me. I just acted cool and ended the call.

Honestly, I don't know what I did to this girl other than simply moving on after being rejected.

nairagenone:
A woman is threatening a man that she will cancel the marriage in 2023 and the man is begging ?
Definitely, your brother will wear the skirt through out the life of that marriage.

For the wife to be to threaten him shows she is not into the marriage and marrying him out of pity. He will suffer in that marriage just like the f.ools before him who have enterred into a marriage without exerting authority and respect.

The lady already sees him as a weak and spineless man, what pains me most is the lady may even have body counts in the double digits.

Men, learn from this story, if a woman cannot respect you just like Sarah did to Abraham, dont put yourself in such bondage.

Go to shiloh, countless single women looking fpr husbands, men learn this, you are the prize.

Stop making a fool of yourselves like the OPs brother.

I promise you brother, if I get to buy a house this year, you will be invited. I don't care where you reside, I will send you t.p to attend the ceremony.

luminouz:
Choose not to reply me and go kee yourself!!!

Well, I can't kill myself because I am not even human.

WorldRichest:
Shey Ogun wan kill your Mama ni?

WorldRichest:
[quote author=ezechi24 post=127025490]Make God punish you

luminouz:
Something dey worry you!!!!

Choice kee u dia

Do you know that the power of choice has been given to man since Adam and Eve ate the apple in the garden of Eden?

It is this same power of choice that you have to either insult or reason.

You can choose to eat or not. To sleep or not. To bathe or not. To have children or not. To wash your clothes or not. Would you be happy if someone took these choices away from you?

Why do you want to take the choice of LGBTQ away?

Their teachers are ignorant.
The students are stu.pid.
Their parents are f.oolish!

Nobody is forcing anything on anyone. We are simply giving you all a choice; a choice to change your gender, a choice to marry and have sex with your fellow female (heaven punish those gays shaa), a choice to masturbate whenever and however you like.

It is a fvcking CHOICE!
Train your child not to partake in LGBTQ if you don't like it and allow parents who like it to support their children.

Nigeria is heading towards a civilized world. One of it characteristics is a full control over your body as a citizen of Nigeria.

IT'S A CHANCE TO MAKE A CHOICE.

NA should pass the bill!

BBIA:
You forgot to mention fish.

Maybe she feels plenty consumption of cat fish will make her a mermaid.

With that her black scaly skin with multiple patches.

🤣 And you want to make heaven with this your wukedness.

tiswell:
yea,be like one yeye mod dey gbensh her...

Conspiracy theory!
Na u talk am ooo.

tiswell:
thought I was the only one

Many people are tired of her lame threads but they do not want to say it for fear of being banned by the mods.

These headless youths just want to do more than their power.
Waitin carry you go wear soldier uniform. Designers don finish for market?

Ahnie , come see another beta food thread.
Not your st.upid "see the 90 naira catfish I bought in the market". Nons.ense!

[quote author= post=127006698]The sausage can go in peace.
See confirm BARBECUE TRAY,
BARBECUE IS LIFE mehn! 😋 😋 😋



Keep silent if you don't have any reasonable thing to contribute to the topic.
Why do you kids like wahala 24/7 this way?
Ahnie, kindly ignore people like this.
Hatred kills faster than HIV.

Sweet BARBECUE,
Dem MANNA right now on a good Thursday Night.......[/quote]I will slap you. Did I mention your name?

Gradually gradually, this girl dey make my peniis ride for her. I don't like female footballers but this girl is somehow hot. I go like date her.
Who has her contact biko?

Ahnie abi whatever you call yourself, come and see how reasonable people open threads about food. Not "I went to the market to buy #40 tomatoes". Bullshit!

kenbee:
Welcome back Sir,
Dear BAT, while you were with the Saudi President/King, Visa of a full load of Air Peace passenger plane were cancelled on arrival.
Any explanation to that?

He just got back to his mother's land. Let him rest biko.

YourGFsnatcher:
Ah bn dey date one girl, she cheated with her ex, caught her, dumbed her... then something said wait... you are not done yet. Now she's engaged to be married soon and I'm still fvng her without having to spent 1kobo for any upkeep because I'm not her bf
I just dey pity the poor guy that will marry this ho

No. She's fvcking you bro.

This horni does not know the power he possesses. I don't blame him. I blaythe king Makers who anointed a dull child like this ooni as their king.

The guy is too st.pid for my liking.

Will you ever see The Sultan of sokoto attending Nollywood galleria?
Will you ever see the sultan following Nollywood actors?
Will you ever see the sultan behaving like a kid announcing his marriage to numerous women?

Shame on this boy called Horni of ife. He is a disgrace to his ancestors.
Please, Yoruba nations should appoint another man who has the knowledge of the gods of Yoruba land.

So women cheat in marriages a lot. Chai.

Once her way no pure as una dey date, just keep fvcking her until you find another girl. Never marry her.

Cruzmaster:
I swear. This is not a good thing. Imaging counting Nigeria as one of Islamic state. Yoruba don finish us 😡

Na because dem no send religion. Yoruba no care whether muslim or Christian you be, dia no na tribe.

felong:
Is Nigeria an Islamic country?

Muslim president
Muslim vice President
Muslim NSA
Muslim CJN
Muslim CofS

Even your army logo has Islamic writings on it.

So Nigeria is seen internationally as an Islamic nation?
WOW!

Na southwest cause this thing ooo.

Anyways, na because Yoruba no care about religion.

Johnstone619:
Bad guy u don see your match 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you mean?