Romance › Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by jeromestarks(op): 4:17pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
thesicilian: She seems special. Hope you won't hurt her in the end with your shenanigans She doesn't want to date me. She said she doesn't trust me. I don't blame her. My peniis no dey stay one place. |
Romance › In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by jeromestarks(op): 4:13pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
I have dated a handful of girls. Yes ! I have. In fact, I am currently dating three girls ( FWB aside). But I have never met a lady who talks to me THE SAME WAY as do my mother.
I mean, this girl uses the same words like my mother. She faces me like my mother. She expresses confidence in me like my mother. One time, she told me that she would go to a caterer and book for 10k cake. I was like " hope you have the money for it?" Her reply was " you won't buy it for me? You will buy it for me don't worry"
As if she kept some money with me. Shuuu.
Same thing my mom said sometimes ago. She needed to buy a cloth of 12k for one occasion like that. As we were talking, she said " ehen, I will go to mama Ada and collect my clothes"
I said " that's nice" She said " that all you will say? Don't tell me you won't buy it for me ooo" Before I could say anything, she added " you will buy it for me don't worry"
This girl and my mom don't live close to each other. They don't talk on phone. In fact, they don't even cross path.
On many occasions, I have seen similarities in them. Their choice of food is the same. Their perception about life is similar. Their style of dressing is similar too ( my mom is not the type who dresses to impress. She wears what makes her comfortable and doesn't give a fvck about what others think)
If I am talking to this girl, I feel like I am talking with my mother. What's more shocking? This girl is only 19!
(The funny thing is that this young girl refused to be my girlfriend. She visits me like every day but won't allow me to do her).
If not that my mom is alive ehhh, I would have said this girl is her reincarnate.
Ever had such experience?
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Politics › Re: Kogi Guber Election: APC Mocks Adeleke Over Dino Melaye’s Defeat by jeromestarks: 3:44pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
Atiku - failure. Dino - failure. Obi Peter - failure. Datti - failure. Kwankoso - failure. Abure Julius - failure. Nentawe - failure. Otom Samuel - failure.
You that married non virgin are also a failure 🤣. People dey marry woman dey way God made her, you go marry woman wey another don fvck. Are you not a failure?🤣🤣🤣 |
Romance › Re: Why Does Her Friend Call Me? by jeromestarks(op): 1:09pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
Purvan: You're a simp Maybe. May be not. Who cares?🤷 |
Romance › Re: Lady Shows Off The Items Her Husband Brought For Her Introduction Ceremony by jeromestarks: 1:03pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
ssogundele: Even if she is a virgin nko? Be rest assured that breakfast will surely be served when it's time for it without an consideration for what the guy have done now. At least, you will know you paid for a new thing. |
Romance › Re: Why Does Her Friend Call Me? by jeromestarks(op): 1:02pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
TheFinesseKid: Kai. Guy no dull am. Enter that girl make you tear her towotow before she start to see you as Jew. Full bwess? 🙄 Ah go vex for u if you no do am Oga, no be every hole man dey enter o. Some holes na bottomless pit. If u know wat I mean. |
Politics › Re: I Did Not Call For Tinubu’s Probe – House Committee Chairman Gagdi by jeromestarks: 7:06am On Nov 13, 2023 |
I've been hearing about this Gagdi. I don't think this guy is up to 40. |
Romance › Re: Why Does Her Friend Call Me? by jeromestarks(op): 7:04am On Nov 13, 2023 |
TheFinesseKid: Kai. God. Wetin you still dey do with your worwor skinny babe? Wait, where this girl base sef..na Lagos? Make you gimme her control if you dey dull am Na Abia we dey now like this. |
Romance › Re: Why Does Her Friend Call Me? by jeromestarks(op): 7:01am On Nov 13, 2023 |
TheFinesseKid: this her friend wey dey call you back to back nko? Describe her. You too like gossip. Anyways, she's tall. Has big butts. Full buwess. Fair with nice laps. Speaks good English. Hails from Ogun State (Ogun girls sabi suck D wella). Has pretty face with small mouth ( that means her pvssy will be small). And she's very neat. |
Romance › Re: Doctors, What Could Cause This? by jeromestarks: 12:19am On Nov 13, 2023 |
You have been single for too long. You're too old. Get a man who will give you a good fvck. A really good peniis is the cure you need. |
Autos › Re: Abuja: Distress Sale 2005 VW Polo Classic- 600k by jeromestarks: 12:15am On Nov 13, 2023 |
rexchazy: Interior and engine pix You won't like it. |
Romance › Re: How Good Is This Drink? by jeromestarks(op): 11:55pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
wrench: All this Jos drink...be careful with that drink. A drink that is being refilled inside X1 bottle So he got it from Jos? We are in Abia. |
Romance › Re: Why Does Her Friend Call Me? by jeromestarks(op): 11:31pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
ThatrealestApex: Once or twice I've seen your post on Nairaland, it's always about warning guys to make sure they date/marry virgins..
Now, I hope this your said girlfriend is a virgin? Can you swear with your mother's life that you disvirgined her?
If NO and you're still with her, then may you sleep and Never wake up! Na you and your likes dey spread toxicity for this forum 24/7 forming Alpha Nonsense when in reality, most of you are just bitter and frustrated people who hide under the “Redpill” to vent your frustrations! 
You'll surely die a very painful and slow death if at the the end of everything you didn't marry a Virgin like you always preached here!  Relax. E never reach this one naaa. I have no single intention of marrying the girl. As a matter of fact, she's not my type: she's black, skiny, yansless, ugly and she has wide mouth with an annoying smile. I didn't disvirgin her but I kept her around just to kill konji. I will surely marry a virgin 😁. |
Romance › Re: How Good Is This Drink? by jeromestarks(op): 5:38pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
illicit: U are drunk already lol 🤣. I've always thought you're a girl ooo. |
Romance › Re: How Good Is This Drink? by jeromestarks(op): 5:12pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
illicit: Good enough to sweep u off ur feet
✌️ Are u not supposed to be a girl? |
Phones › Re: Samsung S10+ Suddenly Stops Charging by jeromestarks: 4:50pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
Avoid anything Samsung you will not hear. Now see your life. Nons.ense.
Lick your wounds. Next time, carry money go buy Samsung. |
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Breaks Fela Kuti’s Record As He Marries 30 Women In A Single Day by jeromestarks: 4:46pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
xenov: That can't be possible in this modern day and time There are over a hundred women currently looking for husbands in Nigeria. Half of that number do not care to become 4th, 5th or 10th wife as long as you can impregnate them. I know an advanced sister in my neighbourhood who is desperately looking for any man to marry her. Women are suffering now ooo. Don't pity dem, na dem do shakara when dey young. Now time is against time. |
Romance › Re: Lady Shows Off The Items Her Husband Brought For Her Introduction Ceremony by jeromestarks: 4:40pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
richeeyo: Some girls only aspire to be a wife and nothing more, they have no dream of theirs That is their goal in life. That's why when a woman is not married at 30, she feels like committing suicide. |
Romance › Re: Lady Shows Off The Items Her Husband Brought For Her Introduction Ceremony by jeromestarks: 4:39pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
Over a pvssy that someone has fvcked before you? No naaa.
I didn't watch the video because I don't have data to waste but I assume it's a lot of goods.
I can only buy plenty items and pay huge bride price if the lady is a virgin.
Imagine buying a second hand phone for the price of a new one. Are you not foolish? |
Romance › Re: How Good Is This Drink? by jeromestarks(op): 4:34pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
immortalcrown: As good as it suits your system. Have you tasted it before? |
Romance › How Good Is This Drink? by jeromestarks(op): 4:30pm On Nov 12, 2023*. Modified: 11:58pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
I went to visit a friend and he served me with this drink. I took a few shuts and I started sweating almost immediately.
It is somehow sweet though but it has this sour taste as it goes down the throat.
Who knows this drink? Am I in danger?😐 |
Education › Re: I Regret Graduating With A First Class - Nigerian Lady Says by jeromestarks: 4:27pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
abhosts: You don't need connections to land a good job in Nigeria if you are a first class brain. I know several people that landed great jobs because they aced the tests and job interviews and not because of connections. Don't mind the st.upid girl. She's unemployable. It's her type that pay lecturers or carry expo in class to get good grades only to graduate and have poor brains. |
Romance › Re: Why Does Her Friend Call Me? by jeromestarks(op): 4:19pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
Maxie110: He friend told her some wonderful things about you which she always reminisce whenever she tells her that she's coming to see yoi No wonder. |
Romance › Re: Why Does Her Friend Call Me? by jeromestarks(op): 4:18pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
okoroemeka: this is another classic example of okafors no 2 law,which simply stated that if you are in a relationship and doing a good job,you have a high percentage chance of also dating any girl or woman close to your partner,your girl obviously is boasting and praising your sexual prowess to her friend before visiting you,which will make her friend wet and want a bit of the action,I will take a bet that her finger will be in her pvssy when asking you on phone have you eaten. Kai! This guy. Angel Michael, please blow the trumpet 🎺 so the guy can go home. |
Romance › Re: Why Does Her Friend Call Me? by jeromestarks(op): 1:12pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
Ballzproblemm:
opportunity don present itself chop both if you can ,but why girls dey always go after their fellow girls boyfriend is it a fetish or something? I no just understand for them ooo. |
Romance › Re: Why Does Her Friend Call Me? by jeromestarks(op): 12:20pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
backtalkG: The friend wants to partake in whatever your so called gf is coming to do in your house may be you should invite both for a sleep over Threes.ome? You're a bad guy. |
Romance › Why Does Her Friend Call Me? by jeromestarks(op): 11:50am On Nov 12, 2023 |
This girl am scoping lives a street from me. Whenever she's coming to my house, her friend - who is her close neighbour - will start calling me. Sometimes, she says "I just called to say Hi" Other times, she would say something like " Have you eating? How are you doing?" Etc.
Note : This her neighbour doesn't call on a normal day but until her friend - my girl- is coming to see me.
I spoke with my girl last night and we agreed that she's coming to see me today after church service. As usual, her friend has called me this morning. She didn't say anything reasonable as usual. She just said " how are you doing?" "How was you night?" And some other stupid stuffs which made no sense at all.
I answered blankly and ended the call. Who do you think her friend calls me whenever she [my girl] is planning on visiting me? |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Still Talking With Her Ex by jeromestarks: 11:33am On Nov 12, 2023 |
Magnoliaa: A fairly used girl? Like you really typed that? The one the op is about to marry is damaged beyond repair. At least, a fairly used girl will be a bit better. He would enjoy her for about 3 years before another man start fvcking her in her work place. Have you noticed that men who know what they're doing don't take non virgins serious? Not to mention a girl who has been fvcked for 6 years! Like six whole year! God forbid bad things. |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Still Talking With Her Ex by jeromestarks: 11:29am On Nov 12, 2023 |
Itiskdg121: If you yourself dated a girl for 6 years, won't you still have feelings for her? Think about how many times they've had sex like at least 5 times a month, that is 5x12x6 = 360 sexual sessions, with probability of 2 abortions in all.
Bro, open your eyes wide. Marriage is not a joke Sir. Leave that girl and consider finding a virgin or a fairly used girl for a relationship.
Truth is bitter, but it's better than lies. Op, listen to this guy. He's my son in whom I am well pleased. |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Still Talking With Her Ex by jeromestarks: 11:26am On Nov 12, 2023 |
victooman: hello dear Nairalanders,, have been dating this girl for two years now and l am thinking of tieing the knot next year,, she has all the quality l want in a woman and l really love this girl... When we meet she told me she dated a guy for six years in which her parents did not accept her relationship with him when he came for introduction,, l told her to make sure she have gotten over the guy before dragging me into something l dont know.. just yesterday night when she came to my place during love making a number was constantly calling her,, when l enquired she told me it was her ex calling l got mad and surprise she is still in communication with him.. l told her she have to make the decision between me and that guy now ,, long story cut short ,, she was begging that the guy was the one disturbing her and she called him in my present to tell him to stop calling her ... seriously my trust for this girl is almost gone and l am seriously thinking on ending this relationship,, l need ur input my lovely Nairalanders. If you marry that girl, you will cry for the rest of your life. |
Nairaland General › Re: Inflation: Which Item's Price Surprises You? by jeromestarks: 6:33pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
Eggs. One egg is now 120 in my area. |
Romance › Re: Never Marry An Ebonyi Woman by jeromestarks: 6:28pm On Nov 11, 2023*. Modified: 12:06am On Nov 13, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: To keep it short and simple
Beware of ebonyi girls, they are very dangerous.
This is my 4th experience with girls from that region. They steal a lot and will do it very codedly They are extremely manipulative They can be killing you and smiling at the same time.
If they want to finish you They will finish you with no mercy Very very mischievous girls. Be very careful
It took me a 4th encounter with ebonyi girls to realize how dangerous, wicked and manipulative they are. |