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Skyview01:
Are you married?

What does that got to do with nothing?

LandMann:
You've data, you have internet and you have an internet enabled device. Don't research and read up. Sit down in your rickety chair and be waiting for someone to come spoon-feed you information

I will slap you. Na me you dey talk to anyhow?

Smartguyboy:
1)You said she’s 19 is she still a virgin?
2)Does she have a boyfriend ?
If 1 is Yes and 2 is No bro protect her for the future you can still be running your show with other girls but just tell her you want to keep her in the future is she don’t want to date you now .

I didn't know if she's a virgin (I never fvck am b4).

She told me she has bf. She has told me about almost 5 of her bfs. It's like she's having a new bf every 5 months.

IamAsiri:
So, you are doing people and want to marry a virgin? I sincerely hope you have not "disvirgined" anyone before.

Virgin is the key bro

mariahAngel:
Did you or did you not notice the self centeredness in her while you both were courting?

He was desperate. He was blinded by pvssy.

I see their union deteriorating.
I see the woman hating him the more as he tries to make his stand
I see her family hating the man.
I see him getting frustrated.
I see the woman killing him.
This i have seen.

Skyview01:
Divorce her!

Are you for real?

Yep.
Divorce is the way man.
Don't you know the wife can kill the husband?
It usually start from small issues, then before you know it, hatred enters. People do irrational things when they hate you.

A woman who still values her father's family beyond her own shouldn't be a wife. She's very immature.

You can't save that marriage.
The longer you wait, the worse it gets.
Divorce her.

The first body na chameleon?
Why e come look different in the last pix?

nokspos:
if she has not gone to university , do all you can to make her enter university , its automatic, she will leave you

If she's educated but not gainfully employed, do all you can to get a big job where her income is even higher than yours, she will automatically leave you

First option is good but second one? Not so much.
How can he make her better? Is she his sister?
Don't contribute to a woman's life until you marry her.

When u cum , you come to ur senses.
I understand. It happens.

Here's what you ganna do.
Tell her you're HIV positive. You slept with another girl after her and that's how the girl gave you AIDS.

You're so so sorry. You don't want to infect her.
Cry cry cry and cry (make sure you cry oooo. Cry well well if not, this plan won't work. Crying is the key here.
Cry you hear? Good boy).

When she's gone, sit down and eat good food. Dress up and go find another pvssy for yourself.

sheldonbbt:
As a married man, what do you do when you realize your wife is self centered? Marriage is just a year old.

She is quick to question when I need to send money to my family. I transfer 40% of my monthly salary to her for savings as I am not so good with money, but when it comes to her family, she is very swift.

I intend to stop giving her the savings.

Divorce her!
Do not be afraid to start over. You can always start over. It's never too late.
The longer you wait, the worse it gets.

Divorce her and meet another woman.

DonroxyII:
There is "Juju" & Once You Yourself ain't Operating On Higher Frequency(Mental Spheres), You Are Bound to Seeing Things That Ain't Normal For "Normal Human(Homo-Sapien) to See .....

Thus Many Things are Real & Many Things ain't Real Depending On Your "Realm" of Existence!

Your Mental State Determines What Your Eyes Go See .....

A Mad Man Fit See Cow ... You Fit See Hippopotamus.... Both of You are Correct In Their Mental State But One of You is Correct With Respect to "Reality" !

Both are current based on who the judge is ; mad or normal.

SyrusdeHansome:
Use rope tie am down na or una no get rope for dat side?

I say she no wan date me. I no say she run mad naaa.
Bia, bikia fu.

RealEzee:
d babe like u ja re but she just won dey sure she is number 1 and treated
She sabi say ur priiiick no dey one place normally but as far she b oga madam she dey ok

E fit be ooo.

Starboytwo:
help you manage hosting, but she is not your girl? How come??

You know that kinda relationship where you're not dating nor casual friends? That kinda relationship where you guys did not really define what you're?
You're not lovers but you get jealous when others come between you two?

When you hear people say "it's complicated", this is the complication.

virginchaser:
Please let the smallie be focus to build up her future. You are presently a distraction to her. If you sincerely love her you will wait for her. Don't let her cry and curse you in future.

This is why I don't like you very much. Your things are always different.
Waitin bring curse enter love story again?

tuzle:
I never done this before but u are a SIMP. She doesn't want to date u but is telling u to buy her 10k cake and u are already saying she is like ur mom.

Bro, you could be right oooo.
I can't believe I simped 🤣.

LandMann:
There's something called zodiac sign...maybe she and your mum are same zodiac signs

I've been hearing this zodiac something.
What's it all about sef?

Usmanovic95:
OP,your brain is playing trick on you.Its your your brain that is trying hard to knit those details just to see her as the right girl cos you don dey love up. I can bet it with you,when you get to know her deeper,you will realize she shares more differences than similarities with your mom.

Hmmm. I doubt you very much.

Orgasmgiver123:
I trust post nut clarity, after one round with her, she'll start to look like your annoying ex


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

🤣 Very nasty.

DonroxyII:
Trust Me, That's Your Wife .....

Nature is Just replaying Your Mom & Dad ....In You and The Girl ....

If you leave her .... she wouldn't leave You ... There is Magnetic Field Therein

That's Your Eve From Your Mother's Cluster!

She will even have The Kinda Impact(Influences) On You Than Any Other Girls Same Effect Ya Mom Have On You ....

No Worry, She will Protect You But Run Ya Head Small ... Depending on Ya Maturities!

Ya Mom Will Like Her No doubt & They will be Friends Cuz They shares Similar Interests....

But Verily, They Will Start Competing For You Like Who Owns You which shall Ultimately Causes Chaos Between The Two of them .... Your Maturities Would Determine How The Chaos Would end or long ....

Also, She fit get small Craze for Head Wey U go Dey need to Quench .... !


Oya Me My Consultation Fee... Oracle No Be Free ooo

Omo, you dey see things.
How did you know that I've tried to leave her?
Truly, she doesn't want to leave me.

You try.

wrench:
it's made in Jos. Check the bottle

You're right.
Do you stay in that Jos?

Bornboy4:
Where is the drink?
I'm not seeing any.
Or am I drunk too?

Your phone has problem 🤣.
Check your internet connection.

Gaspardd:
Maybe when you do her, it's gonna be like doing your mum. Watcha think?

I think you're mad!
Na u ask watin I think ooo.

Better go and sit down. Nothing like strike.
Organized labour is not organized.

Bornboy4:
Methinks DNA test would reveal that she's your sister in disguise.

Nicepoker:
She is the sister you never knew Ask your mom some questions

Are you guys joking?

Bornboy4:
Methinks DNA test would reveal that she's your sister in disguise.

Hmmmm.

jamesversion:
Will her to me.

You dey craze?

Wawelexy:
What's special about a girl using the same billing format your mom use on you? If you had said, she help you plan your life, help you manage your finances, help cook and do other things that are beneficial to you just like your mom, then I would have seen the special traits in her. All you typed up there is just a girl that's still upcoming in the billing business, when she's ripe to run you dry, na you go run

Even if it's just the same billing format. How come they use the same billing format?
Have you ever been billed like that?


One time, she also helped me manage my money.
I wanted to host some friends at my house for a party and I had little money. She managed this little money to provide what my guys ate and drank and the didn't know I don't have money.

The party went well. Like, really well.
Don't even get me started on the advice(s).

Babangidapikin:
Maybe your sister ... hope no resemblance

No resemblance at all. I know her mother. I know her father. I know her other siblings.

1TrippleCee:
You will learn later. You will remember this thread

Seems you're speaking from experience.
What's on your mind?

1TrippleCee:
You are not prepared. Later you would realize her worth. Dont worry, time always correct nonsense

I will slap you. Is that what I asked you to say?