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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: - Vote Now!- Nairaland Girls Vs Sun Girl? by jerrymania(m): 10:37am On Aug 31, 2007
@ niceuzor

No matter what punks say, its a good idea. Seun look into it. i'm tired of seeing woorish faces up in herre!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mukina2, Razor, Siena, Omo Eko, Acidrop, Aisha2, Yimiton, Tnaidr by jerrymania(m): 10:32am On Aug 31, 2007
@ PAM

I pray God should deliver me from this NL freakness oh!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mukina2, Razor, Siena, Omo Eko, Acidrop, Aisha2, Yimiton, Tnaidr by jerrymania(m): 10:25am On Aug 31, 2007
@ PAM

allrite. go write the essay oh. i dont wanna entertain stories. u know?
Christianity EtcChristian Child Board by jerrymania(op): 10:22am On Aug 31, 2007
is the religion thread all about "christianity"? or should seun create seperate child boards for different religions here?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mukina2, Razor, Siena, Omo Eko, Acidrop, Aisha2, Yimiton, Tnaidr by jerrymania(m): 10:16am On Aug 31, 2007
acidrop:
c me c trouble. who be this guy sef angry are u lesbo
grin grin LMAO PAM nor kill me wit laugh oh!
already added u.

@majek
u heard her right?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mukina2, Razor, Siena, Omo Eko, Acidrop, Aisha2, Yimiton, Tnaidr by jerrymania(m): 10:07am On Aug 31, 2007
@ PAM

anyway just take our time. Plan ahead of the trip.I'll recomend a month plan b4 comin to naija. Just my thought. you on yahoo?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mukina2, Razor, Siena, Omo Eko, Acidrop, Aisha2, Yimiton, Tnaidr by jerrymania(m): 10:01am On Aug 31, 2007
@ PAM yep you will certanly love it *dats if you are with me* wink. anyway its gona be good. u coming to 9ja soon?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mukina2, Razor, Siena, Omo Eko, Acidrop, Aisha2, Yimiton, Tnaidr by jerrymania(m): 9:56am On Aug 31, 2007
@ PAM

Pcity is kinda like cool now after the curfew. hoping to get my groove back. wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mukina2, Razor, Siena, Omo Eko, Acidrop, Aisha2, Yimiton, Tnaidr by jerrymania(m): 9:46am On Aug 31, 2007
@ PAM

yeah sure. Guess you talked with her.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Make That Girl Fall In Love With You by jerrymania(op): 9:42am On Aug 31, 2007
Guess guys are reading. cry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mukina2, Razor, Siena, Omo Eko, Acidrop, Aisha2, Yimiton, Tnaidr by jerrymania(m): 9:36am On Aug 31, 2007
@ PAM

U got my number. Let me know as soon as you land. Cheers! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mukina2, Razor, Siena, Omo Eko, Acidrop, Aisha2, Yimiton, Tnaidr by jerrymania(m): 9:26am On Aug 31, 2007
@ PAM
*thinking* i guess your friendship will pay me back kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Was the Love between King David and Jonathan Homosexual? by jerrymania(op): 7:56am On Aug 31, 2007
No comment?
GamingRe: Troubleshooting: Pes 6 Demo by jerrymania(op): 7:53am On Aug 31, 2007
texazzpete:
Jerry,
Yes, it may be a mercury board, but the Processor in the board is a VIA Samuel, a pale shadow of the Pentium 3.
It cannot run any modern game at all, and it'll even struggle with higher resolutions of oldies like Unreal Tournament.

Even a 3D graphics card won't save you.
But seriously, you're way way due for an upgrade.
hey texazz u are a gem. please reccommend an upgrade for me. smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Facts To Show That Stories of the bible are REAL including Jesus. by jerrymania(m): 11:03pm On Aug 30, 2007
wordmsith-davidylan, davidylan-wordsmith right?
Christianity EtcRe: King David Of The Bible by jerrymania(m): 10:52pm On Aug 30, 2007
So i guess Seun was a bit right after all. King David was a brutal killer. Saul had promised the killer of Goliath his daughter’s hand and has to make good, but he decides to demand a dowry of 100 Philistine foreskins for her, thinking that David will be killed. Instead, David presents Saul with 200 foreskins, so Saul is forced to give David his daughter, Michal, for a wife.


isnt FORESKINS what we know as joysticks?
Christianity EtcWas the Love between King David and Jonathan Homosexual? by jerrymania(op): 10:36pm On Aug 30, 2007
David and Jonathan
Passages in 1 Samuel & 2 Samuel describe, among other events, a extremely close bond between David and Jonathan. Jonathan was the son of King Saul, and next in line for the throne. But Samuel anointed David to be the next king. This produced a strong conflict in the mind of Saul.

Interpretation:  Religious conservatives generally view the friendship of David and Jonathan as totally non-sexual. They find it inconceivable that God would allow a famous king of Israel to be a homosexual.
Some religious liberals believe that David and Jonathan had a consensual homosexual relationship - in many ways, a prototype of many of today's gay partnerships. 7 Some important verses which describe their relationship are:  1 Samuel 18:1
", Jonathan became one in spirit with David and he loved him as himself." (NIV)

", the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul" (KJV)

Most translations use the term "soul" rather than "spirit" to describe the bond. They speak of an "immediate bond of love", their souls being "in unison," their souls being "knit", etc. Genesis 2:7, as written in the original Hebrew, describes how God blew the spirit into the body of Adam that God had formed from earth, so that Adam became a living soul. This means that "soul", in the ancient Israelite times, represents a combination of body and spirit. Thus the two men appear to have loved each other both physically and emotionally.

1 Samuel 18:2
"From that day, Saul kept David with him and did not let him return to his father's house." (NIV)

David left his parent's home and moved to Saul's where he would be with Jonathan. This is a strong indication that the relationship was extremely close. It echoes the passage marriage passage in Genesis 2:24: "Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh."

1 Samuel 18:3-4
"And Jonathan made a covenant with David because he loved him as himself. Jonathan took off the robe he was wearing and gave it to David, along with his tunic, and even his sword, his bow and his belt." (NIV)

Since people in those days did not wear underwear, Jonathan stripped himself naked in front of David. That would be considered extremely unusual behavior (then and now) unless their relationship was physical.

1 Samuel 18:20-21
"Now Saul's daughter Michal was in love with David, and when they told Saul about it, he was pleased. 'I will give her to him', he thought, 'so that she may be a snare to him and so that the hand of the Philistines may be against him'. Now you have a second opportunity to become my son-in-law" (NIV)

In the King James Version, the end of Verse 21 reads:

"Thou shalt this day be my son-in-law, in the one of the twain." (KJV)

Saul's belief was that David would be so distracted by a wife that he would not be an effective fighter and would be killed by the Philistines. He offered first his daughter Merab, but that was rejected, presumably by her. Then he offered Michal. There is an interesting phrase used at the end of verse 21. In both the NIV and KJV, it would seem that David's first opportunity to be a son-in-law was with the older daughter Merab, and his second was with the younger daughter Michal. The KJV preserves the original text in its clearest form; it implies that David would become Saul's son-in-law through "one of the twain." "Twain" means "two", so the verse seems to refer to one of Saul's two daughters. Unfortunately, this is a mistranslation. The underlined phrase "the one of" does not exist in the Hebrew original. The words are shown in italics in the King James Version; this is an admission by the translators that they made the words up. Thus, if the KJV translators had been truly honest, they would have written:

"Thou shalt this day be my son-in-law, in the twain."

In modern English, this might be written: "Today, you are son-in-law with two of my children" That would refer to both his son Jonathan and his daughter Michal. The Hebrew original would appear to recognize David and Jonathan's homosexual relationship as equivalent to David and Michal's heterosexual marriage. Saul may have approved or disapproved of the same-sex relationship; but at least he appears to have recognized it. The KJV highlight their re-writing of the Hebrew original by placing the three words in italics; the NIV translation is clearly deceptive.

1 Samuel 20:41
"After the boy had gone, David got up from the south side of the stone and bowed down before Jonathan three times, with is face to the ground. Then they kissed each other and wept together - but David wept the most." (NIV)

Other translations have a different ending to the verse:  ", and they kissed one another and wept with one another, until David exceeded." (KJV)
", and they kissed one another and wept with one another until David got control of himself." (Amplified Bible)
"and they sadly shook hands, tears running down their cheeks until David could weep no more." (Living Bible)
"They kissed each other and wept together until David got control of himself." (Modern Language)
"They kissed each other and wept aloud together." (New American Bible)
"Then David and Jonathan kissed each other. They cried together, but David cried the most." (New Century Version)
"Then they kissed one another and shed tears together, until David's grief was even greater than Jonathan's." (Revised English Bible)
", and they kissed one another and wept with one another until David recovered himself." (Revised Standard Version)


The translators of the Living Bible apparently could not handle the thought of two adult men kissing, so they mistranslated the passage by saying that the two men shook hands! This is somewhat less than honest. The original Hebrew text says that they kissed each other and wept together until David became great. The word which means "great" in this passage is "gadal" in the original Hebrew. The same word is used elsewhere in the Hebrew Scriptures to refer to King Solomon being greater than all other kings. Some theologians interpret "gadal" in this verse as indicating that David had an erection. However, the thoughts of David becoming sexually aroused after kissing Jonathan may have been too threatening for Bible translators. They either deleted the ending entirely or created one of their own.

2 Samuel 1:26
"I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother; you were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful, more wonderful than that of women."

In the society of ancient Israel, it was not considered proper for a man and woman to have a platonic relationship. Men and women rarely spoke to each other in public. Since David's only relationships with women would have been sexual in nature, then he must be referring to sexual love here. It would not make sense in this verse to compare platonic love for a man with sexual love for a woman; they are two completely different phenomena. It would appear that David is referring to his sexual love for Jonathan.


Culled from http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_bmar.htm

Christianity EtcRe: Is The Bible Complete? by jerrymania(m): 10:28pm On Aug 30, 2007
@ kuns

please put all your write up in a book and start selling. I strain my eyes reading your posts. so i give up at some point.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Anyone Wants To Date Snazzydawn? by jerrymania(m): 10:19pm On Aug 30, 2007
@ topic

All these useless topics makes Nairaland Date forum uninteresting, boring and apalling. Guys be creative and leave cooked issues for the dogs. Abeg i'm sick and tired seeing recycled topics. angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mukina2, Razor, Siena, Omo Eko, Acidrop, Aisha2, Yimiton, Tnaidr by jerrymania(m): 10:16pm On Aug 30, 2007
hey d[b]arlingD[/b] who who u are! dont u go near my PAM. acid u gt that?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneMake That Girl Fall In Love With You by jerrymania(op): 9:57pm On Aug 30, 2007
Hey Guys, some of us know these skills, some don't,some know but don't apply or some are just duns. Anyway out of xperience i got this technique that might determine u as a duns or a bons. Well to make a girl fall in love with you is so simple, not any girl but a Nigerian Girl.

NOTE ;You don't have to over smartly dressed.Just be neat.Please don't start preparing a state budget. The girl will like you for being Moderate. Be polite. and nasty! Anyway just use your head sha. The technique works for nice guys and fast guys.

All process might take you 3 weeks maximum (for wannabe nice guy) and 1 1/2 week minimum (for very sharp guys).

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[li]First, get to have a random conversation with her. Ask her a stupid question and expect a stupid reply. After that a good smile and great focus, politely say your name (she will shine her 32 and may say her name without u asking her)[/li]
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[li]Anyway you have got her attention. Guys better know girl's hairdo or anything connected to their clothing or makeup. For example ask her if her hairdo is expression what or what. she will look you like a mysterious fellow. It's all good. But ask a funny girly question.[/li]
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[li]Look for the little things around to start up a conversation. But mix it with jokes and be creative. See, just loosen up.[/li]
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[li]Dont forget to tease her. Make her feel worthless for a while. She will feel intimidated.Make it short and snappy.[/li]
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[li]Eye sight.Straight.If you turn your head don't look at the ground oh! shey u hear shy guy?[/li]
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[li]Do something random. I recommend this. Grab her hand at the middle of a sweet conversation (even bitter one sef) and take her to the store some few walks away and buy her something little and sweet like a chewing gum  grin something of that nature.[/li]
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[li]If she still has the time (she will definitely have all the time in the world now), start a short personal conversation. Dont go deep. surface talk.short.[/li]
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[li]Make sure to end the discussion yourself. Do thiswhen she is in the middle of the talk. You will know the effect of this later on.  lipsrsealed i wont tell you.[/li]
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[li]Then ask her for a date right there! not a number, a date! (get her number after she agrees on the date-if she doesnt then you are left on your own there-beyond the scope of this writeup)[/li]
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[li]Take her to a "good" restaurant. Please not the best!!!!!!!!!!!![/li]
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[li]have a lively evening. Chat as friends.  You can feel emotional now. I nor sey make you feel like you wan kiss am now now. Now discuss personal now deep but not deepest .[/li]
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[li]When you are dropping her off be confident, lean and kiss her on the forehead or on her palm. Hey hey  grin the charm don dey work. [/li]
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[li]Call her two days later (for strong guys-5 days later), and ask her for another date, but this time somewhere different and different!-i recommend a GYM.Keep the timing to a minimum.[/li]
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[li]Have fun, and after the time together , let her know your place. For a "correct girl" she won't resist.[/li]
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[li]Hope you do your "home" work oh? Your room must be the bomb. Smells nice,neat,romantic music playing in the background(for guys without dvd or vcd,cd,computer,t.v try and get a grade A phone with romantic mp3's-it migt help). Please cook a little fast meal for her or better still offer her a drink. She may drink a little alcohol at this point. But still ZIP UP.[/li]
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[li]Now i nor go tell you wetin u go do if she now enters the "MOOD". If she is not alcohol influenced and she is still in the mood, please go for her, infact DIVE AM. For Stronger guys-stay "put". Control your John Thomas. You may touch her, kiss her but don't F****ng F***k her. She will HIGHLY respect you for that and you have shown her that she can be secured anytime with you.[/li]
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[li]Next time You are together Strong Guy. PLEASE DONT MISS A THING. DIVE AM VERY FAST! grin grin[/li]
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It might work for some and might not for others.

Love is a large field with so many trees, i hope you find your tree.
RomanceThe First Time I Saw You. by jerrymania(op): 9:01pm On Aug 30, 2007
YOU LOOKED LIKE A MONKEY! grin
GamingRe: Troubleshooting: Pes 6 Demo by jerrymania(op): 7:38am On Aug 30, 2007
texazzpete:
Jerry
It's quite simple really. Your PC fails to meet the minimum recommended system specs to play the game.
Your Via Samuel processor is no match for the Intel P3
You only have 224MB RAM available after reboot. the game asks for 256MB
You have no 3D GPU of note to render the game graphics


Just give it up now, while you still can grin

Its a mecury board. its similar to a pentium 3. how can i get this 3D GPU? pls help me tru. thanks.
GamingRe: Troubleshooting: Pes 6 Demo by jerrymania(op): 12:11pm On Aug 26, 2007
is there any help in here?
TravelRe: At Last I Have Been Granted A Visa by jerrymania(m): 12:06pm On Aug 26, 2007
grin grin grin grin RTFLMAO. The guy is so funny.
Music/RadioRe: Is 2face Idibia's New Video A Slap On Naija's Face? by jerrymania(m): 11:58am On Aug 26, 2007
All of una wey just dey hate on oscar nor get sense at all. I'm not that a patriot (except wen it come football), but what 2face did was trash. It doesnt make sense. Would you do it if it was you? wont you think about it?

Anyway sha make him dey make him money dey go. Me i dey make my own dey go too. But lets not be so mumuish and favoritist because him get money. What he did was trash. Finito.
TravelRe: At Last I Have Been Granted A Visa by jerrymania(m): 11:52am On Aug 26, 2007
udezij link=topic=73358.msg1433070#msg1433070 :
Please which course can i do in Nigeria in other for me get a job in wales while schooling.
Hope to hear from you guys
Hmm Brother can you plainly and simply explain that lingua gambo for us! coz i dont seem to understand the clash of interests in your grammatical error.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope: Other Christians Not True Churches by jerrymania(m): 9:52pm On Aug 25, 2007
@ pilgrim1

Your posts are polite and sometimes enlightening but you dont ever reason reality on subjects like this. Faith and Reason move along.
Now you belive in the trinity. If a Church can be built upon Peter, that means he his the head of the church and christianity right? then the trinity wont be correct because Peter deserves a place in divinity. this task of heading the Church is a divine order dont you think so? That means we are witnessing quaterinity (yes foursome)!
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Bible Complete? by jerrymania(m): 9:21pm On Aug 25, 2007
Kuns:
cgift,

When you lQQk in the middle of the words be[b]lie[/b]ve and be[b]lie[/b]f[b]s[/b] you will see the word lie and lies. That is exact what you are doing.

Lying to the desendants of Eve, Be-lie-eve (Be-lieing-to-eve) = equals (Be-lieing-to-the-desendants-of-eve).

Which is what we are. And we are not all the same creator. This is a provable scientific fact.

The religion of christianity is the word of a Roman Greek by the name of Josephus Flavius Piso. This is a provable fact.

Don't believe me, check it out for yourself.

Religion places our people under the spell of ignorance (ignoring the facts). Christianity is a watered down version of our very own ancient traditions and cultures. And the former slave masters (devils in the flesh) and colonisers did a very good job of it.

You may think he gave you christianity to help you, Nooo. It gave you christianity to help himself to what we have, our land and its's vast resources.

Mr cgift, at the end of the day your Jesus of 2007 thousand years ago as not returned yet, while religious priests and ministers are molesting children. While africa is still at the bottom of the pile when it comes to world affairs. So I have no time to sugar coat the facts.

You are right to say the bible is not complete. It is a fabrication of the truth and was designed to empower the Cau-asian race.
If i was cgift this is what i'll tell you; you believe what you believe, i believe what i believe. you defend your truth i defend my truth.you support your contradictions, i support mine too. So we are on extreme ends. This is what i would say to you.
Christianity EtcRe: Biblical Contradictions: What should we believe by jerrymania(m): 8:55pm On Aug 25, 2007
Kuns:
agba ato,

My Dear IDINRETE

Like I always don't believe me, check it out for yourself.

Our great Yoruba Culture goes back thousands of years before the Father of the Greeks and Romans were born.

Our great ancestors left (fled) the nile valley during the Arab (Hindu) invasion of the 7 and 8th century AD.

Our culture today as Yoruba as been diluted, but the principle of Tamare remain the same. For instance there was no cutting of Chicken's head and other forms of blood sacrifice. This is something that was introduced by the Hindus.

The Name of our land 6000 thousand years ago was called Tamare. Our names have not changed much, Tamare was what Africa was called.

Many words have changed, however many remain intact. The Arabic language is the closest you will get to the original language.

Omola[b]ra[/b], Olan[b]re[/b]-waju, the word waju as not changed and can also be found in the arabic meaning the same thing.

Our ancient ways of life is embedded in our languages, traditions, names and culture.

We are the civilisers. The spell of religion plays a trick on us and make us look like savage, when the opposite is the case.
Now i understand what your agenda is. The advancement of The Yoruba tamare religion. Well still so many twists!
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus & Judas In Nigeria. by jerrymania(m): 8:15pm On Aug 25, 2007
wales:
Take this tory brighten ya morning!
Jesus send Judas make Judas go buy him one whole roasted chicken.

Judas go Nigeria go bring roasted fowl wey get na only one leg.

So Jesus ask am say, "Where one leg of this fowl?" Wey Judas don chop am.

Judas say, "Jesus, if I tell you, you no go believe, but all fowl for
Nigeria get na one leg."

Jesus say, "Come go show me."

Judas take Jesus go to Nigeria for rainy season because when rain dey fall,
fowl them dey ever stand with one leg for keep warm.
Time when them reach Nigeria, Judas show
Jesus a group of fowl them under rain wey all them stand with one leg under rain.

So Judas say, "You see de ting wey I dey tell you?"

So Jesus laugh, he pick up one stone and shoot the group of fowl them; the
fowl them fear run away.

As Judas see say Jesus don catch him for lie, to cover up he say,
"Chei, Jeeesus, you no dey tired to make miracle?"

Have a wonderful day at work today.
Petty
Please can you decipher and encrypt so i can si compre this lingua franca. I nor go garri school.

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