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3rd eye: bro, do I get to print out the form pls....cos d format,its bringing points to that. Reply pls, tnx

You dont have to. Just double click the light blue box in each of the field and fill in the text at the next prompt. Just got a mailer daemon too

no work experience, no degree requirements, and other strong head lists these hr people put out to discourage applicants from even trying to apply. hmmm

KwoiZabo: ASUU is cheating on other sectors of the economy. They claim they want to make the Universities compete with their counterparts in the rest of the world but i want to ask ASUU is our Public Infrastructure, Police (security), power supply, Healthcare, and even primary and secondary education (which i consider more important than university education) competing with the rest of the world? We cannot grow our universities at the expense of other sectors, all sectors must grow together and I know since the inception of this Administration, tertiary education has received more than a fair share of the Nation's resources. God Bless Nigeria

did you even go to a university or are you this daft? i never knew nigerians can reason so foolishly like this

Oyedokun100: Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date.

2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt.

3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up.

4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.

5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that.

In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.

all the likers to your post are just like you, lonely and perverse minded dolt. too much p o r n on your android, thats not a substitute for a girlfriend.

afm4ever: my guy can u give me ur email address and phone number

then people will start following this trend. why dont you hold on and wait for the op's updates?

Okija_juju: Answer includes but not limited to;

1. The Laws of Nigeria: In Nigeria, the marital laws are more favorable to men. They can divorce their wives and not be tied down by laws like Alimony law, Child support, spouse support, e.t.c..

2. Tradition: Most Nigerian men are still very traditional in their hearts. They may be attracted to the flash, the glam and the shine, but at the end of the day, they still want wives that were like their mothers in many ways. Women who understand the traditional values of marriage and home-keeping. Women who wouldnt start thinking to divorce at every provocation of fight.

3. Upbringing/Character: Most 'Western Wives' are all caught up in this whole 21st century nonsense of 'Independent woman', 'Working Class woman', 'Gender Equality', 'Geneva convention' thing and most Nigerian men are not ready to be married to another 'Man'. We all still want women who understand thier 'Traditional' roles in the home and their responsibilities to their husband and children and are ready to meet them.


4. Food: Nigerian men that have been raised in Nigeria for the better part of their youth have some fundamental that have been inculcated into their upbringing that they most times return in search of. Example: Food; Men may love KFC, but when they return home, they want a steaming hot plate of Pounded Yam (not poundo) and Ewedu soup.

5.

_{To be continued}

the most complete answer so far

190: [color=deeppink]who is this burna boy [/color]

one of the devil's cohort destroying the mindset of nigerian youths

you guys think you are watching a movie.its a t.v series for lords sake, it has an unravelling ongoing story line, every episodes explains why olivia and fitz came to be together, there is a mystery behind their relationship. try and watch the latest episode and see what i mean

VillageBoi: Straight up. They better not mess the show up as they messed up Person Of Interest... how POI woke up one day and thought they were GOT... smh!

POI is getting hot. As root is unleashed, expect more. And guy you are watching a t.v series not a movie.

Criticise all you want, the finale was on point. I had to hold myself, so my eyes wont get moist.

ogakpatakpata: .


Be careful of the so called direct employment visa, (whether freezone or labour), many are clone and fake, it is better you arrive and get the employment visa yourself through any company that agrees to employ you.

Ok thanks. I'll reply him with exactly this

justi4jesu: Okay thats good to know you have been well informed and wont fall for his pranks.

Just tell him its not possible to get a direct employment from him except from a company that employs you.

and i'll add this quote to it. Thanks.

justi4jesu: Someone you dont know from Adam. Why do you think he is not preparing to scam you.

Try not to believe all those lies about arranged employment and all onky for you to come here and realise you have been duped and stranded.

Just be wise.

No no no i'm too "old" to fall for that Now! i was actually the dude that exposed Qatar 5 years scam on this board some years back.

I just want your view on that. I need to reply him so i would want to use your explanation as a vantage point.

@ogakpatakpata

I've been having a run in with one said agent on facebook. he is advertising what he called free zone visa and i've been trying to put him down. well i told him to explain what he meant and this is what he wrote on the page

Types of employment visas in Dubai.There are two types of employment visa in UAE viz; The labour visa and The free zone visa.The labour visa is the type of visa given to those who came to Dubai to look for the Job themselves with their tourist visa. The job given if they re lucky is a labour job. Here your employer collects your passport and you do not have the right to leave the country or quit your job until you ve completed the terms of agreement which is in two years. If you quit the job the ministry of labour will issue a one year ban and with this ban you cant work anywhere in dubai.The free zone visa (which is what i do for people) is given through an arranged employment. The applicant sponsors himself by paying for his two years working visa and flight(unlike the labour). Your credentails will be sent to different companies and the company that their requirements are met will send their employment letter which comes with visa invitation. Your job is secured before you leave Nigeria. When you get there the employer takes care of your accommodation for free. With this kind of visa , you can leave dubai any time maybe for a better offer in another country or even quit your job for a better one. No one can collect your pasaport if you remain clean. Any other question?

Since you guys are in the know, tell me if this dude is a scam so i can label him as such!

for someone like the igbo smoker, cultist and killer called wike to be in jonathan's cabinet tells a lot about his presidency!

good job stella oduah!

Oct 20: thanks ogakpatakpata nd justi,pls,how much is dhrms to naira.tenks

your best best is google for up to date exchange rate.

Did dubai win the expo 2020 hosting rights?

tellwisdom: Why would ordinary pictures make front page?? Is this what i came here for?

we now know better. we don tire

If you are about to trade with Bforex dont do it without reading this http://www.forexpeacearmy.com/public/review/www.bforex.com. They are born scammers and it seems many nigerians are falling into their traps.

also got a call from them until i did a search and found out they are isrealli scammers @ http://www.forexpeacearmy.com/public/review/www.bforex.com

JohnDan.:
Ok, thanks, u can check their website: www.bforex.com

They are scammers.

Before checking out any company, do your research on google by searching company + scam. Nairaland wont give you useful info until you search. I repeat they are fraudulent. see the review @ http://www.forexpeacearmy.com/public/review/www.bforex.com

still interested?

ebizz: As stated in the topic and one interest should contact me via bmagiz@yahoo.com[color=#000099][/color]

you've got mail

i wont be surprised to find this piece of garbage on the fp.thats wat nl is nowadays.

nigeria is a failed state. get out while you can

@yelanst

You want to use us to package yourself for your youwin application? I think this is not the strategy you should use to milk 3k from us. The government offers it free, why not you?

Uyi Iredia: Do you think I have a shot ? I am currently an undergraduate and so without a postsecondary qualification. I could try my luck.

And i was thinking you are one big oga.

And then what? i'm tired of y'all nigerian bloggers.

unpopular topic

i'm not shocked to find out that our President is a sagittarius, also Mr Joe Biden, is also one. And countless movie stars and big shots.
Its so true that we are born leaders. if you are a sagittarian and you are struggling, dont fret, key into this revelation now, because one day you will rule.

PHILINDUKWE: @Henrimoto pls nw finish it u Av Already started

dont hurry.take your time and skim through the pages.