₦airaland Forum

slimfit1:
The guy can't even advise his ass but Jonathan see stupidity in him to give him a position that is so sensitive.

So d mandate is for u n ur rice eating collegues to shout GEJ even wen ur grand master d dullard is failing, I wonder were ur next salary will come from.

Kill d name n u already kill d man, I tink Dasuki is already dead, he has no name again, he has bin deposed far worse dan his father. I tink he shud pray against generational curses so his kids do not get disgraced @ d tym de ar suppose to relax .

veraponpo:
This man is pissing me off.

He could not manage ordinary NTA as the DG now he is criticizing a sitting president. He should tell us what his brother from Bayelsa did when oil was $120/barrel.

Does he still want the FG to be sunsidizing petrol with dwindling income when Ghana just increased price of petrol to raise more income for her government .

Common sense is not truly common. As a senator, I have not seen him raise any reasonable order in the house, he has passed any bill yet he is criticizing a president that is up and doing.

Yellow pawpaw.

M suspecting ur brain is located at ur rectum, rice agent, we knw d truth u ar doin ur masters bidding.

I tot maj. Ifeajuna (hope I spelt it correctly?) is how first Olympic medallist? N he won it in 195-kini as a high jumper hence we had him on our eze time eze exercise book?

Now dis guy is d first wit 1964? Why ar pple trying to write a fake history for us?

Was dia a tym Nigerians paayed for whatsapp?

Anyways I too received mine @ abt dat same tym

Can u send dis to afrocandy?

Most of d actors mentioned are whites porn stars wat abt d black ones? Byron long, madingo, justine slayer, etc? Pornography is worse dan codein.

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From all views, dis is one brave policeman. His only fault is dat small smile I am seeing on his face. Else u can see its d lady hu is holding him like a life saver whilst sumone is trying to pull her away, her clothes ar in shreds which means she must av engaged in a fisticuff , sum blood stains on her hand means she is at d receiving end. D policeman holding unto her for balance I suppose, leaving his gun on one hand, suggest it's probably a fight dat does not involve d use of gun.

Afta all, he is a Brave police officer

OgbeifunErom:
I totally agree with you

They should try and bring some closure to these women.

Jonathan is a bastard for the way he misruled this country

I knw u tink u sound intelligent most tyms w w rain insult on GEJ, but if no one has eva told u d truth, lemme be d first, u sound so much like an illiterate hu is scrambling for a plate of rice.

GEJ's tenure is past n all I see now is d real pparents/ relations of d chibok girls, de are crying not because of dia kids, but because de av bin used as a tool n de ar just recognising.

Buhari promised dem dia daughters, let him provide dem, dead or alive n Dats d only closure we want from buhari.

Nonsense...

GMartyns:
Hello, I have to share this with you simply because I want to have you suggest and advice on what to do.

After my graduation, It's over a year now that I've been staying with my Elder Sister and her husband. No kids yet.  Believing God for a job. So I could be independent of anyone.

The issue is, I wonder how on earth my sister could marry him- an unbeliever. Him and my sister are just like two opposite poles. She's a believer, but the husband claims to be a christian but not ungodly so to speak. At a time, he stopped going to church for a period of 3 to 4 months.

He listens to corrupt songs, and at a time told my sister her parent would burry her soon. What transpired between them I could not tell.

He suddenly becomes rude, demanding that, I,  his brother in-law should wash every plate he uses to eat the food he cooks and dishes out by himself in the presence of my sister.

This is a man who stays at home all the day doing absolutely nothing. He is 40. I am 30.

Each time I return home, the kitchen is always messed up. And deliberately, leaves the kitchen in such a mess, so I could clean them up for him, since I'm staying with them. Yet, he could cook the food by himself, dished it by himself and sleep all all day or probably watch the TV .

My Sister works 7 to 7 daily, and most of the times, she would have been tired , returning from work.

We don't eat together. I wash every plate I personally use. Most times, I cook the food, and have him and my sister eat first. And then I dish mine later.

Lately, I have been observing some fastings, and I rarely go to the kitchen to cook nothing. Yet he demands that must wash every plate he uses to eat whether or not I eat on that day.

My question is, Is it right for my Sister's Husband to be demanding for such, asking me to wash his dirty plates? when he doesn't even care whether I have eaten or not.

He said and I quote " I can't be washing plates in this house, neither is my wife going to do same, you must wash every plate used in this house  henceforth"

To me, it is the hottest insult I have ever received. Not even my own mother would demand for such a dirty request...

Now, I resolved to not eating anymore in the house, probably that would put a stop to the ridicule.

U sound very rude, u didn't tell us wat transpired dat madee him demand u wash d plates, I bet if u wwill do worse dan diis ur in-law if u were in his shooes. Just imagine how u ar paintin him as a lazy man hu sits down doin notin, whereas u do ar doin notin, I shame for u. N unless u pack out of his house, u av to learn manners. For christ sake u ar under his roof n he is d alpha male not u. Go n marry ur wife n . Treat ur bwife's broda as u please.

Infact m angry... .

If dis fish sting u ehn, u go confess wetin u knw n wetin u no knw o. I feel sorry for d woman, see her soft body.

Dis cramjones or wateva he calls himsef is begining to sound more like andyblaze.

I bet Olisa still lookin handsome dan ur generation.

D only tym pple tink abt orphans is wen de want cheap publicity, giving indomie n soap to d orphans, very few individuals tink of providing scholarships for dem.

N even d orphanages don't do enough awareness to give des kids out to foster parents hence d children factories ar boomin, des churches ar also makin d children look like demons.

Anyway, I had a friend hu was an orphan as a kiid, he was given to foster parents, but his foster parents died soon he was labelled a witch, I ran into him sum weeks bak he is a sales man.

mikolo80:
tunda faya you and your HSE

Guy na hustle I de hustlle, if e happen I go open thread: HOW I GOT A JOB THRU NAIRALAND

Very gud move by d governor, howeva I see so much hazards lurking aroundd (as wit so many industrialization goin on in Africa n nigeria) ranging from loose objects hanging to unkempt environment. De need to up dia facility to accepted QC n HSE standard. I am a qualified HSE personnel n av a team I work wit, we can be consulted / employed.


Can we get pictures of d rice farms ?

Dongreat:
Well u are right somehow. But the German gov probably know the truth that's why they accepted every doc abt the man. It's Germany man, u don't bad mouth their citizens and go free.

Dat GEJ is quiet despite d jabs being trown at him by dis current administration/pmb/apc does not mean he is guilty. I believe a tym will come wen d Germans will speak. Staling was worst dcompared to Hitler but did d media paint him so? No!!!. We all knw OBJ was a thief but did d media call him a thief? No!!! N hu did de call a thief? GEJ. Even OBJ called GEJ incompetent. Just cos we avnt heard GEJ's side of d story.

I hope u understand my point

Dongreat:
By taking sides with hitler, even a Lil you are simply telling the word that you are a Neo-Nazi and as black it's a bad tin o. Neo-Nazi's are racist and they see the jews and Africans as inferior race. Anytime I see someone saying hitler was not the man portrayed I feel disappointed. Well even the devil has followers

Don'tt take my words out of context, I said I av notin for or against hitler, all d stories I av heard or read abt him, are only d stories written or copied by english/ american media, I av not heard hitlers/ Germans Acct of d stoory , I don't base my decision on a one sided story.

I don't see anytin creepy, try watching d video of how boko haram took dia hostage to a bridge n shot dem on dia heads wit dia brain popping out. Or try d photo of d gas explosion.
Or d pics of dying biafra children or d Rwanda genocide or d IDP camp.

Personaliy I av notin for or against hitler but I don't tink he is d monster he is been portrayed to be. I av not heard his / germany's side of d story.

One tin I av learnt abt journalism, it's d opinion of a person or group of person being sold out to many, just as d case of GEJ

We shudnt follow english journalism, dia definition of creepy is learning compared to an african definition of creepy.

I laugh at APC supporters, de were only being deceived. The aboki carpenter hu lives by me has relocated bak to the villa, den he was always chanting "sai baba" I felt so sorry for him. He was deceived.

By voting Buhari, we reseted Nigeria 37yrs back.

Was ur friend drunk? Was dia an enquiry as to d cause of dis accident n d more than 10 u have witness?

Were ar d road safety? Is dia job only to check for fire extinguishers n brakelight?

donphilopus:
Is he not right? A situation where you would see Chukwudi44 the abobaku supporting anyone facing corruption charges simply because the person is his Party-man or a non-loyal APC member. Is that not corruption itself? Dunno if Chukwudi44 is still a youth though!

Continue talking tru ur a.nus.

Hu is more corrupt dan ameachi, tinubu, the Abacha family n u.

Afta Dalong has licked d buttt of PMB so as to mae a minister, he is tellin us to fight corruption. Okay

2 big thief sitting on a fence
One named Adams
One named Lucky
Fly away Adams
Fly away Lucky


Now amongst d 2 of dem, Lucky is d greatest thief. (m not a fan of Adams either). For 8 years lucky built only a library in Edo state.

Joavid:
Somehow I was trying to believe your story until this part -


Now am wondering how possible it is for an irresponsible human being to be a brilliant mechanical engineering student in Nigeria??

Something is not adding up.

And you are not helping him. Let life teach him. Only experience can change people like him.

He is gud wit his books n his GP is above 3.0 although in a polytech, he just got admission tru jamb in a university. D boy is gud upstairs.

Everybody sees him as a quiet person, Infact u must like him if u see him, he dresses well n wears my clothes n shoes, he goes to church n attends program like every christian kid.

babyme1:
Speechless. Pls if you really wants to help that young man stop telling him your stories. There is a way of making a young person learn from your mistakes, but certainly not the manner you are going.

I feel you may end up ruining him(that is if he isnt already) with this.

I can relate to ur post, if I stop talkin, how do I get him to talk?

@ all d posters above, I knw d apple does not fall far off from d tree, I am not a saint n Dats y I bought his trust so I cud be d "gud" elder bro, I av 10 elder ones n de don't care if u fall from a mountain wit a woman n damage ur skull or if u don't knw how to read ABCD.

Wats pissing me off is I am lost as to how to start advicing him, it's a polygamous home n d dude is bent on satisfying his fantasies.

M not a fan of PMB or a supporter of APC but I am sumhow seeing certain positivity in his govt, I was awed ytday dat he gave key seats to even d south east.


Waiting patiently for policy direction n d jobs.

M currently looking for a safety officer job.

osedvgirl:
RUBBISH!

Dis one u write rubbish so, Andy ur hand don touch dis one? Her face no show for pix but her body curve wella o.


Andyblaze abeg no disappoint me wit dis ur story ensure say make he no get head n tail, u knw how u take de write ur mata.

Pls I need ur advice on how to channel my younger brother.

I worked so hard to earn d trust of my younger bro, d reason I did was to be able to channel him in d path of gud. M 27 n he is 21.

I let him in on sum of my worst behaviours, so he can relate sum of his to me den I can render useful advice, but each tym I get to hear his, I feel almost disappointed, although I try not to express it I just act like we ar comrades in arms.

For example, I told him of how I use to smoke cigarette n boil weed to drink as mornin tea (n dat was as bad as it got to me). He related his story to me afta a while, how himsef n his room mates in school had bought weed worth 10,000 naira mix it wit tramadol n stuffed it on ritzlers for days unending den de settled down n smoked dem about 4 of dem n 6 girls in dia hostel.

Again I told him of how I had s3x wit a girl whilst her sister was in d room wit us, d guy just laughed n told me so n so girls ar lesbians n de live in same hostel wit him, dat 3sum is almost like a gud mornin greetin in d hostel, I told him how I had staph n was scared if it was gonorrhoea, he laughed n told me d difference between gono n staph n how he treated gono wit 7k 3day treatment.

I remember I told him how a madam hu trusted me almost caught me wit her maid (he knows d madam n maid in question), afta a while he ran to my place one evening n told me he was locked up in a wardrobe since 4pm dat a girl he went to see in her fathers house got d timing wrong on her dad, she cud only let him out around 7 wen d dad went out.

D truth is I may av as well doubted him if not for how detailed he always is, he calls names n I knw most of his friends as normal area smally hu I still give 200naira n 100naira n d stories n money he gives out correlate wit wen he ask for money N wen he falls sick afta his escapades.

I av given him 2 of my laptops, my elder sister have given him countless phones, I sumtyms take care of his fees/ accomodation. At his age, I was already a worker wit a company/ street hustler (workin for politicians) since our parents cudnt afford my fees den. Currently m a worker n student n all des details are makin feel lyk lemme leave him to hunt for himsef. But each tym I do dat, he pours his burden to our parents hu pours d burden bak on me.

Pls advice me on how to advice n channel his youthful inclination to productive means, he is brilliant n studyin mech engr.

Cc: lalasticlacla. Pls I need more coverage n advice.

sammyj:
I beleive OBJ will win election against the clueless corrupt former president any time any day with his popularity. Imagine OBJ being loved and cherished by everyone!. Hmmmm food for thought!!!

Ekpa. Na ur papa de clueless. Common home training e no fit give u.

Read d last paragraph and see how insane police view issues n come up wit cock n bull stories.

Personally, I tink d doctor dat rejected her at d first hospital shud also be arrested n questioned. All des medical practitioners rejecting injured pple shud be arrested n question properly.

Apc and dia propaganda, no same indigene of rivers state wants dakuku peterside as dia governor, y is apc trryin to force a bad product down the throat of riverians ? Wike has hit d ground running allow d man do his job, Nstead give us Ogboru in delta state n take d many toothed okowa away

Dis kind tread no de tire una?

All des ar d reported once, imagine say na naija league pple de sustain all des injury? Na dia ur village pple go find u see o, from ikpobi in Benin to ekakpamre in delta couple wit d abandon operandi of npl.