₦airaland Forum

tgmservice:
you are a mad fuul so the same clipper u use on ur customers u still use on a mad man

U see ur mind set? My friend u better change iiit. Besides I do thoruogh sterilizing irrespective of d customer I take care of.

Elijahrona2:
Hey guys it's my birthday today. Show some love

Nobody is showing u any luv, go n do sumtin gud n post pix den we will giv u all d likes n share u want.

Dis story reminds me of sumtin I did years bak, I was a barber n didn't av so much customers, n dia was dis sense kolo dat lives in same street wit me, I see his hair always turning to diff colours n goin dread n always notice his old n poor dad still comes around to bring him fud, I summoned cuourage one aftanun wen dia was no work, called d guy into my store, locked d store n gave him a clean shave, den I told him to walk away tru d bak door. Oboy, dat week na osusu I pack for d store , afta dat ordeal na me strt to pray make d guy hair grow n wen it started growing I called him n did same tin, but dis tym my brother d customers didnt increase tho, lol. I explained to my mom n she encouraged me to continue, so I did till I got tired n closed my barbing saloon.

A gud deed wit d right intention does not get lost. Trust me.

Since tym immemorial, one of the indicators of a pples economy is d availability of bread n it's price, even despite d availability of oda staple.

Nobody shud come out later n say we didn't giv buhari our support hence he failed, cos since dis administration we av endured d following:

1. Scarcity of fuel n sale of fuel for 800naira a litre in warri

2. increase in light tarrif n no substantial increase in availability of light

3. Increase in dollar n naira exchange rate

4. Charges on bank deposits

5. Insecurity

6. Health: lassa fever killing Nigerians n makin mockery of death apportioned to boko haram.

I no d list is too numerous, but we have not struck, dia av bin no strike action by any org or body, it shud be noted dat we av givving our support to dis administration n our support shud not be listed as a blame factor for dia failure which we hope does not occur.

No dia is a 50percent increase in d price of bread n still we ar calm. GMB abi PMB abeg wen d poor av notin else to eat, they won't feed on propaganda, de will feed on u, aisha, oyegun, tinubu, lai mohammed n ur likes cos even aisha's rice won't go round by den.

Thank you very much.

D diiference btween dis woman n mama peace is d region de come from. We can freely see hijab women but forbidden to see gele women.

Madam aisha, feed dem well o, cos we expect next year feeding allowance to be 2billion.

Non sense.

D guy is gud, is he ur bf?

D 5th picture look so much like PMB, dis artist is a genius.

Pple pple make una come e ooo
See iyabasira e don jazz me o
Everybody helep save me ooo
I no de sabi chop my mother or my girlfriend fud.


Des guys were just amazin back den

Frankaka8:
definately.

I just tried to register, but it's telling me d portlet is temporarily unavailable

McCarlito:
These are all young men who we're believed to be Future Leaders of Tomorrow
What is the motivation behind majority of our youths getting involved with crimes.
Should I say our nation needs prayers
Where churches and mosques surround our homes
What should be a presumed solution to this crime infested generations of today.. if we fold our arms like it doesn't concern us we might be victims tomorrow

My friend, it's d rot n decay in our society dat is staring @ us in d face, d I don't care attitude we portray wen we see tins goin wrong , our african traditions explain dat it's a community dat trains a child, but we left dat mantra n followed d everyman for himsef God for all of us mantra, now d child we didn't stand for wen his parents died while he was young has come to hunt us.

I suggest we look bak n check were we slipped n not were we fell. We need to build communities n carry every one along, I believe in God though.

debbie:
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Hello debbie, m a certified safety officer aving different level of certifications both nationally n internationally, wit about 6 yrs of experience on d job. I av not seen any of ur vacancies in dat field.

englishmart:
that wasn't funny. That was a euphemistic insult. The man said he has his money. He wasn't begging that basket for free visa

Sumtyms I wonder how pple like u reason, n d pple liking ur moment. Is basket mouth now a travelling agency or is he a diplomat? His response was straight up to d point wit a Lil sarcasm. D show @ manchester is not a do or die affair, if d man so love basket mouth, n he cannot process his visa by himsef to manchester, he shud wait for d show in nigeria come Oct 6.

Stupid bigots trying to ruin d hard work of d easterners, from p square to don jazzy n now basket muth. I sorry for una bigots.

For ur info, m a Niger Deltan

Dis is actually a bad example, I don't knw y pple ar not condeming dis. Our leaders kip makin mockery of d common man.

1. Hu eats breakfast wit a cap on his head?

2. Why ar d aide staring while Oga is eating? Don't de eat also?

3. So his wife is so lazy to wake up n make breakfast, wat message is he sending out?

4. Afta eating at d motor park will he follow oda passengers to board d "normal" bus? If not wat was his mission at d park? To pull dis stunt ba?

5. Why ar pple even celebrating dis stunt? Does it mean d person is doin d job he is paid for? Does dis stunt in a ny way relate to his ministry? If No den d man is only foolin his gullible followers not all

TippyTop:
They should make sure men and women have different days to visit the shop. They should make it something like:
Men> Sunday, Tuesday etc
Women> Monday, Wednesday etc.

This would greatly reduce embarrassment and stop uncivilized men from saying something like, wetin you dey find here? You no see who go fxxk you.

We Nigerian men can be vile and uncivilized.

Dis is a very gud idea, m gonna implement it wen I open mine.

N thirsty asaba dudes be lurking around d shop till closing to see which fine babes patronise d shop.

@ op if u check dat boy pocket u fit see reach fiver, den even if u no see reach fiver sef.


Dis pics brings me to a question of: where ar d uduaghan buses? I thought Uduaghans administration talked abt a student bus? A bus to pik n drop student for free? Dat boy is probably a student of Urhobo college juging from d colour of d trouser n d location of d pix shich I see is around mandillas to our ladies school.

Our govt keep carrying out unsustainable white elephant projects. Even d road is a clear sign of d white elephant project.

Buhari please probe Uduaghan for deltans.

Eziachi:
I am not interested in conspiracy theories, am not part of the the inner workings of the Nigerian ruling and politcal establishment or judicial powers, neither do I know Tinubu as a person. I am only working with the facts and information that is openly in the public domain.
Tinubu's trial was in the public domain, the evidence presented against him was in public, so too was his defence and the court's judgement was in the open. I did not make it up.
That is what I based my opinions on. I don't know where you get yours from. You could know what than anyone of us based on your position, on that basis, you should tell me. Outside of that perimeter, its called conspiracy theory, I have no time for such idleness.

I admire ur calmess, u also speak d truth logically, but I prefer being illogical in sum cases.

I just learnt a lesson . I withdraw my earlier statement.

Eziachi:
Criminal Justice doesn't work that way, that until someone you perceived to have committed a crime is jailed first then all other criminals are better left alone or that they are innocent or the criminal justice is faulty. I don't know whether Amaechi or Tinubu committed a crime, neither do you. What am after is that those presented to me to have committed a crime and of which non of them had actually denied receiving the money, only in their warped sense of reasoning believed that they have not done anything wrong.
If I remember correctly Tinubu was OBJ's nightmare during his tenure as president, knowing Obasanjo's penchant not to forgive, I doubt he will allow Tinubu to breath if he had something on him, knowing how he dealt with the likes of Fayose, Dariye or Alamesieyegha who were corrupt but flexing their muscles.
During Jonathan, again Tinubu was indicted, not for stealing but for keeping and still operating a foreign bank account he opened before he became a governor, of which he was tried in court in the open and was acquitted and discharged.
So I have no idea what some of you are going on about about Tinubu. Until EFCC and other agencies presents a case against Tinubu, am only interested on those caught in the net so far, whether they are yellow or black is highly irrelevant. No point wasting energy on how many free birds one could had caught in the bush when you got half a dozen in your cage.

D truth about Stockholm syndrome is dat sufferers ar quick to identify it in oda pple but not demselves, if ur write-up exonorate tinubu n boycotted amechi, den tell me has dasuki bin sentenced? D law can be twisted but u n I knw d law, dat simpson oj walked a free man does not make him not guilty in d eyes of d truth, same for tinubu. N u my friend shielding tinubu is a sufferer n carrier of d Stockholm syndrome. D law forbides a public servant from owning a foreign bank Acct yet tinubu owned one n he walks free, even Dino maleye n u ar hear singing his praise. Spade a spade n spoon a spoon. U ar suffering from a rare form of d synderome ur talked about.

Eziachi:
Because most Nigerians are suffering from what they call Stockholm syndrome, where a victim defend is abuser.
Below are:
1. Jeffrey Skilling, former chief executive of Enron Texas
2.Bernard Ebbers, the former chief executive of WorldCom

Yea d problem wit Nigeria's case is worst dan Stockholm syndrome, bigotry n foolishness is inclusive Dats why sum pple wud shield ameachi n tinubu.

M not sure de knw dia case is worst tho, not until Tinubu lands in jail den PMB is jokin abt d corruption war.

ahkenaten:
No need to argue with you again, since you think doctors manufacture drugs.., It shows how much you know about things I should tell you Adewole was the Nigerian Resident doctors way back from 1987, but you will not understand how important that is since academic and brainy achievents means absolutely nothing to you.

Good day sir.

Abeg go sit down were contain u, d healt minister n his finance colleague ar clueless n incompetent, anytin u like talk , ssee dem see work dem de count 1,2,3 n u come here de talk trash on dia behalf, clueless pple, de shud resign b4 de turn dis administration to a joke.

Gud day to u Oga.

ahkenaten:
I don't know for mrs kemi Adeosun, But the health minister, Prof F A S Adewole, is a renowned professor of medicine , he was the 11th vice chancellor of the university of Ibadan and also the president for the research and training in cancer in the whole of africa, he has been a professor of medicine since 1997,, he was also a provost of college of medicine in university of Ibadan, the best medical school in west Africa, he is a fellow of west african college of surgeons, a fellow of the nigerian csience acdemy, please i beg of you, dont say what you don't know just to score a cheap political point, you can attack adeosun, i could care less.

Afta all des plenty tins, wetin he achieve? Common lassa fever nai de take Nigerians play tennis n u de count 1,2,3. Guy pack well o. Tell me one drug he has to his name or did he find d cure any ailment?

Non sense he get degree reach NOI?

We all knw Kemi n d oda health minister ar clueless it's a clear case of influence will get u d post but u alone can do d work. Bubu any oneu sack, feel free to hang d corruption bag on dem to giv us d impression dat u knw wat u ar doin. We however knw u ar clueless too.

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Sibrah:
If the missing Trillions is rat and the mess left behind is the house called Nigeria then the house owner did be glad to for his immediiate meal which is the fresh rat that escaped the inferno(Misrule of 16 yrs). Get that into your skull area Op.

So u av sold ur brain in exchange for a plate of rice n kpomo? M waiting for ur fellow agents . To come give u 200likes.

Was once in a company like dis, Jad catering company, owned by arabs we were paid 18k wen we supposed to be paid 65k, d moment we downed tools, d community thieves in d personof Ayiri Emami, Daniel reyenieju, Thomas et all will threten u, de kept frustrating our move n even d leader of d catering union in delta . State one Mr. Otomiewo is also a criminal, all of dem ar ordinary thieves. Nigerian labour union leaders ar dia for selfish gains.

Behind every foreigner enslaving a Nigerian , is a Nigerian giving him backup n encouragement.

We ar not done wit apc's media propaganda , des pple shud swerve wit dia yeye story. If u like remain single till d second coming na u knw. As for d man, ask ice prinve abi hot king for advise

Hehehehe, gud caption to capture d minds of d zombies den give dem a gud slap on d bottom

Hope dem de hear?

Depends on wat de ar eating, if de ar eating like criminals n being too loud, I will buy my fud jejely n go to my own corner, but if de ar eating like gentlemen n not so expensive meal, I may as well cater for dia bill. It's not easy being a police man.

Besides dia is dis mopol I av met several tyms in warri, he looks so much like Buhari n goes abt his duty wi so much strictness, dia was a day I wanted to give him 5h glo card dat was in my pocket, d man just vexed say make I come down den he started searching me afta dat he said I shud go n didn't take d card.

Des ar men of valour they sacrificed body parts n friends on d alter of d dogs n baboons.

I respect u all.

It's not enough for APC media to show us des men, tell us d package dat av bin set aside to compensate d families , train d kids n re-orientate des tru heroes

Were is site of d rice eaters? Post dat one n let's watch d likes climb to 500likes afta 20views

May God bless all APC supporters o, I heard meningitis outbreak is @ d corner.

Sumtyms I tink d greatest achievement of GEJ is d way he made d seat of d president so unattractive wit so many workload. Gone are d days u just sit on d throne n wait for oil money. U gat to work to even see d one u will steal.

veraponpo:
You may think so because you are a TAN member and his loss in the last election made you to lose your gainful employment. Sorry bro.

Better time dey come.

Shut up ur mouth, I am not a tan agent, m an unbiase Nigerian who stand for d truth. I didn't sell my vote on d podium of a plate of rice. N sorry it's dullarrds lack of policy Dats makin all employed youth loss dia jobs, makin u n ur fellow rice agents look employed. But my friend how long will dat feed u n ur genrations? See d truth n stand for d truth, Dats wat makes u a man of intergrity.

Oyibo all dia tins na portable, see dia portable fine fine bwest, if naija girls were to originate dis trend:

Ini edo holds mortar pistol wit her bwest

Yoruba actress n Igbo actress compete on mortar pistol holding wit bwest

Kate henshaw training @ d gym for morta pistol bwest holdin contest

At last missing budget being held by afrocandy's bwest

Dija clears air on winning brwest holding competition: my fans voted.

Olamide: each bwest was a hit back to back....