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Celebrities / Re: Freeze Replies Boy On Masturbation by jesse515: 9:30am On Jan 05, 2017
This isn't a case of simply yes or no, freeze just earned my respect, he has given his opinion on d issue n it's left for d boy to take or leave...

Whilst freeze often sounds grumpy, I tink d guy has sumtin upstairs...

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Pets / Re: Feelings Of Animals (pix Inside) by jesse515: 8:42pm On Sep 02, 2016
Here comes my 3 favourite. Number 15 explains how Nigerians currently feel. De ar broken from within n looks weary, weak, tired n frustrated, but d chains of change is a cross dey must bear till 2019.

Pets / Re: Feelings Of Animals (pix Inside) by jesse515: 8:36pm On Sep 02, 2016
youngest85:
Ehya

Brah u to hurry. Shuooo.

9,10,11,12.

Pets / Re: Feelings Of Animals (pix Inside) by jesse515: 8:32pm On Sep 02, 2016
5,6,7,8

Pets / Feelings Of Animals (pix Inside) by jesse515: 8:29pm On Sep 02, 2016
Came across dis n tot I shud share. I love pets, I have a dog.

Politics / Re: Eminent Nigerians beg Buhari: Save Nigeria From Imminent Shutdown - VANGUARD by jesse515: 9:36am On Aug 11, 2016
vedaxcool:





Ipoop/Ugadans/Ugu hawkwers/beerfruadians when would you leave short sighted bigotry for a decent educative post?



Bros this your lies would shock the devil, there is N -power, Aso demo day, ensuring the successful completion of Abuja -Kaduna railway, etc

Guy take a chill peel na, why u de run haywire for bu.bu wen u knw say d man dull? D way pple de suffer neva tire u? Abi dem ova pay u last month? Abi u collect person rice join ur rice?
Politics / Re: The Day Bail-out Palaver Hits Ekiti- Vanguard News by jesse515: 8:28am On Jul 22, 2016
omenka:
When would Ekiti state under Fayose ever be under the spotlight for a good reason??

Na wa oo!!

Just looked up and saw someone bringing APC into a news written and published by VANGUARD!

Some people desperately need to have their heads examined by a neurologist- perhaps some nerve-cells just aren't relaying info as they should.

Wen will Nigeria n Nigerians be under a gud spotlight under bubu?

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Business / Re: Naira Hits All Time Low At Interbank Market by jesse515: 6:52am On Jul 22, 2016
onatisi:
Ppl need to ask the cbn governor and buhari about the billions of yuan they said was coming. Or has china changed her mind too

Dats d yuan d Chinese lovers burnt in d hotel.

N why had bubu not travelled again?

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Politics / Re: Dambazau Owns Real Estate In The US, Billions In Abuja - Sahara Reporters by jesse515: 6:35am On Jul 22, 2016
Hehehehehe, Carmjones, wats d issue? Av de not paid u for last month? Or did u not recieve ur rice last month?
Why ar u doin dis here?

Can we please give bubu till 2030?

Sai baba, d incorruptible.

blackpanda:

Yah cos jonathan is a confirm thief.

Den bubu n Tinubu ar pickpocket. Ur fada is a confirm agbero. Hehehehehehe.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Lagos Lawmakers Besiege APC Secretariat by jesse515: 5:54pm On Jul 20, 2016
See as juju de work.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Vs Remi Tinubu: Top 5 ‘hilarious’ Things We Learnt From Their Fracas by jesse515: 4:28pm On Jul 18, 2016
Wizkid insulted Linda ikeji-----sw media (that serves her right)

Soyinka insulted Pej------ sw media (she looks like an hipopo)

Dino finished Remi-------sw media (Dino is tramplin onbd right if women).

Sw why d double hypocrisies.

Op u av Don a fud analysis.

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Politics / Re: My Approval Ratings Are Still High – President Buhari by jesse515: 12:54pm On Jul 17, 2016
Buhari looks like an adadamu (praying matins)

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Politics / Re: Wike Inspects Port-Harcourt Pleasure Park. Praises Workers by jesse515: 9:08am On Jul 17, 2016
ifeelgood:
THE FOOL CALLED GOODLUCK JONATHAN.
Dear Readers,
Before any of you introduce your sermon to me, be rest assured that this post may end well, or may not go down well with you.
It pains my heart to write this, and to ever imagine that the Niger Delta ever had a President like goodluck.
I make bold to say that the pains and agony that commuters pass through on the Calabar/Itu road will never depart from GEJ 's household.
Commuters have been robbed on that spot because a foolish man who came from Bayelsa presided over the affairs of this Nation.
Many have slept on the road.
A foolish President who rather developed the Northern part of Nigeria as against the South South.
An on the spot assessment will tell you that there was never a government in place.
It was a conglomerate of vultures chewing the raw meat in Nigeria.
I urge Buhari to hasten up and jail every fool that wined and dined with Jonathan.
May my generation never fail this country the way a clueless Otuoke fool did.
This cup shall someday pass away from the South South.
I will tell my generations, that there existed a period Nigeria never had a President but a vulture. 2010-2015.
I am not a wailer, I am a voice yearning for a better governance.

Ekpa did obasanjo turn Ogun or sw to Europe for 8 years? Or did ibb turn Niger state to Canada?



We are waitin to see wat d king of d north will do to kastina

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Politics / Re: Solomon Dalung Niger-Delta Avengers Talk by jesse515: 9:04am On Jul 17, 2016
mrkayusfit:
By now the Tanks and bomber jets should have been deployed in full force to the entire Niger delta cos it seems the Indigenes are sympathetic to the scAvengers. Bombing of our oil facilities is a treasonable act that must be considered an act of war against Nigeria. Many states cannot pay salaries and people are dying of hunger because of the actions of these few vagabonds crippling our God given oil wealth. The federal government should not negotiate with them but instead warn innocent people to vacate the region so full military might can be deployed to wipe out the terrorists.

The oil is our collective wealth and no group of people can hold us to ransom. We once fed the whole country with cocoa and groundnut pyramid money and no youth from those regions formed militancy. A word is enough for the wise angry

Ekpa!!!

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Politics / Re: We’ve No Information To Provide On Aisha Buhari Being Wanted In US –US by jesse515: 12:35pm On Jul 13, 2016
vedaxcool:


The thing pain this guy sotee he no fit punctuate his sentence. grin grin Those who follow Fayose will end up in disappointment and depression.

No information means NO INFORMATION.

How much rice u chop wen de worry u?
Travel / Re: Railway Corporation Declares Free Train Service Across Nigeria For 2 Weeks by jesse515: 12:43pm On Jun 23, 2016
In anoda 10yrs if d railway service goes into comatose, pls don't blame dat regime. Again which money will be use to fund d service?


FG provide light for us, not free railway.

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Politics / Re: Orode Uduaghan & Ryan Okpu To Divorce After 4 Years Of Marriage by jesse515: 9:02am On Jun 20, 2016
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Politics / Re: PDP Branded Umbrella Spotted In China Market (photo) by jesse515: 6:26am On Jun 16, 2016
Horus:


Corruption everywhere you go grin grin grin

If we check china well we fit see mr.intergrity cephtipicate for dia o

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Jobs/Vacancies / Delta State STEP And YAGEP Programme by jesse515: 12:08pm On Jun 15, 2016
Please has anyone heard anytin from d delta state govt in regards to STEP n YAGEP 2016 bbatch, since d interview on match 17th till now, dia is no infomation.

Pls if persons in d delta state govt is seeing dis can de pls release a statement to reduce our tension n fake rumour goin round?

Cc: Uboma, lalasticlacla.

pls guys I will appreciate FP
Crime / Re: Al Jazeera Airs Explosive Documentary On Baby Farms In Southern Nigeria by jesse515: 11:41am On Jun 15, 2016
NCAN, wadoo!!!

If d churches , mosque n shrines continually stigmatise women n men unable to bear children as barren n impotent, Nigeria's child farms problem will be on d increase

In nigeria we ar always lookin for money, notin else matta to us except makin money, no sense of community.

I av neva ssen a mosque orphanage or a govt orphanage, d ophanage aspect of charity have bin left by govt n relligious bodies in d hands of greedy iindiduals.

D Igbos callin naija a zoo, wat do u call dis in d land of biafra? Baby farm?
Romance / Re: Chinese Family In The Bedroom Taking Photos As Their Teen Son Lost His Virginity by jesse515: 11:33am On Jun 15, 2016
An urhobo proverb, dem no de show preek where v.gina de.

All des yeye tins nai make chinko preek be like biro cover.
Politics / Re: Tambuwal & Sultan Of Sokoto Flag Off Supply Of 70% Subsidy Fertiliser 2 Farmers by jesse515: 8:17am On Jun 15, 2016
Hope anoda govt does not come onboard n says: I don't knw wat fertilizer subsidy is.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Has Not Allocated Any Oil Bloc – Kachikwu by jesse515: 8:27am On Jun 14, 2016
Believe it or not, last year's election was abt dis oil blocks sharing n NDA's struggle was born cos of dis allocation of oil blocks, d comin days leadin to d allocation n post allocation of d blocks will determine if NDA will soft pedal or if PMB's allies will remain wit him.

I stand for a federated nigeria.
Romance / Re: Is My Nigerian Friend Serious About Me? by jesse515: 8:22am On Jun 14, 2016
Naija babes be givin u answers within dia thoughts. Mimzy tryin so hard to make u understand. (pls listen to dem o, a naija babe can smell fire from a thousand mile)

U keep talkin abt his work, av u seen him spend all des hours workin?

Bae m a guy n trust me, d guy already knows u ar head ova heels for him, d more he kips actin , no tym due to work, d more ur emotions keeps playin on u. Make more enquiries abt dis our nigerian bros, spend more tym wit him, say straight 3hrs afta wwork. For God's sake don't mess him yet.

(feelin terrible m burnin a brothers cable)
Career / Re: Civil Servants And Their Attitude To Work!!!! by jesse515: 6:47am On Jun 13, 2016
Even d senate Dats wat de do, once Nigeria is federated, all des lazy folks including bubu will sit up

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Politics / Re: Tweets About The Power Sector That Got People Talking by jesse515: 11:36pm On Jun 12, 2016
Is dis d new format for CV submission?

Hawking has - ended,

dapper screen washing - gone,

placard carrying- finish

Twitter trolling- trending.

Omoba m not related to Linda ikeji but she no de organise freebies packages for men?
TV/Movies / Re: Nigeria In Darkness: Channels TV Presenter Uses Power Bank On Air (PHOTO) by jesse515: 11:23pm On Jun 12, 2016
Obviously dis was caused by GEJ, NDA n IPOB, dis is a lame attempt to discredit dis credible government, a lame attempt to ridicule d hard work of Fashola by Dele momodu.


Hehehehe, I am proudly Zombie dis evening n m proudly confuse...
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Kill Boy For Delay In Ransom Payment by jesse515: 11:28am On Jun 12, 2016
If we want to change Nigeria n curb kidnapping n ransome Killin to sum extent, let's 1st:

Invest in cctv, invest in town planin, invest in security intelligence. Else all des tins will go unabated.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 25 Weird,violent & Disturbing Vintage Postcards Travelers Actually Mailed by jesse515: 4:22pm On Jun 09, 2016
More:

Wen change finaly came, pmb's official portray (photo 1)

Wat Nigerians ar goin tru currently (photo 2)


All sent as postcard tru nland.

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