₦airaland Forum

lonelydora:
See why you don't need to slap any man.

WOMEN HOLD YOUR TEMPER NO MATTER WHAT!!! A SCENE I WITNESSED FEW DAYS AGO.

A little holdup at the next junction somewhere in PH. We all came down to see what the problem was. Man in a Toyota corolla and a Woman in Lexus RX 330 SUV. Shouts of "Do you know who I am?" rented the air from the woman. Man was very calm and was saying "please, please, just move back a little let me pass".

'Tawaii...tawaii' was all we heard on the man's cheek. Man walked to his car, brought out his phone and dialed some numbers. Came back and told the woman "i won't touch you because you are a woman but I will teach you a lesson you will never forget".

Minutes later, a pickup with inscription "Dragon" loaded with soldiers arrived. Lo and behold, Man is a Lieutenant Colonel on mufti.

Come and see how "do you know who I am" changed to "Please, Please ,I'm sorry Sir, it's the devil's handwork" with the woman kneeling.

Man said "remember I told you I won't touch you". Now call your husband. Woman dialed her phone with teary eyes. Minutes later, husband on a sleek suit, whom I suppose is a banker, came in the company of his 3 colleagues, trying to figure out what was going on seeing soldiers everywhere. (Omo, at this time I have carried my fear fear self enter one shop and was watching from a distance).

Man asked "are you her husband?" He answered Yes. Man said to the woman, Oya start slapping him until I say stop. Hahahaha, come and see how sweat full the husband's body, as they continued begging. Man gave another option for the woman to follow them them to Bori camp.

The funny part was the woman was pleading with the husband to allow her slap him instead of following them to Bori camp. I left the scene at this time. I later came back and asked a friend who sells there what happened. He said they all drove out after sometime including the husband and his colleagues.

Throughout that day I searched the whole Internet to see if I can get any Direct Short Service form to apply. I swear, to join Army hungry me that day (because I remembered I have some people to teach such lessons...don't mind me ooo)

Now, if you were the woman's husband, will you allow her to slap you in public? Or allow her to follow them to Bori camp? Honest answers please.

chibabe259:
Working dick should be added.

hedonistic:
Very true. In fact, I hate bringing people too close, especially these hypocritical eye service 'poor' wretches. Very sad, evil-minded, treacherous souls, most of the time.

Give them their crumbs and keep them very far.

Zizicardo:
pls, who's that person in d picture

ClaraJ:
Thank you

ClaraJ:
hmmm, you want to blow my mind abi?

ClaraJ:
Aww! Cute... Who will mary me

folakemigeh:
Why can't we just have an average relationship based on true love, companionship and Trust??
My last relationship ended abruptly because my man felt i was cheating on him whereas i took him to momma and was so proud of him all over d social media and etcetera
All a normal girl want is just to love and being love in return



I still do believe in love and i know the right man will come very soon


Rip to the dead

ajepako:
Bros.. Even though l detest APC with every fibre in my soul, sadly APC will win..

Not because people will massively vote for them no..

APC is the most undemocratic party l can think of, it will intimidate, maim, wound, annihilate and murder anyone that stands in its way.. It will cause anarchy and disorder, disregard legal regulations, destroy anything in its way but it will ensure its victory swimming in the blood of the poor masses..

Plus the machinery of massive rigging is already in motion alongside military and federal might and strength..

So sadly, Nigeria is stuck with APC until God intervenes on behalf of his beloved..

ajepako:
Bros.. Even though l detest APC with every fibre in my soul, sadly APC will win..

Not because people will massively vote for them no..

APC is the most undemocratic party l can think of, it will intimidate, maim, wound, annihilate and murder anyone that stands in its way.. It will cause anarchy and disorder, disregard legal regulations, destroy anything in its way but it will ensure its victory swimming in the blood of the poor masses..

Plus the machinery of massive rigging is already in motion alongside military and federal might and strength..

So sadly, Nigeria is stuck with APC until God intervenes on behalf of his beloved..

tifany89:
Cease noise oga, which reputation? Terrorist country mtchewww . Fixed that madness first that involves killing n maiming of fellow countrymen before anything else

TheLordIsGr8:
crazy.....politicians are doing worse u r complaining about ganja....

balanceofterror1:
My dear, it is only Isreal that can deal with U. S.

baibrown:
Horrible woman to leave from Tuesday to Friday with no explanation. I'm sure you hurt her feelings very well but to leave for 3 nights you must not accept or you lose all power forever. Keep the child until she begs you to forgive her but don't forget to apologize first for hurting her on her wedding day.

razfad10:
NOUN comes to mind.

adorablepepple:
Make up is meant to enhance your beauty,these days I see babes totally transformed after makeup and I am shocked sometimes.
I remember going to a bridal shower and all the babes with their make up on fleek.wetin concern me I was just enjoying myself with my face like that.... so I slept early only to wake up in the night to pee, it was as if I woke up in a mortuary, I couldn't recognise anybody. I wanted to die, even pee seize. That night was terrible

tosyne2much:
Thanks biggest boss

tosyne2much:
No one is completely flawless when it comes to speaking and writing in English language.. In as much as I must commend your effort to have come up with the corrected version, you still failed to put punctuation marks where appropriate


Cc
Psoul

Psoul:
Ok....now everybody is condemning this girl and I believe there are many of us here who fall below this girl's standard. If you feel you are better than this girl, I challenge you to point out all the errors in the Application Letter and submit a corrected version. I promise to send a N1000 worth airtime to a correct version.

jaxxy:
How come he didnt hv proper escorts. Sad