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Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 9:07am On Oct 07, 2016
Olowozain:
This is FG programme and not a traditional loan, so FG could stand as our guarantors and collaterals and even as our solicitors if they need to suddenly convert the program loan terms into traditional loan terms because we were all invited by Federal Government (FG) and the conditions to have access to fund our businesses doesn't include guarantors

Let us relax and be more focus and watch what happen next
Abi, is this not what a sensible government should be doing. Just watch what will happen next year when this programme calls for participants.
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 9:04am On Oct 07, 2016
Nairaplus:
Seriously speaking, my TRAINING will be next week (October 10th -14th) but with all the noise about Guarantors for a Federal Government guaranteed loan, I am begining to consider taking a bow out of this.

First, they put us through the first test of spending internet data, and then they surprised us with the Take-Care-of-your-Bills warning for the training.

I think this is getting too far... how can government not be able to make provision for what it envisioned will boost the economy? This programme is becoming laughable o... seriously.
You say becoming? It already is. And it has gone overboard already. Just watch how this will backfire and explode in the face of the organizers and FG. The next thing, Liar Mohammed will come out to say 100k jobs were created whereas most participants backed out.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Twitter User Gets An Internship With Oando by Jethrolite(m): 8:55am On Oct 07, 2016
HelloItsMe:
Abi you don't know what an internship is? Plus the duration was stated which is 1 month, and he wouldn't be working as a pertrol attendant... So if they don't decide to give home full time position, e concern you? He has gotten valuable experience, that's what matters.
Please carry your wahala and go. I hear you, I don't know what an internship is, because na internship pain the dude pass.
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 8:52am On Oct 07, 2016
Sportize:
@jethrolite, i suggest u find another line of business if wat u say is d exact nature of wat u want d loan 4...

Tink of sumtin dat will gv u immediate returns nd frm there u can use its profit to run d business of your dreams... even they wont buy d idea.
U av d chance of changing business still

I my self am into service business but i thought about it and i currently making a business plan on something totally different...

#WeMustSucceed
Thanks for this information, that's exactly what I will start doing.
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 2:41am On Oct 07, 2016
WORLDPEACE:
I know there is no disconnect anywhere, I'm just saying they better be joking. I think I remember seeing the guarantor thing somewhere though on BOI site, but they did not give details. They put 10 billion naira all over the news to get people excited. Too bad it worked; I am already excited and I am going to get what's mine.
When you get your guarantor, let me know.
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 2:31am On Oct 07, 2016
WORLDPEACE:
Let's just make it to the very last stage of the program. My philosophy of life is that nothing is given; you gotta take it. I don't know what Buhari's intentions are but I'll be damned if I am going to let them waste my data and funds on a program only to be given requirements I can't meet. I will lead a social media campaign the stench of which they cannot stand. I know the negative feedback from across the nation is already piling up. There is so much pressure a man can take, even if they are politicians. I have aluta in my DNA. We won't just roll over and play dead. I want to believe there is just a disconnect between the bank, us and the government. We will all end up as one big happy family.
There is no disconnect anywhere, this was the plan from the very beginning but they hid the guarantor side from us and told us the only thing they wanted was our result. If they had said anything about guarantor in the beginning, very few people would have shown interest and people would have heaped insults on the government. They only succeeded in delaying the insults because it is very much on its way. This programme was made to replace youwin and it should live up to such standards. This government condemned every single thing Jonathan did including Youwin, now look at the rubbish programme they replaced it with because we're broke. When it's time to drink tea in Aso rock, Nigeria is not broke but when the youth stands to gain, Nigeria is broke.

It will be absolutely crazy for me to start my tech business with a loan knowing fully well how long such business takes to mature, in the first few years it will make little or no money and gather momentum as user base increases. Just imagine if nairaland.com was started with this kind of loan, would it have survived to this day.

Unless you have no intention of traveling out of this country I suggest you do not go on any protest because they will mark your name down not so they can listen to your plea but harass you with SSS when the time comes.
Technology Market › Re: MAKE ORDER, WE SHIP 4 YOU, BUY FROM USA/CHINA ebay,amazon,$4/Ibs MAYORALL by Jethrolite(m): 2:03am On Oct 07, 2016
Mayorall I need these items.

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32546648166.html

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32564547050.html

I need 2 lots of the first and 2 of the second.

Please give me the total cost to Nigeria and how long it will take to get here.
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 1:41am On Oct 07, 2016
Olowozain:
Both Jethrolite and WORLDPEACE has really make more than sense in their last comments.

You guys should keep it up.

As for me, the training I have received and still receiving is an asset already.

AMI and PAU has made their money already as Jethrolite has mentioned, so it is left for BOI/FG not to waste both human and monetary resources.

They don't need any form of Guarantor to make these program a success.

A Guarantor won't make an entrepreneur/business be successful rather they should focus on parameters that would make an entrepreneur/business to be successful
If they stick to this guarantor bullshit then I'll only do my best to get to Lagos and snap some vain glory pictures then give this programme my middle finger. Who told the organizers that this is how western nations became great-by taking our results and asking for guarantors just because of a bullshit loan.

I feel very sad for this country, those in power and policy makers are blind to the realities of our present state. I heard the excuse for converting this programme from a grant to a loan is because the nation is broke. When it is the time of citizens to gain from government, we always have to bear a selfish cost but when it's their turn to fly private and engage in all sorts of stupendous spending, suddenly the money becomes available to be squandered.

Let me get to the stage where these crazy requirements come up and I may just throw in the towel because this good for nothing government that has nothing to offer us wants to use us to trade market. Mortgage the education we spent years to receive and put our relatives in a dilemma.
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 1:29am On Oct 07, 2016
WORLDPEACE:
Fight to the end we must sha! Success is not for the faint-hearted. Even If it takes a stick-up on the policy makers to get it, I will get it.
Lol, when the reality of finding a guarantor hits you, you will know its not about being bold. Just last month I had to get a similar guarantor for something else I was doing, even one guarantor I could not get. Who do you think wants to secure your N5m loan with their hard earned money especially in this perilous time?

Just try getting a person now before hand. When the day breaks, go out there and start looking for your guarantor and report back here how it went.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Twitter User Gets An Internship With Oando by Jethrolite(m): 1:23am On Oct 07, 2016
Aiholi:
He is on ''internship'' sir.
How is he gonna be dumped?
What's the meaning of one month internship? Let's wait for oando to prove me wrong when the internship ends.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Twitter User Gets An Internship With Oando by Jethrolite(m): 10:54pm On Oct 06, 2016
Aiholi:
lalasticlala, myndd44, Seun, etal
Please let our Nairaland Youths see and Learn
Learn what exactly, oando will most likely use and dump him. Do you know that girl who carried placard in Lagos asking for job is still unemployed to this day despite having personal audience with Osibanjo and Elumelu?
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 10:49pm On Oct 06, 2016
WORLDPEACE:
Add that to the fact that they've wasted tax payer's money that's short in circulation training every one of us. It makes no sense if most can't access the loan. We are looking at about a billion spent on training. It's ridiculous!
Do they care? AMI and PAU have made their money. Whether we access loan or not is no longer their business.
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 10:34pm On Oct 06, 2016
WORLDPEACE:
Then taking my certificate makes no sense. I could get a job that would help me pay the loan with 3 month's salary. You can't cage me and still stress my loved ones. Besides, if they had that money to give they would have given me directly.
Then it's your choice to make. You really have to ask yourself if you need the money. If you don't then you pass. I know very soon, this programme will boomerang with winners who are unable to make the loan requirements insulting the government. Nigeria is the only country I know in recession where the government tightens money circulation even to critical sectors. I can't wait for 2019 so they can pack their load and go. Even legitimately rich people I know are now in distress. The whole thing is just a complete mess. Is this country cursed or what? The next government is always worse than the previous.
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 9:25pm On Oct 06, 2016
WORLDPEACE:
What does the guarantor vouch for? Is it loanee's ability to pay back the loan or their character? What I mean is, in the event that the loanee is not able to pay but he is ready to face the consequences will the guarantor still have to pay the 5 million?
Lol, you answered your question. Your certificate is taken to make you serious while you provide someone they can take their money from if you default. What consequences do you want to face? Go to prison or what?
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 8:11pm On Oct 06, 2016
Olowozain:
Nevertheless, I believe BoI/FG would have to readjust their loan term as regards to guarantor to enable them achieve the purpose of the program and avoid successful applicants to withdraw
I hope so too.
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 7:33pm On Oct 06, 2016
dyydxx:
it's on a case by case basis. depending on your business would determine how they would ringfence the loan
That's some comfort. That guarantor part is still the headache.
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 7:17pm On Oct 06, 2016
dyydxx:
yes
Thank you for your speedy reply. Is there no concession for those in technology, 50% is too much for machinery procurement.
Business › Re: Bank Of Industry YES Programme Shortlist by Jethrolite(m): 7:09pm On Oct 06, 2016
Cohort one participants, is it true that BOI is asking for N5m guarantor and they will only disburse 50% as working capital while the other 50% is for machinery procurement and the payment time is 5 years?

Please urgent answers and is the loan N5m each to qualified participants?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shortlist of Names of BOI YES Programme Successful Applicants 2016-Round 2 by Jethrolite(m): 7:05pm On Oct 06, 2016
ESUNAM:
Participants in the ongoing federal government
Youth Entrepreneur Support Programme (YES-
P) in collaboration with Bank of Industry (BoI)
have cried out for a more feasible loan
conditions in order to be able to access the 5
million naira loan en marked for the funding of
their business ideas.
According to some participants interviewed by
our correspondents, after going through a
three months rigorous online training and
another one week intensive in-class training,
the Bank of Industry has presented difficult
loan conditions which will effectively make it
difficult to get the loan.
The YES-P participants according to the loan
terms will have to relinquish two certificates
including their degree certificates all through
the loan term as a collateral security.
Another huddle is the provision of a loan
guarantor who will have to declare their net
worth to the bank including bank statement.
The categories of individuals who can sign as
guarantor are senior civil servants, doctors,
lawyers, professionals. According to
participants, getting these individuals to sign a
loan of 5 million naira in this time of recession
is an almost impossible task.
The loan also comes with a 9% interest rate
that must be paid within a term of five years.
Most of the would be beneficiary of the
scheme are already pulling out as a result of
their inability to provide loan guarantors,
according to a source in the bank, very few
participants, less than 5% have been able to
meet the loan conditions.
Some of the participants also complained that
the bank will mainly support their business
through direct purchase of equipment and
other capital assets while releasing only a
maximum of 50% of the fund as working
capital. According to sources, this arrangement
only favors agriculture but disadvantage for
those investing in ICT, intellectual properties
and those whose business is offering of
services.
The YES Programme is an initiative of the
federal government and the Bank of Industry
to tackling unemployment in the country which
is expected to generate 36,000 jobs for the
nation. The YES Programme is also part of the
federal government’s drive and wealth creation
programme which is aimed at addressing the
malaise of youth unemployment.
The programme is targeted at young aspiring
entrepreneurs within the age range of 18-35
years, who have a minimum educational
qualification of Ordinary National Diploma
(OND) or its equivalents.
Considering the hurdles standing in the way of
these entrepreneurs, it is highly unlikely that
the objective of this programme will be
accomplished except the federal government
steps in and help advice the bank of industry to
soften the loan conditions.
If this is true then the program will fail. Where do I get a guarantor? Let me get there first and if they insist then I'll back out of this loan. N5m guarantor in this recession, that is a very inhumane requirement.
Business › Re: Are You An Active MMM Helper? You Must Read This! by Jethrolite(op): 5:01pm On Oct 06, 2016
WORLDPEACE:
I need an up to date digital marketing course or material. Do you have any? I also need to do serious online marketing.
Didn't you do the market targeting, Segmentation and positioning course, what more do you want?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shortlist of Names of BOI YES Programme Successful Applicants 2016-Round 2 by Jethrolite(m): 3:32pm On Oct 06, 2016
WORLDPEACE:
Shebi you see how you have ruined the song?
Now I have to go and rewrite part of it.
grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shortlist of Names of BOI YES Programme Successful Applicants 2016-Round 2 by Jethrolite(m): 2:46pm On Oct 06, 2016
WORLDPEACE:
Can't wait to hit the 13th course, that would be 70% completed. By then they would have started inviting some people to the in-class training. That is the first milestone to aim for.
We're making money this year, no matter what they do things will be better this year.
This year,
this year,
this year.

Hehehehehe
More like next year. In class training will be in December, then there's the holiday that will slow everything down but nothing will make me happier than receiving alert December 20th or earlier.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shortlist of Names of BOI YES Programme Successful Applicants 2016-Round 2 by Jethrolite(m): 1:07pm On Oct 06, 2016
CuteTj:
i was just kidding. do drop your email.
Hehehe, Oya send PM.
Phones › Re: My Phantom 6 Unboxing Picture Story by Jethrolite(m): 8:39am On Oct 06, 2016
ExInferis:
Stop lying.

From a 30k phone to a 400k phone?

You can't afford the Note 7.

Else you wouldn't ever be caught dead with a Tecno.
Lol, why are you so pained? That God has changed my level? By the time I get that phone I'll definitely have forgoten about you and this thread, besides I have nothing to prove to you. A friend needs a phone and I'll like to give you the 30k so you can buy the boom J8 for me. Hater!
Phones › Re: Sony At Last Brings Playstation Games To Android & Ios by Jethrolite(m): 8:30am On Oct 06, 2016
This is nice. Technology is advancing at break neck speed, if you don't do it, someone else will.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shortlist of Names of BOI YES Programme Successful Applicants 2016-Round 2 by Jethrolite(m): 8:17am On Oct 06, 2016
CuteTj:
This one pass brain sapping!!!!!!!!

I now have a backlog of uncompleted assignments. Who will help me out with my assignments (for a fee)? LoL......
How much will you pay, I'll clear all your backlogs by 12 noon.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shortlist of Names of BOI YES Programme Successful Applicants 2016-Round 2 by Jethrolite(m): 7:32pm On Oct 05, 2016
Firebrand1:
I rep cohort 2
Am sorry for being so mute 4 long, the online programme is brain sapping .........10th course completed and waiting for the next course to load
Cool
Travel Ads › Re: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by Jethrolite(m): 3:42pm On Oct 05, 2016
Bizbloke I need these items.

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32546648166.html

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32564547050.html

I need 2 lots of the first and 2 of the second.

Please give me the total cost to Nigeria and how long it will take to get here.
Phones › Re: My Phantom 6 Unboxing Picture Story by Jethrolite(m): 2:02pm On Oct 05, 2016
repogirl:
True talk. What good is an expensive phone if the OS isn't updated frequently. Google phones are the best right now.

Did you say Note7? Isn't that the one that explodes?
Lol, it has stopped exploding and I spoke in present tense-I'll use my boom J8 probably until mid next year. By then, the phones I mentioned will no longer be in my wishlist.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shortlist of Names of BOI YES Programme Successful Applicants 2016-Round 2 by Jethrolite(m): 8:07am On Oct 05, 2016
WORLDPEACE:
Okay, here I am. What good tidings bringest thee?
Good tidings of cooperation.
Phones › Re: Google Unveiled Its First Smartphone, Pixel - Check Out Specs And Features by Jethrolite(m): 9:58pm On Oct 04, 2016
This phone is the true iPhone killer, unlimited backup for pictures and videos. Things just got serious, very very serious.
Phones › Re: My Phantom 6 Unboxing Picture Story by Jethrolite(m): 9:56pm On Oct 04, 2016
Tecno will not think of releasing ota updates for even their recent phones instead they continue releasing more expensive and worthless phones. From this boom j8 I have my eyes squarely on Pixel XL or Note 7.

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