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Christianity EtcWhat's Your View About This ? Yes Or No? by Jhosh(op): 1:55pm On Apr 09, 2016
What's your view about this?
Nobody has been able to say "Yes or No" concerning this so far..

Here is the question *

A situation where you get waylaid in you car by armed robbers and then after the "cocking of guns,the threats and other physical assaults"

They pop up the usual question
" Where is the money ?"

Does saying you don't have money a sin ? When you really do. Can that be Categorised into a sin for lieing or not?

In other way round,you got shot nd "DIED" Where will you end up ? Heaven or hell ?
(everyone knows when such statement is said, they rather waste people who has nothing)

Most people view about this wll be that's not a sin ;God wll understand but It was made straight in the bible to speak the truth no matter the consequences..#


Genesis 3:4
Leviticus 19:11
Psalm 119:163
Proverbs 12:22
Proverbs 13:5
These are some bible verses that talked about "Falsehood"..

What's your view about this?

Lalasticlala..'Show
RomanceRe: Habby51 Useless And A Bastard Arsehole Nigerian!!! by Jhosh(m): 4:47pm On Apr 07, 2016
grin Sh1t juz gat funny.. Copy nd paste ' Seen dox words side by side on a site..
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 8:36am On Mar 28, 2016
Prescott001:
many pple thought i am dead. i swear. i was so astonished when i heard so.
cheesy

Good to see u back..'

Heard dem carry ur phone?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 7:15am On Mar 28, 2016
Prescott001:
027/028 COUNTDOWN TO RESUMPTION shocked
Alex !!! grin
TV/MoviesRe: Church Runs - Comedy Short Film From YET Films Ng By Nairalanders by Jhosh(m): 7:03pm On Mar 26, 2016
Even people wey no get youtube link for phone go dey say..

Nice one"so hilarious"..
grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lion Sighted Near Lagos Now Now Now! (pic) by Jhosh(m): 12:18pm On Mar 19, 2016
grin
Na only me notice say d car seats colour diffrnt?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 11:25am On Mar 19, 2016
hausadreturn:
solid. Which is your specialty?
Soccer'#
Getting into sku f- team requires what?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 8:57am On Mar 19, 2016
hausadreturn:
Hello folks, and how're u all doing...
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I believe a lot of us have started preparing for school because as you can imagine....e don dey near ooo.
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I'll advise you incoming students to start now and save a lot of cash so that when the heat comes, you all will be able to stand gidigbam.
Also, those who have issues living independently should start learning it by force, as the characters you'll see on this campus will be far worse than (both @ moro, at a poly or @ home) you've seen @ other places.
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God bless OAU
>
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####team psychology (for self actualization & human happiness)
>>
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*oh! and lest i forget...
For the sports lovers; be it soccer, swimming, tennis, volleyball, athletics, basketball, etc., abeg, no forget carry una sports stuffs come ooo. Let it not be like all those babyish talk like ''i wan survey school first'', or ''i no wan make e be like say na ball i come play for school''.....
dudes.......that one na story.
Oau is like a long term project so be prepared.
#soft# sup with soccer nd athletics ?
EducationRe: 8-Year-Old Pupil Arrested In Ogun For Reporting His Teacher by Jhosh(m): 1:03pm On Mar 18, 2016
This is rubbish'
Trust me this man is gonna win this case '
8'years old? Na wa oo
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Jhosh(m): 11:57am On Mar 12, 2016
End of Thread !! grin
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 10:16am On Mar 10, 2016
Jayooluwa:
lemme help yhu small, dis is unfiltered list, me myself no be evrythin i go buy, jst arrange dem accordin to yhur priority nd am presumin yhu ar getting public hostel, so datz wat am goin to mention, yhu get?

FOR EDUCATION
Books(hard covers ni oh)

school bag (or hand bag if yhu want)

Calculator

biros

a4 paper ( dnt ask me)

alarm clock(for late risers like me though yhu can use yhur fone)

laptop

voice recorder(incase yhu fall asleep in klas)

KITCHEN
a set of pot

kitchen rag

cutleries

plates

turning stick

cooking spoons

fry pan

bucket

sponge, soap, iron sponge,etc

scissors

knife

gas cylinder nd gas

bowls

toaster

glass cups(yhu cn get stainless if yhu break tinz weller, lol)

tray(dunno why)

FOR ROOM
bedsheets

blanket(men dont need dis)

pillow(yhu fit use yhur bag)

small travelin bag(wen yhu decide to go ome)
mop

laundry bag(yhu will tank me later)

broom nd packer

calender

lamp

wrapper

PERSONAL
box

umbrella

clothes

underwear

shoes

slippers

sandals

tooth paste

bathing soap

sponge nd toothbrush(if yhu ar shy of d one yhu ar usin at ome)

hair brush nd cream

mirror

toilet roll

poti( to defecate)

phone (i added it myself, nid a new fone)

sewing kit

wrist watch

body cream

bucket

bowl

make up kit(hahaha, if yhu do apply make up, lol)


FOOD STUFFS

semovita

wheat

amala

pupuru(if yhu like it)

veg.oil

palm oil

maggi nd salt

curry nd time

granated pepper( in large quantity)

matches

provision

sugar

garri

groundnut

jenujenu

datz wat i was able to rememba jare, if i rememba, i go tell yhu cos am nuh touching my list yet, d tin dey scare me
I think I need to create thread on diffrnt types of freshers ' grin..

I dey fear u bruh
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Paintings By A Nigerian That Is About To Break The Internet by Jhosh(m): 8:36am On Mar 09, 2016
grin
[b]grin
[/b ORESEGUN]grin
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 5:20am On Mar 08, 2016
OluwatoyinIS:
Someone talked about us meeting somewhere or something, dude! Ion think that'll mak any sense!
Why not comeup with something more like a red flag, something nice. Probably something to add to ur outfit. My own opinion tho, abeg dnt criticise me
Sheyb just to recognise a NLer ni,lobatan abi? huh
Cc:Iamoluwaslim,sketcherJ,drdrei09,Jayooluwa,mikkylaw1,Olusanya333,horeofe,BlueRat,Hakeem12,PaulWillbliz,Dapoxion,salmonlekan,Larrah,JSMMUYIWA,chisombenedicta ...and others .
Ps: abeg no vex say I mention you, b like say people dy vex anyhow these days
Very certain you gonna see Freshers with a red tag on their cloths nd they aint nairalanders..'

Biko'
No need to go way too far with red tag'#

We can just decide on where to meet mayb late evening-after few days of resumption to hang round/gists/talk bout sku stuffs,get to know eachother better..#
CrimeRe: (photo)see The Face Of The Phone Snatcher That Stole My Phone Last Nyt @ Ikorodu by Jhosh(m): 12:30pm On Mar 05, 2016
Iwo olorun #
Wonderfully made is what we'r been called
Truth be told' I think that's a lie ..
Ahba See person nose like can malt hole#
Jokes EtcRe: The Best Way To Stop Over Speeding. Pics by Jhosh(m): 12:26pm On Mar 05, 2016
I like this grin

More of the driver remembering he/she has kid looking up to him/her to be back home#
EducationRe: 188marks In 2016 Jamb Examination.. by Jhosh(m): 10:13am On Mar 01, 2016
musayohanna:
wow that man helped me gain admission in usman dan fodio university sokoto,i need to call him,i had lost his number
Naso una noget brain reach?

undecided

Same ba3tard behind 2 monikers quoting himself#

For those seeking admission/jambites,dnt fall victims of this'#

Success to u all'
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 9:19am On Mar 01, 2016
Splash105:
The vc list is not yet out, it is still being compiled, That was what the vc said yesterday, not directly to me though. I believe it can still be changed because a lot of people on the vc list might have been given admission into those departments with fewer aspirants.
You dey chat with V.c ? undecided .huh.
Quit encouraging urself with ur assumption grin

Nd face the course assigned to u..'

Nothing like "I believe it can stil b Changed"

I don't knw if there is stil a list remaining but if there is/ forget course being changed on it..#'
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 1:01am On Mar 01, 2016
MisterDreamz:
Okay! Like I am being paid to lie? sad
coolMaybe they made a mistake huh
Abi na prayer/fasting change am..grin..
Ur nigga dey lie giv u'
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 12:34am On Mar 01, 2016
MisterDreamz:
Stay there! I know someone whose course was changed from Biochemistry to Med. and Surgery,in part1 presently! The biochemistry was on merit self undecided "I just open mouth when them port my guy!"
What has happened can happen again!
grin..Lie muhammed ..'

Continue
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 9:47pm On Feb 29, 2016
Splash105:
ok, let us assume someone has already been given another course, like a fall back course and his/her name later made it to the vc list for his preferred course, what do you think would be the outcome?
grin..

Funny sh1ii..

Name nofit dey 2 lists nan'

When u v ben assigned a course in a list(2nd/3rd),forget being assigned another course in another list..# Not even v.c own
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 12:48am On Feb 29, 2016
mesmer:
thanks for your prompt response. I will tell him that. does that mean there shouldn't be a reason for him to go to the school to pay for his acceptance fee cos he is not aware of the deadline if the date has already been set?
No date has been set '

Reg wll start march/april..'

Since his name has ben uploaded on jamb portal,nothing to worry about..No way jamb wll give em admission nd oau won't upload his name' #

When reg is bout to start,oau wll update their reg details/portal info..'
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 11:37pm On Feb 28, 2016
mesmer:
pls guys! I have a question that needs an urgent answers to and am hoping you guys might be able to help.
my nephew found that he has been offered a provisional admission on jamb website to be study English but on the OAU eportal, his admission status says not yet admitted....
pls which one should we believe and I hope it is not late to pay for his acceptance fee yet cos he just found out last week Friday on jamb website? your answers and suggestions will be greatly appreciated. thanks in advance.
Oau never start todey upload dea portal..'Make em chill
Nothing to be scared bout +

I dnt think jamb wll give someone admission nd d name won't be uploaded on d sku portal e/she intends to go..

Nob them send lists give dem? undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: [agony Of An Orphan] Sign The Documents Or Forget About Your Education Dream by Jhosh(m): 11:18pm On Feb 28, 2016
Side frm the story'

Don't tell me that sh1t bout ur (english words-composition) not being ur mother's tonque..
undecided

Its the official language of nigeria, u ought to know how to speak or write as a literate H-being.
...........
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 1:10pm On Feb 28, 2016
Jiboy95:
lol...dnt be afraid bro
grin..English-LanG
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 12:40pm On Feb 28, 2016
Jiboy95:
6weeks to Go BTW; Wat ur course?
Bruh' before I tell u..I dey fear ur dp..' U b army? undecided...Hope nob say una wan trace me come my department kon carry me? huh grin
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 7:16am On Feb 28, 2016
Larrah:
lolzzzzz pub admin
cheesy
See you in oau '
Api sunday#
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 7:08am On Feb 28, 2016
1225 hrs to Resumption huh
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 1:55pm On Feb 27, 2016
Larrah:
not attacking or being touchy! At times we want sometin better but life give us alternatives to better! Its left to d person to go for alternative or pray abt it! Unless u take it with force, life won't give u wat u want. The guy shuld dig deep in his heart, the answer is dere if he shuld do it or not and d most important pray abt it. Thanks! Resumption is near, make me kinda happy after so many yrs! All tanks to God
Word !
Am not against the guy tho' ..
Might actually get to be the best in the course/field.. Its just a Matter of developing new 'Aims/focus/determination for the new course nd getting to knw what's it about"..

Would v gone for it too tho' ..Guess luck shines on us more than us"..' Asta lavista'..What's u into?your course cheesy..

Hope nob law cuz u sabi argue ehn..
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 9:32pm On Feb 26, 2016
Larrah:
u typed a person Who has no focus will go for undesired course! Sit down dere make u dey look 4 unfocus wen people are making it out of course dey call undesired! U analysed d 7 years like say witches and wizard delay no dey dere! I don't tink u know d pains of sitting at ome 4 4,5,6 or more dat yrs! D person would grab any course den lata do jamb buh atleast he has some tin
undecided
Come on sis'

U r beginning to sound touchy..Its a faceless forum'no hard feeling..#

All well said' atleast we all v ben admitted ! #
Success ahead to us all !
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 5:17pm On Feb 26, 2016
PaulWillbliz:
Hehehehe, me sef dey enjoy the arguments. . But, ma add something sha, what of you who's been pursuing your desired course for long, let's say 4/5 years now during those years you were given courses you never opted for, but i keep wondering;why not rather make up with the course given to you, desired or not desired (probably, that's where God wants you to make it from) and also instead staying 4/5 years battling for some desired course, why not make use of those years in school at the first place instead staying home for 4/5 years at home, to me that 4 year first degree programme at home, unihome thingy! Afterwards..... ... ..... Wait. .... ... I've forgotten the rest sha, but me i support Larrah sha.. kiss
grin..Lol..'
'There is nothing like "that's where God wants u to be"..
That's a statement used when one's expectation Is cut short..
You just v to agree with that when u dint meet d requirements of what u wanted..
Its a choice weda to try again or liv with d ideology of "that's where God want u to be"
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m):
Larrah:
u guys won't understand so don't lemme argue! Just tank God 4 ur own buh lemme ask u a question someone who has been looking for admission desperately for 7 yrs u tink if he sees dat English and international studies u spoilt even thou he always wanted English language! Wat do u tink he would do? He's gonna grab it praising God. The guy shuld go for it n he shuld do change of course or take anoda jamb while doing it rather dan waste a year sitting at ome. U tink u gonna do d same job with ur course, many graduate in biochem n odas working as a banker!
cheesy..Funny you !..
You think his retaking jamb every year cause he's always failing? ..No ! Very likely the courses assigned to him is one of d tinz making him retake jamb.. 4 out of 7 years he has ben doing jamb..wll b "Unwanted courses" while 3 mty be "failure"..

Only someone who dosint hav focus will enter uni to do a course he/she has no idea bout..'

I believe u know "Great people/ successful people"we r seeing today made it through wit dea perseverance to study the course dey wanna set a career on..' Imaqine someone who wanna study law nd was given french? ..Where d passion go dey?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 12:16am On Feb 26, 2016
Larrah:
u would rather stay at home and waste anoda year, it seems uve forgotten u are in Nigeria! I don't pray u experience waste of tym with jamb n post jamb den u will swallow ur philosophy!
cheesy

Does it really matter if we in nigeria?

I wasted a whole year cause of the course assigned to me,had to forgo it(English nd international studies) in 2014( one uni like dat), Would v ben better if its english..Wetin b international studies? Crazy right?grin..Now Iv gotten "English-language"d main koko !
Call it luck ! Call it connection ! Call it self-success#kokan aye ! I don get am

Its a choice..Less u know jamb do change people's career or "destiny" I wll say.. All in a bid to enter univ desperately u choose d wrong career nd graduate.. I think his actually talking bout d future..Chances of ben successful in a course u don't wanna study but dnt want to stay at home is 20%..No passion/focus/goals..Just doing it !

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