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1. The hot girl/guy
Let’s start in a good place because it’s only going to
get worse from here. You always seem find a hot girl or
guy to swoon over on the bus…..in reality, they’re not
even aware of you…
2. The music too loud in earphones
person…
A massive pet peeve of mine. It’s usually something
insanely shit too….like smiley virus or that Bieber kid.
How are these people’s ears not bleeding
3.The clown
Always keeping the bus cool with his funny words,sayings..(mostly males)
4.The one who sits beside you when
there are loads of free seats…
Why oh why….half the bus is empty and you want to sit
beside me…no words can describe how pissed off this
scenario makes me…
5.The messy eater
Always buying snacks at any given opportunity, as d eater dey buy groundnut,chin chin.Na so e/she go dey top am with viju milk,Lacasera or any available drinks.
6.The preacher
60% assurance is sure of meeting someone who is gonna be preaching in d bus..Its annoying sometimes hearing d same thing.
7.The feet on the seat person..
I actually don’t have a problem with this at all.
Obviously if the bus is full I wouldn’t dream of it but if
the bus is quiet I’m going to put my feet up and relax…
I’m sorry but that’s just the way it is. I don’t cause any
damage to anything and I have a comfortable journey,
the way some people bang on about it you’d swear
people should should be sent to the gallows for it…
8. The person doing her (maybe his)
make up..
Annoys some people…not me. Hilarity may ensue when
travelling over speed bumps though….
9. The talking insanely loud on the
phone one..
Here’s an idea…I don’t give a shit about your
conversation. People can talk on the bus at low
levels…amazingly I have actually managed to do this
myself so I know it’s not bs. So please take it down to
around a 2 and stop annoying
10. The shrieking kid…
Touchy subject….all I know is I’ve seen enough
parents absolutely leather their kids on the bus for
doing next to nothing, it really is quite disturbing.
Generally what happens is the kid does something that
warrants the parent asking them to stop. However in
these cases the parent, instead of talking to the child,
resorts to physical retaliation that wouldn’t be out of
place in Ultimate Mortal Kombat ensuring a shrieking
teary experience for all passengers. …
11. The one who smells like $h!T..
How can people not know when they smell this bad?
Please use some deodrant, lynx, aftershave, perfume…
we should be allowed mace someone who smells this
bad..
12.The quiet,unnoticed individual in the bus
You won't even notice u entered the same bus with the individual when getting off.
13.The complainer
Always complaining.About d speed lf d car even if the driver aint speeding that much,heat,tight space..Etc

Add Yours..

2014-09-03 08:45
Abuja - Seven candidates are in the running for the
Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) presidency to be
overseen by the congress faction of the country's FA.
According to the list of cleared candidates published on
the website of the congress-led football federation, Taiwo
Ogunjobi, Abba Yola, Mike Umeh, Amaju Pinnick, Dominic
Iorfa, Sheu Dikko and Amanze Uchegbulam are vying for
the office of the NFF presidency, SuperSport reports.
Three candidates are, however, in the running for the
office of first vice president. Chairman of Abia Warriors,
Emeka Inyama, Shehu Adamu and Lagos State FA
chairman, Seyi Akinwunmi are the trio cleared to run for
the first vice president position.
Read more at SuperSport .

2014-09-03 10:09
Lagos - The Deputy British High Commissioner to Nigeria,
Carter Leslie, has reportedly died of a heart attack
following his collapse as the Muritala Muhammad
International Airport in Lagos.
Leslie was reported to have fallen and slumped while
arriving Nigeria on onboard a Delta Airlines from Atlanta
Georgia.
Also Read: Thousands resettled after Bama terror crisis
The incident temporarily caused uproar at the airport as
many feared that he may have died of the Ebola Virus
disease presently ravaging the country.
He was later confirmed to have died of heart attack.
His body was taken to an undisclosed hospital where he
was officially declared death.
– CAJ News

Eje jesu...



##Pick race

Maiduguri -Boko Haram have seized a strategic town in
Nigeria's far northeast, prompting denials from the
military, as experts said the government risked losing
control and the region was "on the brink" of takeover.
Residents in Bama and a local lawmaker said some 400
troops, some of them without weapons or boots, fled after
a military jet mistakenly bombarded the town's barracks
during intense fighting.
Nigeria's military countered that it had pushed back the
militants, who in recent weeks have moved from
indiscriminate and retaliatory hit-and-run attacks to
seizing strategic territory in Borno state.
Last week, militant fighters, blamed for killing thousands
since 2009, overran the border town of Gamboru Ngala
and previously seized Gwoza and declared it part of an
Islamic caliphate.
Some analysts have predicted that by seizing territory,
Boko Haram is seeking to encircle the state capital,
Maiduguri, 70 kilometres (45 miles) away to make it the
centre of a hardline Islamic state.
"Nigeria is losing control of large parts of the northeast
region," said Andrew Noakes, of the Nigeria Security
Network of experts in a report that warned of potential
knock-on effects.
"If Borno falls to Boko Haram, parts of (neighbouring)
Yobe and Adamawa (states) can be expected to follow.
Parts of Cameroon along the border area would also
probably be overrun.
"Unless swift action is taken, Nigeria could be facing a
rapid takeover of a large area of its territory reminiscent of
ISIS's lightning advances in Iraq.
"Such a takeover would likely be accompanied by a major
humanitarian crisis, involving the movement of possibly
tens or even hundreds of thousands of internally displaced
persons."
- Aerial bombardment -
In Bama, Nigeria's military seemed to have the upper hand
when Boko Haram fighters launched a pre-dawn raid on
Monday, with troops deployed to the town before an
apparent bid to recapture Gwoza.
But local resident Yasir Zarami said that changed when
the military jet bombarded its own troops in an account
back by Borno senator Ahmed Zanna in an interview on
BBC radio's Hausa language service.
"The jet could not distinguish between soldiers and Boko
Haram and bombarded the military barracks which was at
the time under the control of soldiers," he told AFP.
"The aerial bombing destroyed the military barracks and
forced soldiers to flee towards Maiduguri along with
thousands of civilians."
University of Maiduguri student, Aliyu Dawud said he saw
troops arriving in the city.
"Some of them had no boots, some had only vests on them
while others had no guns. From their looks they were on
the run for their lives."
"Bama is now in the hands of Boko Haram because not a
single soldier remains there," added another Bama
resident, Umar Dahiru.

2014-09-02 17:12
Lagos - There was panic among patients and doctors at
the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Idi- Araba
following the death of a patient, who is suspected to have
Ebola.
The patient was brought to the hospital by members of the
health authorities at the Murtala Muhammed International
Airport, Ikeja on Monday night, reports NewsDay
The patient was brought to the hospital vomiting blood
and was stooling.
He was taken to a special room in the hospital to
determine whether she had contracted the virus or not
Doctors on duty were scared of attending to him and had
to call the Lagos State Government to come and take him
to the Ebola isolation centre.
He died in the early hours of Tuesday before the team from
the Lagos State government arrived the hospita.
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His corpse has been deposited at Infectious Diseases
Hospital for testing and confirmation of the cause of death.
Also read: Ebola: Nigerian woman causes scare in
Germany
Read more at NewsDay

End time tinz..

Haba ..God .....


As 1 person dey heal(gbadun)..Another dey catch am...




Lord nan...Boko haram sef z enuf ..Y ebola aqain

Abuja - The country has a third confirmed case of Ebola
disease in the oil hub of Port Harcourt, bringing the
country's total confirmed infections to 16, with around 200
people under surveillance, the health minister said on
Monday.
A doctor in Port Harcourt died last week after treating a
contact of the Liberian-American man who was the first
recorded case of the virus in Africa's most populous
country. That raised alarm that Ebola, which looked on the
verge of being contained in the commercial capital, Lagos,
may flare up again elsewhere.

2014-09-01 17:20
Abuja - The army has reportedly killed 59 members of
Boko Haram terrorist sect in an exchange of fire in Bama,
Borno State.
According to a security source who preferred anonymity,
about 200 insurgents had invaded the town but fell to the
superior weapon handling and war tactics of the soldiers.
He said over 30 insurgents were also left injured with
various bullet wound as the majority of the terrorist were
compelled to retreat through the bush while others sped
via the highway.
Some residents of Bama, who spoke to journalists in
Maiduguri, said they woke up early Monday morning to
heavy bombardment as gunshots the air.
“Everyone was thrown into pandemonium as we continue
to hear deafening gunshot and we are later to hear that
over 200 Boko Haram terrorists attempted to capture the
town.
"We also learnt that they stormed the town through Bama-
Banki-Gwoza Road but they were intercepted by gallant
military troops near the Bama Mobile Police Unit located
about 5 kilometers away from the center of the town” a
resident explained.

Abuja - An experimental Ebola drug healed all 18
monkeys infected with the deadly virus in a study,
boosting hopes that the treatment might help fight the
outbreak raging through West Africa — once more of it can
be made.
The monkeys were given the drug, ZMapp, three to five
days after they were infected with the virus and when most
were showing symptoms. That is several days later than
any other experimental Ebola treatment tested so far.
The drug also completely protected six other monkeys
given a slightly different version of it three days after
infection in a pilot test. These two studies are the first
monkey tests ever done on ZMapp.
"The level of improvement was utterly beyond my honest
expectation," said one study leader, Gary Kobinger of the
Public Health Agency of Canada in Winnipeg.
"For animal data, it's extremely impressive," said Dr.
Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy
and Infectious Diseases, which had a role in the work.
It's not known how well the drug would work in people,
who can take up to 21 days to show symptoms and are
not infected the way these monkeys were in a lab.
Several experts said it's not possible to estimate a
window of opportunity for treating people, but that it was
encouraging that the animals recovered when treated even
after advanced disease developed.
The study was published online by the journal Nature.
Testing ZMapp
ZMapp had never been tested in humans before two
Americans aid workers who got Ebola while working in
Africa were allowed to try it. The rest of the limited supply
was given to five others.
There is no more ZMapp now, and once a new batch is
ready, it still needs some basic tests before it can be tried
again during the African outbreak, Fauci said. "We do
need to know what the proper dose is" in people and that
it's safe, he said.
Ebola has killed more than 1,500 people this year and the
World Health Organisation says there could be as many as
20,000 cases before the outbreak is brought under
control. Ebola has now spread to a fifth African country –
Senegal – where a university student who travelled there
from Guinea was being treated.
There is no approved vaccine or specific treatment, just
supportive care to keep them hydrated and nourished.
Efforts have focused on finding cases and tracking their
contacts to limit the disease, which spreads through
contact with blood and other fluids.
ZMapp is three antibodies that attach to cells infected
with Ebola, helping the immune system kill them.

SEYI SOKOYA reports his experience on the Allen
Avenue part of Ikeja, the Lagos State capital, where
he was harassed by sex workers popularly referred
to as Aristos.
IT was an impromptu encounter, a shocking
experience to which the flesh could easily have
submitted. Some people describe it as open cheque,
while to the Yorubas it is ‘ifa’. But honestly, one
cannot imagine what might be the outcome,
especially in a strange territory.
This reporter’s encounter with Aristos in the heart of
Allen Avenue in Ikeja, Lagos State would, no doubt,
always linger in his mind. It was a scary experience
and could possibly be the most embarrassing
moment he had ever encountered, particularly in his
journalism career. The reporter was mute and
helpless when he was offered sex in the open.
Despite being a reserved person who honours the
opposite sex to a fault, the impromptu encounter
with some sets of sex workers who were not even
bothered about his wedding ring made him discover
that his courage was not enough. But he eventually
escaped from the den via the God of wisdom.
As the writer discovered, easy pleasure was not new
to people who were familiar with the area, especially
those who patronised the place often, either for
business appointment or ‘crusades’ at night.
Although he had often heard about the activities in
the vicinity, the scenario caught him unawares, as
he suddenly found himself in the midst of the
seducers. They were neither scary nor armed, but
they almost tempted the writer with their spotted
wears and pulchritudinous faces.
Honestly, this reporter was dazed. It was as if one
was in another world. It was one adventure the
writer was not prepared for; otherwise he would
have had more time to relate with the ladies of the
night than he did or even taken the extra effort to
visit the sex dungeons reportedly existing in the
place.
The 30-minute encounter with the ‘high spirit
ladies’ was fun and a great lesson. Allen was a
haven of all sizes; any male would definitely get his
taste. It was a mixture of the old and young; slim
and robust, tall and short and dark and light in
complexion. They flaunted their cleavages with
diverse provocative outfits. These ladies were
spotted at every point of the street waving at cars
as well as passers-by, especially men, while some
were tempted to wait for negotiation. The sex
workers he came in contact with could not give a
genuine reason on why they engage in the
business.
The premises of banks and some business firms,
even at the close hours, were alive; the reporter
sighted some daring activities of these prostitutes
in front of the banks and firms. It was obvious that
night life on Allen Avenue is never a dull moment.
The street lights coupled with the security
illuminations reflected on the glittering faces of the
Aristos, just as it gave whoever wanted to have
them for the night a clear picture.
The zeal to always do the unusual and hunt for
controversial artistes in the entertainment industry
led the reporter into this; he escaped from a
tempting interview session with one of the
controversial Nollywood artistes at a hotel around
Toyin street in Ikeja, only to fall into the den of Allen
Avenue girls.
It was late, precisely, 11 pm. As the writer strolled
down from Toyin Street linking Allen Avenue
roundabout, a lady beside the road approached him
and asked if she could be of assistance. He did not
give any response in order not to fall into the trap of
the night. As another lady called his attention while
crossing the roundabout, his mind told him where
he was.
This writer was still relaying his shocking
experience to a colleague on telephone when
another one came very close to him and started
making frantic efforts to seduce him. He had to drop
the call and quickly caution her. It seems she was
not satisfied; the next thing was a funny display.
The reporter was furious. She was not shy to show
off in the open. Dipping one of her fingers into her
mouth; she brought the other hand down to her
crotch as she came closer. The reporter resisted
and pleaded that he was not in the mood, then fled
that spot. To the reporter’s surprise, before the
twinkle of an eye, she had entered into negotiations
with another man at the same spot.
The reporter took a step of faith forward, eager to get
a taxi out of the vicinity in no time, but all efforts
were thwarted. Not far from where he discharged
the other lady, he was surrounded by another set of
sparkling ladies, whom he discharged with a little
psyche. But one of them persisted; she came within
a close range and, with her pointed ‘heavy balls,’
she told the reporter to his face to ‘come and do.’
He replied, “to do what?” and she was not shy to
offer him sex in the open. He told her that the kind
gesture was appreciated, but it should be fixed for
another time, as he was merely waiting for a friend
to pick him up. She did not want to let him go and
he did not want to appear too harsh. Truth be told,
he was also scared of being attacked.
She offered a way out: she and the writer could
“have it somewhere on the street” before his friend
arrived. That was not all: if he was not in the mood
for sex, she could only suck on his manhood. He
gasped and was short of words. “Are you avoiding
me?” she asked as she flaunted her boobs and
asked if she was not endowed enough. He had to
tell her that she was good looking, and that he
would want to meet her another time, all in the bid
to discharge her. She later said: “Give me money for
Indomie since you have refused to have fun.” The
reporter was almost tempted to give her money, but
he did not because he feared that others might
besiege him to get theirs too and he could put
himself in a mess.
Wondering if the security agents are aware of the
activities of Allen Avenue? Interestingly, some
policemen suspected to be stationed at the environs
were also having a nice time. The reporter sighted a
police van at a strategic spot where some
policemen were enjoying their stay with some set of
Aristos. The reporter also learnt that a security man
protects the Aristos from being attacked.
A taxi driver who took the reporter out of the den
confirmed that the policemen stationed at the axis
condone the activities on the street, especially at
night. “They also have their cuts. They even protect
them from being harassed or kidnapped. In fact, the
policemen, banks and company security guards and
taxi drivers also patronise them.”
He also relayed his recent experience with a
prostitute who boarded his cab and could not afford
the sum of N500 they agreed upon, but told him to
have sex with her in his car in place of the money,
an offer which he claimed he refused.
“They are not costly; one can have fun with them
with either less than N500 or a little above that. It is
no more news that they have sex on the street;
some prefer having fun beside the walls, in the car,
on the tiles of ATM machine booths, or even at the
security guards’ cubicles. Lately, some of them
have been coming with mats. All they just have to
do is to settle the security guards on duty for the
period of time they intend to spend,” he revealed.
Is the government aware of the activities of Allen
Avenue? And are the proprietors of banks and
companies aware of what their buildings are being
used for at the close hours?

Damn ! Dis cute niqq dui body guard for dz one..





Dax y ma fav quote be say...







Money dey talk..Oyinbo sef dey fall

pontirock: JOSHUA

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Swaqqu min to badt.....Boni





V missed u bro

Boy::Ehe lady av seen u before in atlanta..

Gal::.Well i avunt travelled awta lagos in ma life

kadas01: Op, please be reminded that it is absolutely "blasphemous"; as well as a complete "heresy" to ever think of such!

Be guided!

Well thats y i said,ma curiosity wunt kil..(amen

krall: Op just had access to the internet for the first time some days ago.

Not his fault.

Anyhow.

1.You'r holdinq your phone or laptop.
2.You ar on nairaland.
3.You'r reading this.
4.You're human.
6.You can't say the letter P without ur lips separating.
7.You just attempted to do it.
8.U'r lauqhinq at ursef.
9.U'r either smilinq or vexed abot dis
10.You'skipped no.5
11.You just check to see if there is no.5
12.U'r laffinq cuz ¶¶.I caught yu..

Juz for fun..|| Apy sunday Nairalanders..

Somebody





Shout








Halleluyah !!





One more°•°°°••°°•°•°°•°•°•°•..Ha ll lu yahhhhhhaaa

Delta-A day old baby has been crowed as the youngest monarch in Igbodo history.,Naij reported.

The baby was crowned by a leader of the delegation from igbodo palace the next day after his irth.
As it was a historical event in the region,it was entered into d Guiness Book of Records.
The igbodo community has the youngest monarch in all history.

For more story visit #Naij

Koda even if dem bomb each oda..D tin no concern min..

D main tin wey concern min b say¶¶ I wan buy Private jet..Infact u go opun a thread on ma behalf..










I can,i wil.










Well i posted dat in ma dream

Ever since i was a liitle child,av always ben wonderinq how God was formed.Where is he from?

I mean,is it that he is from somewhere or he just came out of sometin.??U knw d bible says(The earth was void and empty)Which means.He had no tribe,race or ??


So the question now is..How did God made it all alone?What created him?Who?


Note:Am a christian,not an atheist..So its not really dat i wanna provok anyone with d question.Juz curious..Hopinq ma curiosity wunt kil min.(Amen)

See em Glasses like windscreen..Olosi buruku...







D place wey i qet relatives fa..

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This space z nt for sale.Beware of ma son kabiru..

Afghanistan: Where did you get this news from? Where's the source.?

Daz why i wrote.Is it true?Hopinq some1 wll create a topic on it with source.

Juz read it online.Is it true?Heard it wll start immediately

Habaaa am bein cheated oo..Na min suppose be d 1st tu comment.D netwk no gree load..Dis nairaland sef nan olympic relay race..Plp fast like mad..

Walai ! Dis 1 fit carry bomb for mouth...

Abeq complete am jare..

Chisos s cominqq bak walai. !!! kai.