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biolabee: Kulyie na wa for you o
Why you like dey hassle me

FYI it's a story he has on his diary about this excapades (true or not) it's entertaining


Don't worry I am not driving today so I can't jam your baka on the highway

FYI, I don't make up stories. They are all based on true life experience. Yeah! Fine, I can spice it up for reading pleasure but I tell u, they are all real.

It was a cool sunday morning and one of our usual guest was around in the company of a friend. Later two ladies joined them, they chatted but one could sense that the atmosphere was not smiling.
After a while, I noticed that the usual guest left the table to the gents and some murmuring continued between the friend and one of the lady. The next thing, the man kicked the table in front of him (like Ronaldo's freekick) and all the bottles as well as glass cup began to roll as if they were doing first to finish contest towards the woman.

This attracted a scene, everybody was gathered to know why the pot belled man became a football star all of a sudden. The guy stood up from his seat and was breathing heavily up and down like Sango (the god of thunder). He demanded that the lady should leave his presence if she does not want him to kill her. The usual guest that brought them was on his knee pleading and begging Ronaldo c.um Sango.

The woman refused to leave the presence of Sango and when Sango sighted one of the broken bottles on the floor, he rushed towards it, picked it up and viola... Thank God for the able bodied men, we calmed him down by pinning him down to the floor for several minutes while the wife was sent out of the premises. One thing the man kept saying was that if he dare meet the woman in his house, he's gonna commit murder.


"I'll kill her today, I can't spend more than a year behind bars. Haa! Witch, u want to kill me, God forbid it. Imagine this woman, he kept a man in my house for 4 years claiming the man was her distant cousin (women can lie sha). Oh! Please leave me, I'll kill u today, this unfortunate witch made my junior brother to slap me, me! a whole Otunba (beating his chest) haa! I mst kill someone today..."


To cut a long story short, it was revealed that both the man and the woman were couples. The man said due to the nature of his job that he was unable to go home on daily basis for 4 good years as a result his wife harbour her concubine for those periods inside his house. The woman denied the story however with a question: "have you ever met a man with me in ur house?". The man was speechless and still boiling (infact, his BP would have risen to 195/98 then), he now stressed the fact that he does not want to see the woman/wife again. He also abused the usual guest that brought him. He said he told the usual guest not to bring the woman to wherever he is but the usual guest insisted.


The lady left the hotel later that day. I don't know how they later resolved their domestic problem but it is wrong to me for couples to wash their dirty linens in public.

Don't ask me how much I collected for the broken bottles and glass cup

What could make two love birds want to kill each other


I dedicate this piece to my friend who's getting married today and all couples going to the alter today, may ur case never be like this, may the smile and joy that filled ur heart today continue forever. You shall never have cause to want ur partner dead.


*extract from my dairy *

Shugamania:
Sister in wetin??
I no sabi u ooo..infact i never hear ur name before!

its normal that u deny me outside

Shugamania: I totally love ur response. No time for nonsense.

_{Daddy, na so u go talk. Before we know it now, ur girlfriend will threaten to put a bullet in my flat azz}

flat azz me lovey. Btw, no gurlfrnd. I'm SSS.

It goes this way:
Rival: do u know this girl *****
Me: yes
Rival: pls tell me ur stand on ***** cuz I really love her and I'll like to take her for a wife. I can't stand u sharing her with me.
Me: pls I don't have time for this, talk to the girl, she know what's right.
Rival: ok, thanks.




_{shuga, come home to daddy pls. I'll never leave u}

Possible things are impossible at first.

Shuga my sister in the vineyard of forki forki ,

Clears throat



Obi, ur own too much. Haba! Nothing dey pass u

[quote author=mr_man]This thread still dey?[/quote]Mr man, who are u

[quote author=~vicky~]good evening my lovely friends [/quote]speak, ur servant listeneth.

[quote author=~vicky~]my love go back to Obino,he loves you dearie [/quote]I'm here mum.

[quote author=~vicky~]Jyde go back to game section, we need to talk [/quote]kayo

Shugamania:
Honestly, it feels strange. Even d posts where i was jst saying hi..
Hmmm, now that u're defending d person, am beginning to suspect u
Maybe i should start liking ur posts too..

I liked ur post now. I'll tell oga at the top to pls help make our "like" visible atleast it'll help u girls know who's been stalking ur life

All these ur question self too much

Better still, tell him to click here
Beync


Obino

Into

Jagarban

[quote author=~vicky~]shey o ya were ni? [/quote]NO
shey a le ma do ara wa?