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Dondav: She's extremely OLD and fat! Wouldn't date her.. Even if I'm blind.

...then why are u obsessed about her thought? Go get a life man. BTW, who is dating u

pretim: Am so hrt broken ryt nw am even shading tears,
wat have i done wrong dat i loved a guy, he hardly call me, i call him always, text him but no reply, he traveled without telling me wen he came bk he dnt wana see me

before dis guy became something i suffered wit him, i gave him my 6months salary to start a business, look @ hw he is paying me bk, he never buy anything for me, am so tired i need to brk up because i can't take it anymore God why me, or is it a crime dat am a gurl in love?

*Cries*

men are just too wicked how can a guy break a doll's heart When some are out there looking for a doll @jan8, I won't make u go thru all these, I cross my heart. @pretim, I'm not like him oh.

Jan8: so that is where you have been heading to since morning?? Well...it is impossicant

so, u don't know where I'm heading to all along I hear u. We can make it work, damsel

Song of solomon is very interesting.

akpomeme: You can lie but your imaginations worked out fine. Movie director/ actor.

Oh my! How could this be an imagination If u have someone close to the ibafo/mowe area, ask the person to help authenticate the incident. The second scenario is what happens in Lagos on a daily basis (that's if u're conversant with lagos route). The third happened to me. So what's the movie there

Jan8: in other words, i should teach you how to toast. I lyk wat am hearing dis early momo

hmmm, u may just save us the stress of teaching, learning and comprehending by just giving urself to me just like that u may wonder nothing is impossible though

Eyewitness account close to me yesterday have it that while traveling from Lagos to Ibadan along ibafo to mowe area. One commercial bus driver (danfo to be specific) drove roughly on the expressway, the security men plying that route at that particular point in time were annoyed at this and ordered him to stop. On sighting that the security men would drain him of all his money he sped off and the security men ran after him.

The eyewitness account have it that it was like watching an action packed film. As the danfo driver reversed the car against traffic. He was moving fast with the reverse that a trailer coming had to apply his brake suddenly which made the trailer to turn back and face the other side of the road thereby causing traffic jam on the other side too.

The eyewitness said that two of the security guys stopped them and enter inside their car. He said one of the security guys said "I trust Danladi (fake name) to bring that danfo driver down, He go die today".
The security men got the better side of the danfo driver while still traveling fast in reverse mode, fired a shot directly at him, he died on the spot and the conductor fell down from the bus (the conductor's head broke into pieces) since the driver lost control at a very high speed.

Two souls were lost overnight in an avoidable incident. Why will a sane driver run for security operatives? Why will a sane security operative fire directly at an unarmed civilian because he committed a traffic offense mind you nothing concerns the security outfit with traffic?

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On tuesday after easter monday, my siblings were going from Ikorodu to Ketu in Lagos. The driver of the bus also drove against traffic because traffic jam was much that morning.

Unknown to the driver, there was security men on the highway dodging at one side of the road and waiting for offenders. Immediately, he sighted them, he increased his speed (not minding that he had about 15 passengers on board), the security men having seen that they can't stop him used a heavy stick on the bus, damaged all the body parts from windshield, to traffic light, name it (without minding that the bus was fully loaded with children on board).
The driver escaped to a safe place, dropped all the passenger without giving them a dime. The passengers were even happy that they came out alive. They sustained various degree of injuries though but were still thankful to God.
Then I begin to wonder how sane this country is.

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It was easter sunday, I went to celebrate with a friend who organised a party. He employed two security men to to safeguard the place for the night.
After the security men ate and drank (not water oh ) so much, we also cracked jokes, I thanked them for a job well done and in appreciation of that, they fired three shot into the air (I swear, I no shake , I only remembered the minister of defence or is it minister of state for defence who collapsed when the military were performing their things on armed forces remembrance day). The men offered to drop us in my place with their bike (about a minute drive on bike). When we got there, the security guys also fired 2 shots in the air to announce their departure.
In other news...
When I entered my compound, I saw people panicking. I asked what happened and they were like "we heard three gun shots and people said some group of armed robbers were robbing downtown" so, u can imagine their plight when they actually saw two bikes driving recklessly towards them and shot twice into the air.


NB: I used security operatives/men because I didn't want to mention the specific agency of the federal government I dey fear oh cuz I no fit do mthseeew for mofol.

passionate88: Make two of una go enter room o.. It has done una hear?.

u wan enter set

Jan8: a deal as regards what exactly

ladies and their antics
U mean u don't know what u billed me for exactly

Jan8: sure...but it's gonna cost you

Jan8: trillions of confidence, millions of class, thousands of good looks, hundreds of dough and no room for negativity.

This country is not just safe. Everything u want to do u have to pray and commit it to God. Is it that we are that religious NO! It's news like this that calls for over-religiousness.
Had it been we live in a sane country where everything works, where u can even sleep off while driving, how many people would remember to pray before traveling

Too bad, RIP to the departed souls.

Find them scattered all over the place.

IBYL

I'm snoring IBYL

... And so



Obino

KING OF D THREAD. [

fellis: Sweetact....Why you delay na? I don wait for you tire you no come.... sorry darling, honey sugar pie, some other time we are going to experience these wonderful feelings you speak of. Really sorry baby

Sweet dreams.

kk, i'll allow u take ur time, meanwhile, swit dreams cutiepie

fellis: jhyde,I dey go sleep o.

Till later, gnight

Aiit love, dream abt me dearie

Cuz we are both going to expplode in heavenly feelings. I've set the ball rolling babe.

fellis: Even me sef am awake because of you....I was just so happy that I ran into you and I couldn't sleep again

ok, dats cool. Tonight's gonna be a great night.

Dreaming

Never

I'm just here thinking about u, oh! How sweet ur memories are u're such a wonderful person.

fellis: how sweet.....

Why haven't you gone to sleep sef? Sleep no dey catch you?

fellis: You have ?

I missed you too my love,

Hope you're fine.

I'll only be fine when u're around me.

St. janet

Snoring

Awesome

fellis: drrionelli....not really missing, just remembered the dude with his admirably correct command of the English language.

sweerie, where've u been I missed u so much