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Car gift: Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! all the way.
But sex: No! No!! No!!! all the way.

CFCfan: Hello everyone.

Its Chelsea 3-1 Rubin Kazan.

up Chelsea, u get mouth. The result was very lomantic

To all the dolls in the house, can I get a doll to play with

So far it ends the madness, no qualms.

talina: (Googles Konji......)

konji is that feeling that makes a man wake up at the middle of the night looking for any hole to insert his turgid stick.

Odunharry: i dy laff chelshit

u be badu belle, stay there untill chelshit carry all the cup finish.

Idowuogbo: Fiction!!!

fiction Huh!

A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old co.ck...
As he feels that the old co.ck could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young co.ck from the market...

Old co.ck to Young co.ck:

"Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity...

Young co.ck: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.

Old co.ck : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?

Young cock: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old coc.k: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have
all.

Young co.ck: OKKK..
What kind of competition?

Old co.ck: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young c.ock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

In the morning the Young co.ck allows the Old c.ock to start off &
when the Old co.ck crosses the 10 meters mark the Young c.ock chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old co.ck's back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly....."BANG" !!!

Before he could overtake the old co.ck, he was shot dead by the farmer...
who cursed,

"Hell"

This is the 5th GAY co.ck I've bought this week." ??

Moral: Always respect your seniors & Watch out for corporate politics.....

Flamingo, u're to mention names not this hide n seek game.

Flamingoes/Obiscoco

SWIIHN seen a lady's undies at 30years old.

Game over for all of you.

CFCfan: Hehe. CFC go soon make history.

as ...? 1st to carry champs league n Europa league back to back I dey Dance gangnam style down.

I met this girl and we dated for sometime, she wanted me to marry her based on two things: I have a very good job and age is not on her side.
All I want as a bachelor or is it playboy is her waist (in Inyanya's voice). I played along with her, get the better side of her punary but the problem now is this...

She called me sometime ago that she was pregnant for me, I told her quickly that she was out of her mind. How could you possibly be pregnant for me (though I use to go inside without raincoat). Since then she has turned to a vampire, I don't know where she got phone numbers of people close to me including that of my boss. The most painful was the fact that my father had to traveled down from the village to the city because of the series of distress calls he received from that devil's incarnate.
As God would have it, she lost the evil pregnancy at 5 months. I was very happy and this made her go mad the more (though I pretended to be sad).
Now she is threatening my life, the last been the call I received from her. She said I should pay her hospital bill and everything will end, just like that, I thought.
I obliged her request but met my waterloo. I got to her house, gave her 35000 naira as demanded. She collected the money, locked my neck and rained heavy curses on me (like someone praying in fire for fire church). I tried to free myself but unknown to me she had a scissors with her. She stabbed me on my hands even as I type the pains still envelope my whole body.

CFCfan: Wetin concern GEJ with overload?

na we go win tonight oh! make una no fall hand.

Heart is a delicate thing to play games with.

The extent men can go because of konji

Potential husband representing

... Em ...em ...pregnant

berem: I need one badly! All those yeye men who mistakenly touch my bobbie in a public bus and okada men who intentionally hold their brakes to feel the touch of my bobbie on their backs go hear am!

whether ur bobbie na slippers, pineapple, pawpaw, orange oh! Bobbie na bobbie and u need to protect it. I no blame u.

But wait oh, na only public bus passengers and okada men u dey vex for Save ur self stress by gettin a car from the one who is authorized to touch ur bobbie.

why are some ladies still bragging about playing hard to get which is out of vogue Abeg, fvck ur head off joor, first or last date.

S3X iS CHEAP
If one leg closes another will surely open

He's coming soon

Everywhere you go to, u see men and women having s3x

Insane things only happen here.

U welcome.



Now stop posting comments here.

Burger

_{u don dey vex Oya! Chop biscuit}