₦airaland Forum

So what if I have not attended a night vigil

Beync: I was on a mission so i turned a male.

There was this beautiful girl I planned to spend the rest of my life with.
She looked so perfect for me and we have dated for 5 years. I promised her I'll marry her and in the process, I met her parents and siblings. Everything was going smoothly until sometimes last year she told me she'd be busy with her academics and as a result we only maintained conversation on phone without face to face meeting for about 6 months.
She came to my place 2weeks ago, I was elated to see her after a very long while. I entertained her and we ended up on the bed. I tried logging into her server but I got password error (as in I made the move to get in between her thighs but she refused). I noticed drops of water on my tongue when I sucked her pineappled breas ts but that does not make any sense to me then since I was blindly in love with her.
A friend of mine who knew both of us together saw me two days ago and was like "guy, u fuvk up. U don born pickin, u no invite us come naming ceremony). It took me hours to tell the guy I knew nothing about what he was saying. The guy never believed me and he even showed me pictures of the new born baby on his phone. I wept.
I invited her to my place this evening, I told her I had a confession to make. I told her I have a baby from another woman and that she should forgive me (I lied to her). She was moved to tears. She started crying and also let the cat out of the bag. She told me how she ran away from me for six months when she found out she was pregnant for another guy. She said the guy did not accept the pregnancy and her mother also attended several meetings with the guy's family all to no avail. She said she can't face me because of the love she had for me and it was her mother who advised her not to tell me.
I couldn't just believe my ears, so it was true after all. I am down, I feel like my whole world is crumbling right now. Where do I start from Should I contemplate suicide Should I still marry her How do I deal with such a mother-in-law
Now she's asking me if I still love her and if we can still continue I don't even have an answer to her question. That's why I grabbed the keypad.

Beync: For real am married, sorry i dint invite you guys.

Fairy the very same girl, i've missed you plenty.

congratulations

fairygeh: . Dear brother ,How is life

street's smiling sweetie.

fairygeh: I missed you all

sweet sister, missed u 2

Obino has divorced this lady, what husband is she talking about here again


Ok, I yam sowi.

Make den no tell HID oh

Beync, is it raining down there

Will u cuddle me I learnt u're divorced, so no qualms

Am I a learner Oya, go down low.

Yeah! Its even cold down here after a heavy down pour.

gboss4sure: Arm robbery is very rampant in youroba land even for daylight dem de rob, snatch bags run. For east and south south na mature kidnapping, this one na high level business wey de pay sharp money, for north na bombs everywhere. Finally Nigeria is a funny country

this man must surely be from Somalia

Nija sucks gosh! The other day I dey bus stop in front of police station dey receive call, someone walked up to me and demanded that I give him the phone when I'm thru. I was like WTF , when the guy see say I stuborn, na so he tear me slap. I swear I no know where I dey again day light robbery full nija joor.

Coldfeet: What's happening here?

ur naming ceremony

dridowu: Who is Kim Kardasian ?

ur stepmoda

Afterall our opinions count. One day oga jona too will respond to our cries.

As soon as u notice grey hair on ur beards.

Disastrous

[quote author=al-qaeda]y is evertin in dis country thief thief thief thief thief. na wa oh.[/quote]because u are a thief thief thief thief

Na today Na the trend for nija university now or how do you explain all our unemployable graduates

So mumu still dey this land all in the name of claiming gentleman. Chai!!!I no get sign sef, I move not to talk of when I come see all the signs plus signature my guy u still dey wait make the girl tell u say make u enter her, abi Which average girl does that

Why are u trying to unmask a masked man

[quote author=~vicky~]what happened to that lady Br3nd4 [/quote]did she go nud-e

kola oloye: A new day has dawn.

may it bring us goodness.

Obinoscopy: The End

La Fin

end of what

Smooch

P


Zip



I win

I call her aunty seun where Seun is her name buh she's ur mum u may wonder

The Federal Government has declared Friday, March 29, and Monday, April 1, as public holidays to mark Good Friday and Easter Monday celebrations.

The Minister of Interior, Mr Abba Moro, who announced the holidays in a statement issued in Abuja on Monday, congratulated Christians on the joyous occasion.

The statement signed by Mr Adetayo Sode, Director, Citizens and Business in the Ministry of Interior, urged Christians to remain committed to the exemplary attributes of love, tolerance and peaceful co-existence which Jesus Christ exhibited during his life on earth.

Moro further urged Nigerians, irrespective of their religious leaning, to use the occasion for sober reflection and pray for the continued prosperity and progress of the nation.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/03/fg-declares-march-29-april-1-public-holidays/

SURE - P is a scam. Over one year and we can't see anything. Well, those who may say they benefited from it are PDP party members.

valicious1: If dese celebs marry all d beautiful babez 4dis world wich ones we go come marry wen we don ready

d ugly ones are waiting for u mister

Let's hope he'll be able to score her

Congrats Obi