₦airaland Forum

bennyraz: Omo, dis one na beans o!

Pls don't start movement for beans, enough of garri.

OP, nothing like a perfect plan because man proposes while God disposes.

Seriously this affects the price of GARRI because if we have many producers of GARRI, the price is definitely going to reduce.

I don't have one so I am not bothered.

BREAKING NEWS!!!
As a result of the incessant comment of garri on Nairaland, the price of garri is hereby increased by 200 percent effective from today.
Any further comment will attract a BAN and/or upward review in the price of garri.
Thanks for your co-operation.

IJEBU Rocks!!!
GARRI Rocks!!!
IJEBU GARRI FOR ALL.
I can't shout.
UP #teamgarrijebu

@OP, I charge you for Plagiarism.

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I thought Reuben said she was just resting.

Mammy Water? Dat means no more paying for fish.
Singing Victor Waifo
*if you see mammy water oh, never never you run away...

Idowuogbo: I did!

So ma'am, what did you get?

Noisy when we are together and quiet when in the public.

Idowuogbo: I gerrit now! Hmmm...

u mean you did not read the whole epistle?

Love died a very fatal death years ago. Most girls these days can't be trusted. For you to keep yourself away from emotional trauma: 1. Don't love 2. Close your eyes to her unfaithfulness.

@OP, you went too far when you hacked the girls facebook account, don't you know the discoveries would break their relationship.

Imagine my case, I opened my girlfriend's facebook account, still keeps the account's password till date even though she is an ex. Checked all her sexcapedes while we were together even till date. Girls are fvcked mehn! Sometimes while reading, I feel like confronting her but that only means that I won't get to read other ones. I have been playing it cool and I have learnt so much.

Bottomline: don't be blinded by love.

anitank: Not good!!! We are not complaining if they 'use' us for cheap labour. Atleast those companies pay reasonable amounts to corpers. The 'state' school I was posted to said they won't pay me a dine! And Lagos state is paying only 600 corpers out of abt 5000(Batch B). People like me are left to manage just that miserable 19,800k for transportation, feeding,toiletries etc. Now tell me if they're still in d right direction??

Can't you see that's the reason majority of graduates are jobless. If these companies employ you now (pay you stipend) after a year you will be in the labour marker because they will be recruiting fresh corpers. So you join our league (unemployed).
Let's rise up and fight capitalist spirit out of Nigeria. BTW, you should be grateful for what the government is paying you, if I should tell you what I received as a corp member eh?

He also added that some companies who have in the past used the NYSC scheme as cheap labour, paying corps members stipends and refusing to employ them as permanent staff, will now be forced to employ graduates on a more permanent basis.

Good step in the right direction.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]tankz him with a peck[/quote]I'm not gonna wash my face today

Happy Birthday Pearl, long life and prosperity. Have a blast.