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You see
Do you understand
That is to say... (Won ti gan pa)
First of all......{go down low}

Egbon sorry bros, at 35! this girl don do you stong tini.
Bro, here is my candid opinion. Visit a pastor for spiritual cleansing. The issue is beyond ordinary eyes, imagine, where do you want to start from? Court another girl for 2 years? Time dey waka.
*igi yi o da, o yo ni na, to hun o da o yo ni na*

Maureen sef, why would she marry someone old enough to be her father? What happened to all these "sagging" boys? Oh! Mama Maureen said she must marry someone who is rich hence the sugar daddy, ehnn, no P now. Since mama Maureen can allow dat even if Maureen husband calls her sweetie, its allowed.
*mama ko, omoobo ni.

freecocoa: Yeah well you don't know so......

Nija Babes?
My own na "Shingbai"

If you're really in love, you can go ahead because I once read that there is a new invention that determines the gene of baby before birth. That translates to abortion(s) because once the genotype is SS you have to abort.
*Confirm from a Doctor

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]WTF do you think MRS means[/quote]... as in did you marry as a virgin?

[quote author=Mynd_44]What are those?[/quote]One big piece of clothing under a lady that looks like a very long password

Idowuogbo: It af tear!

Ok oh! Contact me wen you get the meaning.

[email][/email][email][/email]

Idowuogbo: Hahahahahaha! Seek and ye sha find

I don seek now, oya tell me. Shebi u get yoruba diko.

Maternity Panties

freecocoa: A girl got a request on bbm and accepted it, she asked the dude how he got her pin and the dude seeing the girl's pic, decided she was ugly and that kinda infuriated him.

So he wrote "As you ugly like this you still dey form, even dey ask where i get your pin instead wey you go thank me for adding a monkey like you".


Can't really think of any said to me right now.

If you are not the girl then the girl must be really close to you. Eeyah! Sorry oh.


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The couple living next to my house engaged themselves in a heated argument, the husband said "koni bensur fun iya e" and since then I've been looking for the meaning of "bensur".

Chelsea all the way joor. Bad belle can kiss canvas, who cares?

[quote author=Mynd_44]We have been on NL long enough to know that a girl saying she is cold can only mean one thing. You need to get laid[/quote]

Idowuogbo: Dats it bro bro!
U af gbamed it!

Confirmento!!!
So whenever a girl (ID for example) is cold, she needs to get ... I begin to wonder what will happen when she's hot.

I wonder how many years you want to go without farting in the presence of your bf/gf.
You can hide on a date but not when you are always together. Infact, if your GF is not doing most of those things in your presence be rest assured that she is doing a whole lot of other unspeakable things behind you.

Felix004: Haba! Why the attack? Please leave him alone let him post, he want to belong

Its not an attack about the post. Can't you see this is just the first post of the guy (to thank young money). Registered that day and thanked the guy same day whereas the game young money dropped on the forum did not win.
I only smelled a foul play.

Halla Madrid!!!

Valdes Save

I caught her with infidelity, I told her I am done with her and refuse to pick her calls. She in turn stopped calling and blocked me from her facebook account.

adenikemi41: @young money33 thanks for lotto number for ghanalotto msp i won 12k with your number i added your banker with mine thankss so much again

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#SMH
I laugh in chinese hehebuahbuahbhuayeye!!!

Naija guys don suffer, see as dis gals dey expose dem yarnsh.
Sorry for you if she saved ur name as "expenses". Haba, na so naija gals like dat thing reach? "One in school, one at home, one in church..." Wetin! Guys be bathroom slippers?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Un-complicated it then. Open a thread[/quote]I've since loss the password to do that.
@open a thread: so that u can play mind games with me and let people I would have easily given advice on how to run their lives in real life, spew bullshyte.

Idowuogbo: Hmmmm....
Jyhdon! Gist me na!

See me after service for the full gist.

Still complicated

Its complicated