₦airaland Forum

chinaaman: These are true talk.

I'll go with no 6 because if you dare rub my head, walahi, you don get belle.

Chairman, own up joor.
Considering the harsh economy of Nigeria, there is nothing bad in "okrika". Afterall, it is not everybody that can afford to buy new cloths always.
*this is Nigeria*

bennyraz: u hear the sellers shouting and calling the prices..

Afrikans!!! The father ran a pastorially spiritual DNA test on the lady, right? Fine, when next you see your friend tell him that he should consult his father to run another pastorially spiritual troubleshooting for him so as to get out of the mess.

bennyraz: i don't sell them when you go to markets, you see them buying and attimes they cause hold up and all that..

... And how did you come up with these prices?

bennyraz: jeans for two @ 300naira.. Bra @ 50naira, pant @ 50naira curazy skirt @ 100naira top@ 80naira..

bros, you too dey do okrika.

Idowuogbo: Wa gbayi!

oshee!!! You 2.

Why asking for forgiveness on the romance section, did you commit any romantic sin?

@OP,how come you are so conversant with these stuffs and their prices? Its either you patronize them or you sell okrika.

Brave Heart? No!
Stoopeedeetee

freecocoa: So person chop cassava bread wey no done well, small belle pain am and the next thing na to fly am go Germany? She never hear of salt and water solution?

These people sha, they sure know how to spend our money, may she get well if na wetin God want

She was unable to talk for 4 days. Do you call that "small belle pain"?

So much hatred for the government of the day. Is it that bad? As GEJ rightly said the problems have been there before he came to power.
Please, this is a serious issue (the 1st lady of Nigeria), all we can do is to pray for her speedy recovery.


*stop the abuse*

No, it does not mean a thing.
Try marry wowo person with tribal mark like ...eh... eh ...

Ere ki ni aja ba ekun se?

(what type of parole would bring the lion and the dog together?)

Bros, your problem really is how to approach a girl, nothing is wrong with you.
To toast a girl is very easy, engage yourself in social gatherings, play with the girls and jokingly drop the idea of dating, you'll be surprised at the results but you must conquer fear first. The girl no go bite you now, "I no do be I no do" then you move on to the next. Ladies in the house can give you tips but really this days girls hand soft. Try it n you will see for yourself.

[quote author=Mynd_44]You don't wanna know. It will ruin your breakfast[/quote]No way!

[quote author=190-the-clown]I love kissing as well as I love sucking#[/quote]excuse me, sucking what?

Pls go with ur friend's advice, go to cele n do cleansing. By the time the "alagba" dip you inside river 7 times, girls go dey flock you.


_{If I may ask, how u dey take release tension? Kai, u go don self service die.}

OCTAVO: I don‘t like kissing.
I believe there are people like me that doesn‘t like kissing as well.

Different stroke to different folks.
I do kissing, I enjoy kissing, I live for kissing. I kiss anything kissable.

Happy new month to NLders!!!
@OP, nice one.

hustla: Means the same thing as Koni dafun iya e!

from which dikko be dat abi which language?

SimplySEA: point of reminder! U chelshit played full strength against a team not rated amongst d best in europe and yet lost 1-4! My guy i kno it hurts, but jus relax and try not to reply ok! The Lord is yr strength.....!

Point of remember! U never mentioned ur team. Shame on ur team cuz they aint worth nada.

COOLDUN: Yes, but not the champion of champions in Europe.Atletico Madrid is the overall champion of Europe.Thank your star that they were not the one you played against in the Champions league final.Who knows how many zeros you would have collected in their hands.You guys played the match with mouths before the game.You are still champion because the 2013 Champions league final group matches has not yet started.

Point of correction:
1. Chelsea played against the best clubs in Europe to win the CL meaning that Atletico was not rated among the best so how can Chelsea play against them at that level.
2. Chelsea are still champions beyond the group stage up till May 2013 when another champion would be decided (defending champion).
BTW, hope ur team was not humiliated by chelsea

I wanna shout out to Idowuogbo, mynd44, D-Explorer, Amya, Obowunmi, Ayobase. Wishing you guys HIV free ember months.

NOV 8

We are still champions.
CHELSEA!!!

ATLETICO

CHELSEA