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Why u dey shout for my head this early morning I was the first who signified interest in wooing NL finest but u chose to give it to other people. Mtsweeeeeh!!!

See injustice oh

Black man, black mind.




Make the guy thank God say no be shoot at sight d men in black do.


Abeg, if person wan collect ur pot of soup, u go stand dey look am


Inasmuch as I love this camera/video thing, guys should be extra careful.



I no fit shout oh! I no fit go chop beans on top say I carry my money go buy phone because naija police sabi rope person. Chai if den rope u ehnnn, u go just open mouth and flies go dey play 'who's in d garden' inside

Bredi da now

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Tears of joy I presume



How u dey vicks lemon plus

I woke up with 570 naira. I chop food of 70naira and stake 500naira on baba ijebu. Baba ijebu I no chop, better food I no chop. See my life

Na today A

We don't need to visit churches again now since everything can now be done online.




#teamfreshair

dammytosh: After any encounter with police, my heart bleeds that if those in our class and exposure can suffer this, au much more people like This bus driver.

One useless policeman once told me that "Oga why will you say that you don't have 10,000 when this car is worth 4.5M" (Who told the wretched fool the car was worth dt much ? and does he care what labour produced that work tool ? ".

What was my offence ? I parked wrongly to drop someone around 9pm. No Symbol, the decision was at his mercy and u can't argue much cos he has a gun.

I think the Government needs to do something about this useless policemen.

If you have encountered the frustrations of these fools in black, you will understand what that guy went through. It is just a pity that nothing is as valuable as ones life and suicide should never be an option.

The whole system is messed up and the corrupt and reckless Government both at the federal and state level keeps empowering the armed robbers in uniform.

1. What is the punishment for wrong parking ?
2. When you say wrong parking, who decides, the symbol or is it at the police man's disgression.
3. What is it with this place is One way from 6am - 6pm and free at any other time without any valid symbol.
4. What are the official fines, if enough evidence nails u to be a traffic offender or you decide to admit.
5. Why do i need mental test for passing A one way (In most case unknowingly ) when there is an eheavy fine in place.
6. Why should you ask for my tax paper if i want to pay legally for an offence.

All you hear from the police man is, "If you enter that office, na 40,000 and you will be surprised that an attempt to do the right thing will give you the shock of your life." Which is to beg to pay the official fine"

Unfortunately , there is no future at sight. The supposed leaders of tommorow find it amuzing and laughable that a feloow country man, committed suicide out of police frustration.

The last time, some one set himself ablaze out of police frustration in Tunisia, The president went for it and the ripple effect goes from Egypt, Libya, Yemen, and now Syria.

I weep for this nation , not only for this clueless set of leaders at all levels, but for the worse and more clueless generation of leaders coming up. A generation that can hardly think on their own without any media manipulation.

Dear Unborn child, Nigeria is your Father's country, choose yours wisely later.

- My Opinion.

https://www.nairaland.com/1398217/lagos-na-wah


The actions of these uniformed crooks is just sickening.

Now this is serious.



Why the guy just die like that now He for go get bomb enter the station....

Lack of adequate parental care....


Only God knows the extent to which porn has damage the lives of our youth.

Den go just kill Suntai as den kill Yar'adua.


We no dey learn for nija.

Chewing gum

Na ofio be this now. Chai my grandma (of blessed memory) no sabi book oh. She dey ever beat us anytime she see remnant of ofio inside our pocket she say the thing dey cause cough if onlt she knew otherwise

Sweet angel, I'm as cool as the refrigerator when PHCN doesn't disappoint

Consider everyday public holiday now lazy govt workers. All they know is to share money and make everyday holiday.

The girl dey kolo. Why she come dey expose her papa nyansh for main road now Make we follow join dem family cry Okay, she forget add say her papa cried me a river when he lost. Yeye pickin

The fight still continues Oh Jah! How long more before I graduate from this UNIPETROL

The more the merrier let's go there, 2015.

^^Morning sir, how's the palace



Hey every

Congrats

Serves d guy right

But mehn! Guys don collect pata well well oh on the promise of marriage no dulling again babes, make una begin dey go court.



I rep OOU.


May those punary dat has gone same rest in peace.

brenda

harlos: Who are we waiting for...?

I can see y'all are dreaming about garri right now. Well, I just strolled in and find out that 2 truth and 1 lie thread has been closed. Why now Who dey vex




Sweet-Tease, if u no greet me, I greet u.

All these small boys who are equipped with charms and guns too dey do laulau. Hope this serves as a lesson to other laulau boys.

Shugamania: So u dey play baba ijebu. Sma.

SMA Like seriously As in Shaking My Assss

harlos: as all options don go na

No mind me bro, I just dey play noni

Br3nd4:

No 3

Sweetheart, u gorrit.




Shuga, no vex oh. U no fit know me pass my wifey.

Harlos, u dey beee

Tells her sowi

She's busy here.

Tovot: Benyc

While typing that poo, I never knew I'll get it. So Shuga is not a good kisser why am I running after her sef


Sweet-Tease, I dey aiit.



I stake my money on lottery (baba ijebu)

I stake my money on sport betting (nairabet and 1960bet)

I stake my money on gamble (card, whot and dice)

Spot on bro.



Another thing I noticed is that every girl got disvirgined after secondary school then I begin to wonder who get fvcked in secondary school.

Oh! Any repairer to repairing their love