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Beync: you are welcome

The 'he' in the previous post was referring to Harlos.

I helped u with the translation

Beync: true jide was better with brenda, now see what he's turn to...
Brenda think about it again

There's no problem with managing u and Br3nd4 as well as Shugamania

I want to believe its more of laziness to be unemployed in Nigeria. U can always look around and get something to do to keep body and soul together but we youths want to drive the latest car as well as live in luxury under six months because we are graduates.


What I think we need is: National Association of [b]Under[b]employed Graduates.

Br3nd4: Awww poor old Jide is lonely

Old kwanu



U caused it now.

Beync: The same to you kwa

U go start wetin u no go fit finish
Anyway, he said "thank you".

Beync: No wahala, I 'll buy ur size

Tanx dear

Beync: @Jide em... Let me know ur slippers size, plz!

Na extra extra large

Shugamania: @Jhyde, just dey take am easy ooo.

I dey into the business, no worry urself

Beync: speak in english

Meaning...


My thing cut across boundary, ethnicity, family, complexion, height, race, body-size, just name it

Face-to-face hug.

Shugamania: Happen dey.

Ur papa wife? Ko m'ebi ni?

Ko wo ju Uche gan

Buying Egg Annually Makes Sense.



Sense

Beync: Jide am smh for u

U r welcome to FG sweet teas and elrony
So many nice people here
U won't regret ur coming here


Anybody home?

No make ur head fall down oh! Just because I wan put leg for the slippers wey my brother off.


Shuga, happen


Sweet-tease, u're welcome.

Beync: onyeiberibe

U get anything?

na person surname be dat oh




Na honey oh! Check ringtone for my dairy. Na tested working perfect

Godmother: Na wa o! 53k just for parking at a bus stop! Thank god I read this before I started my driving lessons and I think I also need to google up 'driving laws' in naija before I start dashing some eediots money anyhow!

Well, it's not only 53k that u'll pay, there are other hidden charges as well

I'll gist u guys what happened before the car was released later.

Brimmie: OP.. U suppose dey write for Wale Adenuga Production o!

Hilarious, Fictitious, N Jumboparadious!!!

Do you drive a car in Lagos


If yes, try and park ur car at a busy bus-stop in Lagos at peak period. Before u know it, u'll turn to Wale Adenuga urself because ur own story'll make a good soap opera

Marksule: i love LIVERPOOLl. We are gonna make top four noni

Wake up, its dawn.

If eventually HELL is real then there's going to be a big suya feast with the way guys reason these days

We were making progress on the journey when suddenly there was a bang. That was all I could recollect about the journey until I woke up three days after in the mortuary

So after the bang, he could not recall anything but did recollect fully all that happened in the excursion to wonderland. Okay, I'll ask my dead grand mother whether to believe or not.

Babiloko: lol...ur hand dey pain u?

Pain't dey ?

Yes, dey pain.

Delivering

That is Rigid Constitution.



Afterall, she did not have sex with another guy, she just slept with him duh!

Call Rooney After Zeb's Exit


After

"Don't get the perfect person but try to make the imperfect person perfect"



We just too much in a hurry these days to get things right.

Babiloko: google

Post the link then

I can see desperation here but wait oh! what should our aunties who are in their early 30s do

Babiloko: sex iz nt evrytin

says who

Good morning my people!!!

Preaching

Billing Locals Outrageously Can Kill




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