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RomanceRe: Decliamer. My account was hacked, by Jibwillz: 6:23am On Nov 23, 2015
powerfulsettingz:
Young man stop displaying ur useless ego here, gold circle is still one of the [color=#CD3700]best condom[/color]
, we don't care what u think
U mean d cheapest haba! Epa calm down.. I'd rather go for an hiv test and lie dat I dunked unprotected. I'll get tested and get dozens than buy with my money anything dat has gold and circle on it pack...
RomanceRe: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by Jibwillz: 11:32pm On Nov 22, 2015
silent10:
Fixed
Lmao... Fist_Bump bruh...
RomanceRe: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by Jibwillz: 4:19pm On Nov 22, 2015
vooyour:
Lol I'm a girl and and I think that girl is a bitch! Just hit and run bruh grin [color=#CD3700] on a serious note though these are the kind of girls that give us all a bad name.[/color] Shame on her undecided
See dia type here ^^^...

May ur days be long and to all d ladies in support...
RomanceRe: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by Jibwillz: 4:03pm On Nov 22, 2015
firstEVA:
It happens, you were not up to her level then perhaps cos of your financial position. I am also very sure you look better now so no big deal.
Damn! U just shot urslf in d knee with dis statement... Ur moniker is dat wich ve perceived 2be dat of a gud persona... Alwaiz tot of u as a sensible/responsible/intelligent lady... Buh what can I say... Aku'nnuche missing.. Sorry...
Don't you wish women were like money? At least you could hold them up to the sky and tell the fake from the genuine.



firstEVA:
All of you saying fuk her fuk her, I smh for you, not all guys are dogs
mind Telling me d kinda girl she is, running bk to some1 u once berate all because of status and materialism...
RomanceRe: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by Jibwillz:
Straff d b!atch and toss her out... Oh! And, don't forget to tell her she's not ur type too...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 21st November 2015 by Jibwillz: 9:41pm On Nov 21, 2015
If Madrid had won,, dis tread go don reach 54pages... All of dem hibernate like say no be 2day be d match..
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by Jibwillz:
slimkay83:
I need s4 screen (follow come is preferable) 19505 model
I av exactly what u need.. Holla Let's deal
CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown's Ex, Karrueche Tran Spotted In Abuja by Jibwillz: 8:30am On Nov 16, 2015
So she a celebrity just by being brezzy's ex... And gets paid for doing absolutely nothing... Misplaced priority indeed...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Victimisation In My Office Because Of A Girl by Jibwillz: 10:18pm On Nov 15, 2015
kestolove95:
Cum are u truli working in a bank? Or u a cleaner abi gateman? Cox ur english no b hia o
He said his FRIEND damn it... and ofcourse its always their friend...
RomanceRe: How Do You Treat Your Sexual Desire As A Single? by Jibwillz: 5:45am On Nov 15, 2015
Jonesdanny:
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NOTE:A FEE IS MADE FOR EACH CONNECTION ENJOY!!!!
Meet with Rich ladies who need young guys to satisfy them well on Bed and get paid terms of cash contact Agent Mark 07067073362...........
NOTE:A FEE IS MADE FOR EACH CONNECTION ENJOY!!!!
"Akunnuche Missing"
RomanceRe: My Ugly Co-worker Just Blew Me A Kiss? by Jibwillz: 5:30am On Nov 15, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, my ugly co-worker just blew me a kiss and I am totally disgusted and grossed out.

What do you think I should do?[/color]
And u brought dis here?? for us 2do what??......
I mean are ladies actually becoming dumber this days or is it just share stupidity??......

Ur reasoning and mentality appears 2b on d same ratio..... Walahi
RomanceRe: I Guarantee She Would Say Yes To You After Reading This :) by Jibwillz: 12:10pm On Nov 14, 2015
Type dat shii in wording... Image disabled 4sm reasons... Gracias
RomanceRe: Why's Complimenting A Girl On Her Smile Sweet,bt Complimenting Her On Her Breast by Jibwillz: 12:06pm On Nov 14, 2015
naughtynaughty:
Its like me walking up 2a guy in d pool,u knw he is wearing shorts nd his stuff's size nd evritin is all ova my face bulging out and den I say..'Hi bros I luv dis ur stuff o,d size nd evritin make sense die' haha its sumhw nah. Smh
And by so doing,, U think d said guy will lash out or look @u with disgust just like u ladies would??
RomanceRe: Parents Should Introduce Their Children To Romance, Sex Nd Relationship From 12+ by Jibwillz: 11:22am On Nov 14, 2015
Renylee:
In this time and age, twelve is too late.. I think parents should start throwing bits and pieces in before 12
Exactly... By the time they get to 14,15,16,, I'm afraid there won't be need for it cuz they're already exposed 2what they ought 2av been told/taught...
RomanceRe: Should I Ask Him Out? by Jibwillz: 9:45pm On Nov 13, 2015
utenwuson:
I was actually scrolling 2d reply space 2 type exactly d same thing! y re gurls always lien? she should simply says she d one!
hahahaha! No be 2day yansh bin dey back now... They always seem 2av 1st hand info abt the so called friend but never an advice unless they come 2 nairaland and ask... How I wish I av a friend dat can hlp me post my ordeal on social media rather than put me thru on how 2do it maslf.....
...Awo brothers keeper noni... Lmao
RomanceRe: Should I Ask Him Out? by Jibwillz:
JustOzito:
Heart repairing kits? Wat for? Pls enlighten me more. By d way... Wat green light can she give without luking desperate?
U can ask him out like pple said,, but in my own strong/honest opinion; DON'T DO IT,, not d bst move...

Few yrs bk, I had more than a thousand greens 4m dis chick I was crushing,, nvr did make a move cuz I was shy n scared till a frend of a frend cme n swept her off. "Worst emotional trauma I ever had", I let slide wat cud av bin mine. Looking bk now,, I realized I dint miss a thing cuz shez engaged now and still wants me 2 nail her amidst d random blokes she has (she aint loyal)............

Two gurls tuk d bold move of askin me out based on mutual attractions,, both crumbled within months.. Form this I realized I wunt ever take u srzly if u ask me out, its unexplainable tho but it just don't work 4me...........

Met dis chick @ a training few weeks bk and found her attractive wich she must av too, in a group chat during our lunch, I told her I av no respect 4 ladies and all sort; all in a bid 2push her away, She sat on ma legs d following day in d presence of our boss and other trainees. I cudnt deduce wat she was up 2, but tried not 2 read meanings into it..........

Lost contact after d training, only 2 reconnect thru a frend last month. D convo has bin rilly deep 2d point where she never stops askin me:
-When am I gonna cme 2her crib and cook 4her
-Teach her how 2 drive
-accompany her 2her sis place in benin(all expanse paid)
-hlp me plait ma hair (I'm hairy and av always wanted 2do dat).
All these are enuf green but 2bad I dnt digg "light skin"........

What I'm tryna say is,, MOST guys (Me) don't cherish what comes easy 2dem. If its not thru pain and hard labour I dnt take it seriously..........

His shyness might just be a front 2 draw its prey closer, we aren't rilly as shy as pple think (speaking4mExperience).. That's where d heart_repairing_kits comes in, shud incase things don't go as planned... Adios..
RomanceRe: Should I Ask Him Out? by Jibwillz: 4:23pm On Nov 13, 2015
JustOzito:
If I say its me, will u give ur advice
U mean like majority of us don't know there are loopholes in ur story?? Trust me, it doesn't matter..
Girls are synonymous with lying that we all know...

U're both finalist, its worth d try.. Now would be a good time 2know if it'll stand d test of time. Ease up and give him d greens, since the feeling is mutual the chase shouldn't be 1sided...

And While you are at it, try to get heart-repairing kits too...
RomanceRe: Should I Ask Him Out? by Jibwillz: 3:37pm On Nov 13, 2015
Its always on behalf of a friend... Jeez!
#WhenWillNaijaGirlsStopLying??
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by Jibwillz:
airsaylongcon:
Location?
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by Jibwillz: 6:25pm On Oct 25, 2015
Still dnt know what 2do with my s4.. Eithr 2 dispose out of anger or sell off in bits... Cuz I see no reason y I shud still hold on 2a fone wich diff simtrays has bin tried on it without any success of detecting a sim...
PhonesRe: How To Watch Free Dstv On Andriod Device For Free by Jibwillz: 9:31am On Jul 10, 2015
miniano1:
get had much mb to watch this
don't understand u bruh...
PhonesRe: How To Watch Free Dstv On Andriod Device For Free by Jibwillz: 5:19am On Jul 10, 2015
plz fam... just wna know if it's just ma fone or mobdro is not working with simpleServer... cuz d onli time it ever worked, it zapped ma airtym... wud like 2 know if derz a way around it... my simpleServer works fine, but mobdro isn't working without money on my fone
FamilyRe: Under What Circumstances Would You Allow This Happen To Your Child?? by Jibwillz(op): 6:27pm On Jun 21, 2015
MsPat:
D woman na baddo na......no tym to look for nanny wey go kidnap her pikin grin
Haha. dis pass baddo oo.. cuz she actually took of her hands of d steering - handle just 2 prove a point when she saw a jjc snapping her, but I missed dat moments snap shot...
FamilyRe: Under What Circumstances Would You Allow This Happen To Your Child?? by Jibwillz(op): 6:01pm On Jun 21, 2015
thorpido:
I once saw the picture of a lady riding a bicycle while at the same time breas.tfeeding the baby strapped to her waist.
I have absolutely no reason 2 doubt u.. cuz ma mom told me it's a thing of d norms in d south with even a week old baby sef. so u can imagine my surprise...

but trust me, I'm seeing this for d very 1st tym since my entire existence...
FamilyUnder What Circumstances Would You Allow This Happen To Your Child?? by Jibwillz(op):
It might not be new 2 some peeps according 2 what my mom said when I was taking d pictures...

but to me, it was fvcking hilarious. gringrin


While in d cab on our way back 4m my aun place, my mom called my attention 2 a lady riding a bike(motorcycle), I was abt telling her it's not a new thing and look away b4 my eyes caught what she actually wanted me 2 see...

The said lady was backing a few months old baby while in d act.. and my face just went shockedshockedshocked


To d parents in d house, what's ur input on diz??
cuz as a guy, I'll never allow ma wife board a bike with my baby on it, let alone be d one doing a "double07" type shiii behind d wheel with ma child strapped on her back...



cc: lalasticlala

PhonesRe: Best Glo Tariff Plan by Jibwillz: 1:57am On Jun 17, 2015
Soteriahascome:
i bought glo line today and the vendor told me that it's already registered which i confirmed by send REG TO 746. I recharged it with 1k card with the hope of getting 3gb after sending *777*21#. It's 2hrs now since i sent the request, the sim no gree browse. And they have taken my 1k...
put if in a bb for it 2b activated then return it bk 2 ur fone.. it shudnt take at least 3mins on d bb b4 it starts working. speaking 4m exp
Nairaland GeneralRe: The ARO ORONMILA TEMPLE, Temple Of Lucifer& Holistic Science by Jibwillz: 7:53pm On Jun 15, 2015
Allureoftheseas:
Lolz just Google simple server andriod Mtn Cheat
thnx bro... but after searching google, d ones I got date as far bk last year and no recent comment as per if it still works or not...
I'd appreciate if u can hlp me with d step by step procedure or perhaps a link dat can put me thru
Nairaland GeneralRe: The ARO ORONMILA TEMPLE, Temple Of Lucifer& Holistic Science by Jibwillz: 12:39pm On Jun 15, 2015
Allureoftheseas:
Jibwillz reason for your email ?
wud appreciate directives on how 2 go abt d 20gb ss u posted on the other topic if u dnt mind.thnx
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Sort Of Prayers Can Make One Do This ?? ( Hilarious Photo ) by Jibwillz: 7:05pm On Jun 14, 2015
head burn
AutosRe: Neat Sharp Used Honda Baby Boy V6 Best Price 370k by Jibwillz: 12:07am On Jun 12, 2015
stpat1:
You too, why are you blaming him? You should have also checked the meaning of "NEAT" in the dictionary before using it.
Wicked grin

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