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^^^you be one ugly mothafucker

spoilt:
Why look so shocked?

What woman doesnt fantasize about being slung over a man's shoulders, dragged into his lair and .  .  .  . well you get my point. Thats the appeal.  

^^exactly what am going to do if I get you all alone. Drag you by the hair and pound you real hard from behind. sweet

sorry, but no samsung phone uses the symbian OS for now. So only .jar applications are compatible with your device. Try getting a Nokia n-series

^^No, Bleep you.

urm, is that the mother- or the father in drag
P.S. who gives a Bleep about the baby

^^You are right but at the same time wrong. The NYSC is relevant in-principle, the execution however is wanting. I see the service period as effective in nation-building but completely useless/irrelevant as a means of gaining on-the-job experience. Forget corpers dieing on the roads, or in religious/ethnic clashes- these are the vicissitudes of life, could happen to anyone, anywhere, anytime.
I taught in a roofless school in the north. In practical terms it was a thoroughly wasteful year of my life, but I have bitter/sweet memories of that year- probably because I am a bit of a romantic. Completed service and in no time got frustrated/ jaded with the unproductive search for non-existent job. I therefore added that wasted year to my long list of grievances against the corrupt machine running this country.
I agree with you that the NYSC be stopped until this country has been cleansed of the stench of corruption, until our schools are brought to standard, until nepotism gives way to merit, until our cowardly heads are grounded into the wall, until passiveness is drowned by revolution, until death takes lives, until hopelessness is replaced with ambition,

Grrrrr. Asinine

Jakumo, I see u are still on your pedagogically-induced high, u ugly dog
I Hate FaceBook

Anyone who says facebook is better is a gaddem fool

@kellorah ^^dont be asinine .
Beloved poster, this is so unlike me, but i will suggest you forgive your wife. she sounds contrite. Remember, out of sight, out of mind. she simply got carried away, happens to the best of us- man or woman. Ask yourself, if she did not get pregnant, would you know about the one-nighter? Have you both been mutually exclusive sexual partners from the beginning of your lives?
What am trying to say, my brother, is that in the grand scheme of things sex is quite an insignificant activity- much like scratching an itch, taking a shit, cutting your hair etc.
 Of course, I do not suggest fuking anyhow, but if a situation is irreversible, the best you can do is forget it- no big deal, okay?

fucckin hell

Most girls can be real bitches.
You, however, Midge, are a Binch!

^^^Story

I served in Northern Nigeria(Billiri, Gombe State to be precise). Not a particularly interesting time, sometimes downright boring!, but I have nothing but fond memories of my time there. The people were friendly(the girls could have been friendly though ) and respectful.
So, let us not blanket all northerners as lunatic jihadists, they have some of the nicest people actually.
The fact remains however that while the loss of the gentleman corper(Miss Achi) is regrettable, the onus is now on the Maiduguru community(forget the police) to fish out the perpetrators and show the world that by and large, they are a hospitable people. Or Else,

what a big bowl of cramp

um, midge, babe, all this cussing is decidedly unsexy

The Devil & The Deep Blue Sea
a.k.a. The Prince & The Pauper

babe, so u wanna be braggin here say u got janded toaster, ehn.
anyway, since u already wetting ur mouth as well as ur panties for the janded dude, go ahead, masturbate.
a girl's gotta eat now

yep, God bless em for being 'merciful' enuff to give me sweet toto from time to time. i just luv em.
@mitchelin, u are looking quite sexy lately, why?

^^^true. but if success with woman is indicative of overall success of a life, wahala go dey

Funkygirl, wtf. How can u be so fokin excited about the NYSC. U must be a Bushgirl

^^^ i eat cats, dogs , and snakes. for real

but, seriously, who wants to read about anybody's fuking NYSC experience. if dat was d defining chapter of ur lack-lustre life, why dont u keep it to ur bloody self  

^^^yep, dats hw it goes.

Aprilmay:
i dont believe this your stupid story about the ibadan couple

dont you wish you were the H.I.Q., . Arrow

I need one, wats your price?
by the way, have you got Asus Eeepc 1005HA, i hear dat is the best netbook around.
In any case, i need the Acer right now, gimme your last price, cant waste credit haggling and stuff

d shamelessness of most girls nowadays is quite unbelievable- frankly its amazing[color=][/color]

d shamelessness of most girls nowadays is quite unbelievable- frankly its amazing. [color=][/color]

[quote author=Ziggy_mama link=topic=331575.msg4654359#msg4654359 date=1254495778]Even if dis is a joke,i don't see any reason why dis is on d home page [/quote]is it ya homepage?