₦airaland Forum

MsTom:
Gurguru and zobo passed.

Those in Nigeria, what is going on? Has Jonathan spoke? has anyone seen a glimpse of yaradua? Who is on seat as the president? Please pass  info asap.

I take umbrage at this condescending tone.

henryhemon:
@Ayettymama,
Why do you choose to insult Nigerians in every comment you made?
Are you crazy?!

she just might be

amaka, ^^ you know you want it.

boys, u go ahead

THE AMAKA:
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@otondo
please remove that pic[/color]

why?
cos she's got bigger, firmer brreasts than you?

@poster,
you can organise hired assasins to murder the boyfriend
my 2 cents

^A load of balderdash
   that's not cute or romantic. It's puerile & juvenile, what if one of them swallow's it and dies.
  can't people just be natural and quit all this pretentious pseudo-western shenanigans

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.


On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"


The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"


She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me"


Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.


Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities.


He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?! " says the hairy man.


"No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer.


"It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."


The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.


The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist.


"May I help you?" she asks.


The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."


"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."


The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 63 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here!"


hee hee hee,

^^^hmph

na wa o
some people sef too dey find trouble.
and i thought nordic people dey peace-loving

F@!*%k Microsoft.
F@!*%k B.L.I.N.G.

all's fair in life.
when you know this,
thus endeth the lesson

^^God is an oxymoron

you guys are all so corny and daft.
damn

@4llerbuntu, you're right
sadly this prostituting for small chops is mostly found with yoruba sisters.
o, the shame of it  

ayettymama:
its a lie joo!!!lolz

yetunde, I said stop flashing me
i've told you,  b4 i can give you that N8,000 you must sleep over at least 4 times(that's the going rate).
then i'll write you the check

this shamelessness from nigerian girls has reached epidemic proportions o.
The other day I toasted a small girl like that- not more than 19-20 yrs. She gree o, then the very next day she give me bill of N8,000, say she wan buy blouse & jeans. was so funny i had to laugh, say babe the teacher wey teach you don teach you nonsense, u for wait small na make i dash u blow with slap. big girls, small girls, fat girls, thin girls, they all ho's. God help us

best cure is a bowl of eba and soup. trust me

^^Kushe, you must be a big fool to post an epistle upon such a mundane matter

you already know,
iz way too much

^^  for real, meen. who would believe a Beeke

the guy is certainly confused
probably crazy
and possibly mad.
run, girl, run

you dont?
you of all people
The Benjamins

shmeatpie, when you're grown up, you'll understand.

dave, you, are too far gone

^^the 'Lord' has no mercy
if he did, this wouldnt have happened in the first place.

foking 'ell

^^so u want to papy N15k/month for youngin puzzy?
u go wait tire,